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I got this cool thing to share/inform people about (if never heard of it, that is).

 

Palindromes are words, phrases, or strings of letters that can be read in either direction, for example:

 

radar

 

god a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog

 

I first learned of this years back after seeing Weird Al's "Bob" music video. Perfect example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

 

Now I'm curious to see the collective creativity of the forum to make up their own palindromes.

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"Dammit I’m mad.

Evil is a deed as I live.

God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.

To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.

Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?

Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.

I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.

Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,

In my halo of a mired rum tin.

I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.

Is evil in a clam? In a trap?

No. It is open. On it I was stuck.

Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.

Be still if I fill its ebb.

Ew, a spider… eh?

We sleep. Oh no!

Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.

Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.

Both, one… my names are in it.

Murder? I’m a fool.

A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,

A Goddam level I lived at.

On mail let it in. I’m it.

Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!

A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.

Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:

“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”

Evil is a deed as I live.

Dammit I’m mad."

~Demitri Martin

same forwards and backwards
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"Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad."
~Demitri Martin
same forwards and backwards

My mind is blown.

 

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

 

I could never come up with one myself, I love palindromes but I'm quite terrible at them.

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Girafarig.

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Alomomola.

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Racecar.

 

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

Rats live on no evil star.

Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

Draw, O coward!

Never odd or even.

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Everyone knows Racecar, and then there's really simple ones like mom and dad.

 

There's one I saw in an I-Spy book, Lion oil. I never made the connection with Girafarig.

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There is actually a book about that called something along the lines of "Otto, the Racecar----" I really don't know the rest, but the story is laid out like this: there's this kid that loves palindromes and anagrams because his first and last names are both palindromes, he's also like a 12-year-old kid who is a racing prodigy and already has his driver's license. You should look into it if you like palindromes so much! But yeah, I got the phrase "Yo' banana boy" from it, and I've never forgotten it.

-TheDragoniteDestiny

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God a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog!

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!

Never odd or even

Rats live on no evil star

 

Listen to Weird Al's song "Bob" for more good ones.

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Flee to me, remote elf.

I prefer pi.

A dog! A panic in a pagoda!

Too hot to hoot.

Madam, I'm Adam.

 

The first one that I had found myself was "minim".

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Girafarig.

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Alomomola.

 

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Racecar.
I breed Girafarigs for trading and I never noticed that. Wow, that's cool.

 

I know like, 3. Racecar, mom, and dad. I'm sure I could figure out a few more, I'm just lazy.

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Ok well since no one else has said this....

 

 

 

TACO CAT!!!

 

 

Honestly imagine how cute that would be...a cat made outta FUCKING TACOS!! Even funnier is that according to phineas and ferb it would be outlawed in England!

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Obviously the best palindrome ever is as follows

I

 

None can deny that this is the same forwards and backwards. It is also the same upwards, downwards, inwards, outwards, diagonally, spiralwise and in curves, making it one of the few multi-dimensional palindromes.

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-giganticpalindromesnip-

 
~Demitri Martin
same forwards and backwards

 

In his book "This is a Book," he has an entire section dedicated to original palindromes, including one that's over two and a half pages long.  While I'm too lazy to copy that entire one down (and can't seem to find it online), here are some of the shorter ones.

 

 

Son, say a papaya.

Papayas.

No "s."

 

Ya, get an ID, robust, subordinate gay.

 

Snub no man.  Nice cinnamon buns!

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In his book "This is a Book," he has an entire section dedicated to original palindromes, including one that's over two and a half pages long.  While I'm too lazy to copy that entire one down (and can't seem to find it online), here are some of the shorter ones.

 

 

Son, say a papaya.

Papayas.

No "s."

 

Ya, get an ID, robust, subordinate gay.

 

Snub no man.  Nice cinnamon buns!

I love his book. I think he has one in there that's longer than the one I posted. I don't know how he comes up with these, the man's a genius.

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