The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but the size are the size of an giant

I wish @Messy Mane is old enough to have a drink with me. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT I get caught with the fake ID and Groucho glasses

I wish @TBD would have a soda with me one day.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but one day is yesterday 

I wish @Messy Mane could just use shampoo for once xp

 

3 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

I wish @TBD would have a soda with me one day.

I'm down for it. 

Edited February 6, 2019 by TBD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's the real fake cheap chemical toxins stuff

I wish I could dunk a oreo through a hoop.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but the oreo won't fit through. 

I wish wizarding world is real

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you aren't :c

I wish I had a girlfriend

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but she dump you in a second. 

I wish V-day doesn't have to come. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

Granted but she dump you in a second. 

I wish V-day doesn't have to come. 

A second eh? Still doesn't break my record 

Granted! BUT I won't corrupt that since I understand how u feel :c

I wish wishes can be corrupted again

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but only your wishes will be corrupted

I wish the store will give us single men free candies. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your picture will be on a wall with other single men.

(Don't be ashamed.I'll be on it too)

I wish I could ride all they way to california in a shopping cart.

Edited February 6, 2019 by Messy Mane

[TBD 17,254]

Just now, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT your picture will be on a wall with other single men.

(Don't be shy.I'll be on it too

I hope the girls will find mugshot attractive..

 

Granted you get to travel to one billboard to the next that advertise California

 

I wish  I'm in japan right now for vacation.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT an octopus is chasing you for.....you know.

I wish I could be in pee wee playhouse

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT your picture will be on a wall with other single men.

(Don't be ashamed.I'll be on it too)

I wish I could ride all they way to california in a shopping cart.

Granted. But because the cart was illegally removed, you're going to jail

I wish I could be an actual Changeling!

[TBD 17,254]

4 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT an octopus is chasing you for.....you know.

Food...I will just assumed food 

4 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

I wish I could be in pee wee playhouse

Granted but you're a toilet 

3 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

I wish I could be an actual Changeling!

Granted but you're force to work for the queen

 

I wish I'm an actual genie. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT youre missing the robin Williams voice. :c

I wish for a personal assistant

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but your personal assistant sued you

I wish for an army 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's an army of babies that each need a diaper change 

I wish for an ice cold coke

[Will Guide 21,360]

4 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT it's an army of babies that each need a diaper change 

I wish for an ice cold coke

Granted. It's so ice cold, you'll freeze after one sip

I wished I wasn't Ninja'd!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT unfortunately all you can do is get over it.

Tis history

I wish for a brand new Cadillac

[TBD 17,254]

granted it's a toy model

I wish that I will also get to visit Germany. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they won't have any pretzels and funny accents :c

I wish I was old enough to run for president

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you lost to Trump.

i wish I can have some  chocolate assortment candies now

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you have to say "life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you're gonna get."

I wish kids at my school would understand sarcasm

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you won't be able to understand it. 

I wish we can turns into cyborgs. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you only get a new hand :c

I wish I could put new strings on my guitar.