Shining Wing 201 February 24, 2013 Share February 24, 2013 Pour soap all over your monitor. My boat won't start, now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 24, 2013 Share February 24, 2013 (edited) Make one out of paper. How do I get my paper airplane to start? Edited February 24, 2013 by Leatherbehlt ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 24, 2013 Share February 24, 2013 Try purchasing an engine. How to avoid getting rotten tomatoes thrown at MT by the audience? Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 24, 2013 Share February 24, 2013 Tell them overused jokes from movies. How do I legally pirate a movie? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 February 24, 2013 Share February 24, 2013 Take the rating of the movie, multiply it by π, divide it by 100. Why am I doing math? Signature by Gone ϟ Airbourne Here's my OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/blue-lightning-r2658 Here's my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ghboy911 And finally here's my singer competition, be sure to help http://mlpforums.com/topic/52733-who-here-can-sing-rock-n-roll/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 24, 2013 Share February 24, 2013 THAT'S NOT ASKING FOR ADVICE! So my pet duck herbert came to me and said he was planning to take a road trip to Las Pegasis. Normally I'dbe fine with this, but he's an alcoholic. So how is it that I can convince him to stay sober until he's at the casinos? I don't want to be blunt and hurt the guy, but I'll get sued and arrested for letting him drive drunk. 2 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 You eat him.-Sigh- My name is Golgo and I have a problem..I like to pretend that my cat is simba at the beginning of the lion king and hold him at sunrise every morning. Am I crazy? Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 You're not crazy, you just have an intimate love for putting little booties on your cat and are trying to cover it up with The Lion King. I'm always losing my stuff (keys, pencils, kittens) in my fat rolls, how do I stop this? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Loose weight.How do I stop my paranoia of feeling like my mother is trying to kill me. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 She is trying to kill you I wanna know what love is. How do i find it? Signature by Gone ϟ Airbourne Here's my OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/blue-lightning-r2658 Here's my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ghboy911 And finally here's my singer competition, be sure to help http://mlpforums.com/topic/52733-who-here-can-sing-rock-n-roll/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Take this $80 and talk to that lady with the makeup on the corner of the street. My lady friend won't cook for me, but she's dead, HOW DO I GE HER TO COOK FOR ME? 1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 (edited) You attach jumper cables to her utters and then attach the other lead to your car and reanimate her!So I have found myself trying to lick my elbow but I can't... Edited February 25, 2013 by GolgoXIII Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dash 1,820 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Lick someone else's elbow. I have a bad itch, what should I do? Like, don't underestimate my power man. Come join us Friday nights for Movie Night @ The CMC Clubhouse: 5pm CST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Bang your head against a wall. Scootaloo drank all the punch. What do? Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Squeeze her til she's dry.How do I tell the girl I like she makes me spontaneously get a wing boner every time she walks by? Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetJeans88 408 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 (edited) make more punch, but spike it this time and give her some. get a sharpie and draw all over her face, then take pictures. --i got ninja'd but it still kinda fits LMAO---- "i want to go bowling with my friends, but my mom wants me to wash her car.. what should i do?" Edited February 25, 2013 by SweetJeans88 GO CONTRIBUTE! my art: here, and tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Cut off your wings! How can MT best provide therapy to Princess Derpy? Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Try blending in her with culture.How do I get this annoying zebra filly off my back. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Do a barrel rollI like this mare but she is only interested in tooth paste. How do I get her attention? Signature by Gone ϟ Airbourne Here's my OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/blue-lightning-r2658 Here's my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ghboy911 And finally here's my singer competition, be sure to help http://mlpforums.com/topic/52733-who-here-can-sing-rock-n-roll/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Just be yourself. I plan on drawing ponies. Any tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 They don't call it "RULE" 34 for nothing How do I words? 1 Signature by Gone ϟ Airbourne Here's my OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/blue-lightning-r2658 Here's my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ghboy911 And finally here's my singer competition, be sure to help http://mlpforums.com/topic/52733-who-here-can-sing-rock-n-roll/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 (edited) Chop it into a salad and pour ranch all over it. How do I stop my head from imploding when I talk to my ELA teacher who I despise? Hey, Y U ninja? Edited February 25, 2013 by Leatherbehlt ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Don't know dude.How do I enter the matrix? Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 Drink the red pill How can I learn to fly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antismurf9001 1,271 February 25, 2013 Share February 25, 2013 (edited) Throw yourself off of the top of a tall building. Your body has a way of knowing if it is or isn't a legitimate suicide, and will adapt and grow wings if it is not. How do I math? Edited February 25, 2013 by Antismurf9001 "Ceterum censeo background ponies delendas esse" - Stellafera Credit for the Octavia vector goes to the awesome Harmonic Revelations Credit for the creation of my avatar and signature goes to the amazing Wubsie Once again, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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