The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Gwanded! UT! yuu cand speek karectly eeder.

I wish for this foolishness to stop

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but that makes the thread more boring. 

I wish that wishes could wish for wishing wishes into wishing wishes who wish wishing for wishes.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT I don't know the consequence of your wish because it is confusing af.

I wish for a good sleep tonight.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you're stuck in an eternal slumber forever. 

I wish that that that that that that that- 

*Recherche.exe has stopped working*

[Passion 3,478]

Granted, but you get this this this this this this this this this instead... and you first need to install Windows 10 update.

 

I wish these cursed matches weren't wet and finally ignited...

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT only for a minute.

I wish Linkin Park actually did some good songs.

*trollface*

[Passion 3,478]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to recognize how great they would be anyway.

*trollfaces back*

I wish I could find $10 every day randomly on the ground.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they're all counterfeit!

I wish that I could think of a wish. 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Passion 3,478]

Granted! But you forgot how to type...

 

I wish Recherche could remember how to type.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT he forgot how to spell

I wish I was the luckiest person on earth.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Grentid, bet yer luk rens owt, putin yu an da stretz.

Ey wehs I cud spel agen.

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you forgot how to speak.

I wish for infinite wishes

[The Recherche 29,965]

Mrfm, mrm blp mm mhu mll!

(Granted, but they all become corrupted!)

Mlf mlm mll mul rf rm...

( I wish I could speak again...)

[Passion 3,478]

Granted! But nobody's listening...

 

I wish I could be the Dragonborn.

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

Granted, but you're the lowest-level Dragonborn possible.

 

I wish to meet Shantae.

Edited April 12, 2018 by A.V.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but she despises you, and decides to throw you into a river!

I wish people would actually listen to me...

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT they will listen to you for a few minutes.

I wish for a blue heeler

[The Recherche 29,965]

Grantedbutitdevelopsrabbiesandneedstobeputdownwithinonlytwoweeks! 

IwishIcouldaffordtospeakslowerduetomytimelimit... 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you talk way too slow now

I wish for the mlp movie on dvd.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Ggggggrrrrrrrraaaaaaannnnnnnnnnttttttttteeeeeeeedddddddd, bbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuttttttt iiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt'sssssss aaaaaaaaa Cccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeesssssseeeeeeeee kkkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooccccccccckkkkkkkk-ooooooooooofffffff.

Iiiiiiiii wwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssshhhhhhhhh Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sssssssssspppppppppppooooooooookkkkkkkkeeeeeeee fffffffffffaaaaaaaaassssssssstttttttttteeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr....

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you forget to space the words in between each scentence.

I wish for Recherche to speak fluently and fancy.

[The Recherche 29,965]

But of course, darling boy!I would ring the bells that would bring forth the dark ages if it were to mean assisting a good fellow in need~! 

Though, I do wish I could speak like the common-folk once more...

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! You speak like a regular person now

I wish I could play Eruption on my guitar.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you develop carpal tunnel as a result of playing it too much.

I wish I could speak normally from here on out! 

Spoiler

Tempting fate...

 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT your have a Canadian accent eh,

I wish I could visit Canada