I'd hit you with _________

[CheeryFox 23,822]

A leprechaun.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I'd hit you with a big guitare, rockstar style 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a giant slice of pizza.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I'd hit you with @Recherche

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

5 minutes ago, Thou. said:

I'd hit you with @Recherche

I'd hit your mane with a comb and some styiling gel

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I'd hit you with roses to give to your marefriend.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

55 minutes ago, Thou. said:

I'd hit you with roses to give to your marefriend.

Shoot at you with a waifu~ launcher, on the setting that shoots out your waifu~

[Jokuc 8,174]

my charm 

[RadioactiveTurtle 40]

I'd hit you with 12 Staples Superstores

[TBD 17,256]

I'd hit you with a 8-bit hammer. 

[Ocellus-Fan 103]

I'd hit you with a rubber chicken!

 

Edited October 27, 2018 by Ocellus-Fan

[Guest]

Hmm I’ll be nice I’ll hit you with a squishee!

Spoiler

I’ve sold over a hundred of these things at work probably 

Edited October 27, 2018 by Gone Airbourne

[Pieburner 1,680]

The R.I.C.O.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,315]

The ball I pried out of my roll-on deodorant! 

(I really do that!)

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

My spring-loaded fist

[Tao 7,936]

An egg sandwich! 

[Pieburner 1,680]

a bankruptcy 

[RDDash 19,195]

Banana, if I had any.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, R.D.Dash said:

Banana, if I had any.

Soarin!

[Ocellus-Fan 103]

A giant pillow filled with marshmallows!

[TBD 17,256]

books

[Tao 7,936]

Hows my cat sound?

[Ocellus-Fan 103]

I would hit you with the number 979!

[TBD 17,256]

with 978 books. 

[Guest]

I’d hit you with a Pumpkin Pie 🎃