Ask Cynical Pinkie Pie

[Betez 1,734]

Discord-ed Fluttershy laughed at you

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Discord-ed Fluttershy laughed at you

I have a feeling we won't be seeing Fluttershy anytime soon. If you know what I mean.

 

I know that look in your eyes!

 

You are flirting with me!

I never knew you thought of me that way. I guess it doesn't take much intelligence to admire me.

[DJShy 872]

 

 

I never knew you thought of me that way. I guess it doesn't take much intelligence to admire me.

Does your BOYFRIEND Discord know you love me?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Does your BOYFRIEND Discord know you love me?

That hug is sounding good right about now.

[DJShy 872]

That hug is sounding good right about now.

I'd rather do this!

 

*kisses Pinkie on the lips for 5 seconds*

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

I'd rather do this!

 

*kisses Pinkie on the lips for 5 seconds*

Wha....wha..........................

[DJShy 872]

Wha....wha..........................

You like?

[Shining Wing 201]

This thread is hilarious!

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

You like?

But...I...I....I....

 

 

This thread is hilarious!

It's good to know my pain amuses you. Now that you've said that, you're on the list.

[DJShy 872]

But...I...I....I....

Wanna do it again?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Wanna do it again?

Yes Of course not, why would I...do...something...so...amazing...as...that...NO, snap out of it Pinkie. 

[Shining Wing 201]

It's good to know my pain amuses you. Now that you've said that, you're on the list.

 

You'd have to find me first! And if you do, I'll hug you so tight that you wouldn't be able to do anything!

[DJShy 872]

Yes Of course not, why would I...do...something...so...amazing...as...that...NO, snap out of it Pinkie.

So you do!

 

*kisses Pinkie for 10 seconds on the lips*

Edited January 14, 2013 by DJ-Shy3

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

So you do!

 

*kisses Pinkie for 10 seconds on the lips*

This is highly disturbing.

 

Next question.

[DJShy 872]

This is highly disturbing.

 

Next question.

Understood.

 

So Pinkie, is there any stallion you have your eye on?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Understood.

 

So Pinkie, is there any stallion you have your eye on?

Between you and me, Big Mac. But don't tell Applejack, or I'll literally have your head on a stick.

[DJShy 872]

Between you and me, Big Mac. But don't tell Applejack, or I'll literally have your head on a stick.

Considering what happen recently, I think I know what you would do with my head.

 

*wink*

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Considering what happen recently, I think I know what you would do with my head.

 

*wink*

[DJShy 872]

 

 

Considering what happen recently, I think I know what you would do with my head.

 

*wink*

You know you love me!

 

But I'm sorry to tell you that I'm more into Fluttershy.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

You know you love me!

 

But I'm sorry to tell you that I'm more into Fluttershy.

I'm into Fluttershy too..wait, NO. She is just a friend. A friend, haha. An annoying friend who has never done anything useful a day in their lives.

[DJShy 872]

I'm into Fluttershy too..wait, NO. She is just a friend. A friend, haha. An annoying friend who has never done anything useful a day in their lives.

You know you love her!

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

You know you love her!

I am craving some cupcakes right now. Wanna help me bake? I warmed up the oven already....

[DJShy 872]

I am craving some cupcakes right now. Wanna help me bake? I warmed up the oven already....

Unless you want me to throw up in your face, you will keep me away from cupcakes.

[DJShy 872]

Witch is smaller: The number of people still asking you questions, or the number of friends you have?

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Prince Blueblood: Hellfire, Darkfire, Now Earth pony its your turn, choose me or your pyre, Be mine or you will buuuurrrnnnn