The Corrupted Wish Game

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

Granted! The poorest will conque you!

I wish I was normal!

[Prometheus 3,038]

Granted! You will now never be unique or special in any way, shape or form whatsoever!

I wish I was a successful filmmaker.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you are overworked and rarely get to spend time with your loved ones.

I wish it was only ever winter. 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT not where you live.

I wish they didn't use my favorite song in the 'Ready Player One' Trailer.

Now all these people come on the comment section and post ready player one comments.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but it was used in another movie trailer anyways.

I wish my chair wasn't so beat up.

It's still cozy, though!

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you are now the beat up one.

I wish Anguirus was wayyyyyy more respected in the Kaiju community

He's my favorite :3

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but he gains a lot more naughty artwork as a result.

I wish there was a Godzilla video game that was actually good. 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUTit's not available in your country.

I wish I could finish high school already.

[The Recherche 29,965]

2 hours ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUTit's not available in your country.

Doesn't matter, since none of the current game consoles are region locked! 

Granted, but you're never able to enroll in college.

I wish I had a good diet.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you don't lose any weight.

I wish I could find good music from this decade

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you lose your ability to hear as a result of the sick tunes. 

I wish I would go through ceaseless agony for the rest of my life.

Spoiler

There's no rule saying the wish has to be positive! 

 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! You win an eternity trip to Hell

I wish I could buy a bullet belt for my thrash outfit.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but wearing it lands you in the middle of a firefight.

I wish that I couldn't wish anymore. 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! As of now your posting on this thread has ended. Goodbye

I wish you would wish and grant wishes again

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they all become corrupted! 

IT'S A CLOSED LOOP, Y'ALL!!!

I wish that the definition of wish changed! 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT the definition of grant changes too.

I wish that they would get rid of Despashito 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but he's reincarnated as a tyrannical dictator! 

.I wish that I I taht hsiw I. 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT TUB !detnarG 

I wish to live in the 80s for a week

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted!  Now you're stuck in 1789, fighting in the French Revolution for an entire week!

I wish that...

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT...

I wish for the forum games to be active right now.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but an influx of trolls arrive.

I wish my audio cable would actually let me hear both sides of my headphones.  

[Nature Tune 8,391]

3 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Granted, but an influx of trolls arrive.

I wish my audio cable would actually let me hear both sides of my headphones.  

Granted, your headphones are broken by your antics.

I wish I had real friemds

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted... but you didn't need to wish for something you already have. 

I wish my Sabaton T shirt would arrive already.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT it's a fake knockoff from china.

I wish for a butler

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they are a massive procrastinator.

Ey wehs ey cud speyl karectly.