Badvice!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Pay it 20 dollaru to act like a vacuum cleaner.

 

How do I makes me no has shakes?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Learn to accept shakes. Go to McDonalds and get a chocolate shake today.

 

What can i do to really impress my Girlfriend?

[IronPuddinG 249]

Get that b**** a fruit cake.

B****s love fruit cakes.

 

I want pie, yet I have no money to buy one or ingredients to make one.

What do?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Calculator. Find the button that says π.

 

I need to get a new computer. Any suggestions?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Rock. Window. Computer store. after you serve 5 to 10 you'll get a new computer.

 

My Boss doesn't like me. What do?

[poniesforfun 716]

When he comes back from lunch, blow his office up then dance upon the burning wreckage wearing just your underwear while playing an invisible guitar.

 

How do I convince the police I wasn't the one that choked the neighbor to death?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Choke them to death.

 

How do I destroy the universe?

[Reani 176]

Ask it nicely.

 

What book would stir my imagination?

[poniesforfun 716]

Twilight: The First Moon

 

How do I get rid of Hasbro?

[Reani 176]

Use a flamethrower.

 

What's the most efficient way of getting rid of a body?

[poniesforfun 716]

Bring it to the police they have lots of places to store bodies. Make sure you have lots of blood on your hands and you're carrying a bloodstained knife.

 

How do I climb a tree?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Climb it.

 

How do get dog poop off my shoes?

[Reani 176]

Lick it off.

 

How do I read a map?

[SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032]

With your eyes.

 

How would i get to Wally wally wally world?

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

With the green pipes of course.

 

I've stabbed myself... somehow, what should I dooooo? 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Duct tape.

 

The pony below you has to use your bathroom. What do?

[Reani 176]

Give him a question so he can give badavice.

 

I shot a bullet to my head..... several times, but I didn't die..... What do?

Edited March 21, 2013 by Reani

[IronPuddinG 249]

Commit suicide.

 

They say robots are coming to tear us apart.  What do?

Edited March 21, 2013 by -sYGQ-IronPuddinG

[poniesforfun 716]

Challenge them to a robot dance off

 

How do I steal a cow from the farm?

[Reani 176]

Noise is your friend. Make lots of noise. Scream out loud, hit pots and pans together, punch the damn cow. Just make a lot of noise to make sure the farmer hears you.

 

I promised my teacher I'd bring a bunny to school.................. it died on me.... what do?

[Golurk 468]

You must create a robotic bunny in its place. Preferably 9 feet tall with laser cannons. Laser cannons make everything better.

 

I need to sharpen my scalpels. Any advice?

[Reani 176]

Why sharpen the scalpel? Patient won't mind if your cutting tools are extremely dull. In fact, I think surgery outcomes turn out much better when the surgeon struggles just to get into the patient.

 

My computer keeps crashing on me. What do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Crash into your computer.

 

I need to pick out a new hat. Advice?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Walk about town, If you see someone wearing a hat you like, rip it off and run like heck. Wala, new hat!

 

Whats the best way to tell your girlfriend she has a boogie hanging from her nose? I did that once and it killed the whole evening.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Pick it off yourself... With one of these:

 

 

I'm doing some coding. Any advice?