I'd hit you with _________

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

I'd hit you with a cannon.  I don't mean I'd shoot you with it, I mean I'd hit you with it, just to be clear.

[CheeryFox 23,816]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd spank you with a ruler. You've been a naughty girl,Rarity! :okiedokielokie:

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I'd hit you with the Declaration of Independence

 

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with the flame whip from Castlevania.

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

I'll hit you with a crowbar, one that I picked from the pile of rubble that was Black Mesa.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a watch tower.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I'd hit you with a quote about coffee.

[CheeryFox 23,816]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with the knife from Ghost and Goblins.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

xD with the pig or the windmill or both? or the car with all of the above? o.o

 

I'd hit you with everything included in this picture including the trees

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with the Power glove.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I'd hit you with spooky scary skeletons.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with bones and skin and bones and blood.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with the cane from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with the candy cane from Hearth's Warming Eve.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with the generators from Independence Day. (PS1)

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

I'd hit you with my hit singles...

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I'd hit you with the object on your left

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with the timer from Street Fighter 2010.

[Galen Selanno 351]

I'd hit you with boredom. And Cheetos.

[CheeryFox 23,816]

Zoodles! Zoodles! Zoodles! 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'll hit you with a Doge Meme.

 

Much hurt.

Very Pain.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Id hit with orange oranges

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I'd hit you with...something. Not sure what but I'll think of something.