Badvice!

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Do what.

 

How to find my credit card?

[Reani 176]

Google it.

 

I just got stabbed with a piece of lint. What do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Stab the lint with a plastic bag.

 

Too hot in my house. What do?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Just realized I asked the same question twice. lolwut

 

On topic: Cool it off.

 

Dude, where's my car?

[Lostwanderer 367]

Have you tired looking in the dark alley way?

 

My drinks are in the kitchen, i don't want to leave my computer though.

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Drink your computer

 

I'm tired, but have an essay to write.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Seppuku.

 

Bored.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Stick a pen between your toes and place a sheet of paper on the bed near your feet. You'll likely do as well as the rest of your class.

 

I want to get lazer eye surgery

 

ninjad

 

go to 9gag, cure bordem, never do anything else

 

 

I want to get lazer eye surgery

Edited March 18, 2013 by Lostwanderer

[Blue Lightning 275]

I heard cows were good at that sort of thing

 

MY HAND IS ASLEEP! AHHHH!!!

[Lostwanderer 367]

Start cutting it to wake it up

 

My fingers are too long

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Cut them off.

 

I am sad. What do?

Edited March 18, 2013 by MelancholicMemory

[Shining Wing 201]

Kill yourself.

 

Phone's battery is dead, what do?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Construct a battery out of a paper clip, a piece of string, and a potato.

 

I cannot find Carmen, San Diego.

Edited March 18, 2013 by MelancholicMemory

[IronPuddinG 249]

I think you can get there through Death Valley.  Make sure and bring a GPS that is a few years old, though.  More experience!

 

A whole swarm of Zerglings just broke down my natural wall.

What do?

[Reani 176]

Get a pencil and try killing them with words.

 

I want to hit my dog for peeing on the floor. What do I use?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You shouldn't hit your dog instead hit yourself for being a terrible dog owner! He probably had to go really bad but you were busy singing winter wrap up nude!

How do I convince my friends break fluid is fine and I can stop drinking it anytime.

[Reani 176]

I heard pointing a gun at them works.

 

While singing Winter Wrap Up nude, I found a treasure map that points me to Shambala. What do?

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Follow the yellow-brick-road.

 

I want to sleep, but can't... what now?

[poniesforfun 716]

Take 10 tons of caffeine pills and use 10 gallons of Red Bull to wash it down.

 

How can I get to the center of the earth in 24 hours?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

 

I wanna be a waterbender. What do?

[poniesforfun 716]

Roll around in a pool of toxic waste

 

How do I contact the aliens?

Edited March 20, 2013 by poniesforfun

[Reani 176]

Call 1-800-CALLATT! That's 1-800-CALLATT!

 

I have to make an AutoCAD 3D model of a famous building. Which building should I do?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

The building you're making.

 

I want to speak Klingon. Tips?

[IronPuddinG 249]

Talk to the Germans.

 

Procrastinated all week; have tons of work to do.

How do I stop procrastinating?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

You don't.

 

Life sucks. What do?