I'd hit you with _________

[Espy Vibe 4,257]

I'll hit with ummm

 

A soft pillow. Softly. 

[Mirage 24,747]

A fish

[Tao 7,599]

I hit you with my love,  one must not hurt the Luna 

[Mirage 24,747]

Awww...I'm melting! 

Hits with a smile.

 

[Espy Vibe 4,257]

Tasty jellybeans boink

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,221]

I’d hit you with a Rainbow Dash plushie.

[Espy Vibe 4,257]

I'll hit you with the same rainbow dash plush you hit me with (sharing the love) 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,221]

I would hit you with a pillow.

[Espy Vibe 4,257]

I hit U with tasty rainbow sprinkles!

[Sparklefan1234 169,978]

I hit you with @Treeglow Flicker . I've heard she's "fluffy". 

[Old Accnt. 3,149]

I hit you with a 

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,036]

I hit you with a TIE Interceptor.  

[Sparklefan1234 169,978]

I'd hit you with a tie. 

[Espy Vibe 4,257]

I'd hit you with a TI-84 calculator 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,550]

Snowball obviously

[Tao 7,599]

Empty water bottle!  Feel my wrath of cuteness! 

[Clawdeen 12,190]

A pokeball. Come join my team lil Gengar. 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,550]

I’ll hit you with one of those screaming rubber yellow chickens

[Clawdeen 12,190]

I’d hit you with a kazoo

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,221]

I would hit you with an old car tire.

[Clawdeen 12,190]

I would hit you with a Zebra stuffed animal

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

I will throw a monster truck tire at you.

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,221]

I will hit you with one of my sandals.

[Yakamaru 3,127]

I throw some tasty tasty cheesecake at you.

[Mandalagan 229]

i hit with kokonut-nut is a giat nut