Badvice!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

since its in code anyways, just randomly type nonsense. Who's to know?

 

When it gets warmer, I'll be out camping more. Any safety tips for campfire building?

[Iudex 1,945]

Throw any family members into the fire. I hear it works good and smells great.

 

I started a fire.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Start an ice.

 

I wanna put something additional to my taco. What should I go with?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

wriggling little fishes from the nearest aquarium.

 

I wanna go to Vegas. any hot gambling tips?

[Golurk 468]

Shove all the cash you can into the machine. Even if it's a roulette wheel/ card table. Go big or go home, amirite?

 

I'm hungry, but I don't particularly want to make anything. Wat do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Don't eat.

 

I've the same problem as you. What do?

[Reani 176]

Think about your life and how it directly correlates with others.

 

I'm trying to teach myself C++, which compiler is good?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

C- Compiler.

 

[Reani 176]

C- Compiler.

 

You are awesome!

Oh... and try dis-plugging your computer... that always works for me.

 

There is blood running down my head. What do?

[Golurk 468]

Duct tape and staples. Lots and lots of duct tape and staples.

 

How can I make some quick cash?

[Iudex 1,945]

Kill yourself.

Collect life insurance.

?????
PROFIT!!!! .....?

 

Where's my sandwich?

[Reani 176]

Right here!! Come and get it!!

 

I'm bored. What game should I play?

[Golurk 468]

Russian Roulette.

 

How long should I try to exercise each day?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Err, as long as it takes to carry that large sack of deep fried twinkies to your food cabinet.

 

How do I clean my computer fans?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Take them out.

 

How do I choose a calculator?

[IronPuddinG 249]

Run over a series of them in order to test their fortitude.

 

How do I 360 No scope headshot?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

First, turn down your sensitivity. Then, equip just a pistol.. Then play a better video game.

 

How do I shot web?

[Reani 176]

With an actual gun.

 

I need an adult but I can't find one. What do?

[SandmanTheTerrible 27]

Don't get in the van.

 

Do you want some candy?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Sounds legit. (disappears forever)

 

A homeless guy has invited me to go on an adventure with 13 midgets. What do?

[Sylvester 350]

Chop off half of your legs, then you are 14 midgets!!! hehe

People keep on hacking my PC, what do I do??

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Tell they moms about thems bad attitude.

 

How do I fall asleep without forgetting to check my messages?

[Reani 176]

Don't fall asleep. Who needs sleep?

 

My cat keeps stepping on the keyboasdfaernak;lsdcvasdaglk. What do?

[SandmanTheTerrible 27]

Shoot the cat and make a nice hat out of him.

 

I have a criminal record. What do?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Switch to CD's or IPOD. Criminals records and criminal record players belong in jail.

 

Whats the best way to keep Muffin Thief from stealing your muffins?