Talk like Zecora!

[Ampharos 1,009]

I join this thread, the only reason being that it shan't become dead.

I'm not good at rhyming, as you can see.

But come on! Revive this thread with me!

[Enemy Stand 446]

My second time trying to revive this thread, let's hope it doesn't die and keeps going instead.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Revive this thread,oh yes we shall

Now go ahead,put'er there,pal

 

*handshake*

[Enemy Stand 446]

*shakes hand*

Together we shall keep this thread alive, to celebrate, here is a high five!

*high fives*

[Toon Richard 534]

My thoughts of this thread are crass, This thread came out my ass.

Edited August 3, 2013 by Cherry Bob omb

[Rainboom Dash 1,057]

This thread looks fun, it really quiet does.

But it's hard to write, in such fine rhyme.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

An enigma of charm, this threat makes

It really filters the creative's sakes

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Everyone can come up with a rhyme,

some just need a bit more time.

[Celtore 2,770]

Writing in rhyme is rather hard,

but I shall try to speak like the bard.

I wish rhyming was a bit more easy,

otherwise I run the risk of sounding quite cheesy;

but anyway, on to the topic at hand,

my mindless banter is getting silly and bland.

 

*lights dim dramatically*

 

The cake is a lie, you cannot deny,

for truth, you must turn to pie.

 

*lights fade back on*

 

The bard would be proud for this excellent feat,

we will surely have words the next time we meet!

But look at the time, I must depart,

so off I go with the speed of a dart.

 

[This is the result of me being bored, I'm stoping this now! I'm out of my gourd!]

Edited August 3, 2013 by Celtore

[BrainyBrony 252]

I'm afraid I cannot rhyme, but with some time I could make this thread sublime.

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

This thread needs some serious revival

Which will indeed happen with my arrival!

[Jackleberry 1,926]

This looks fun, I'll give it a shot

I was gonna try earlier, but I forgot.

 

I'm the master of rhyme, there is no doubt

If you think otherwise, you better get out.

 

xD

[Mephala 2,635]

This looks fun, I'll give it a shot

I was gonna try earlier, but I forgot.

 

I'm the master of rhyme, there is no doubt

If you think otherwise, you better get out.

 

xD

Silence, knave, you think you're clever?!

Watch and learn as I rhyme better!

 

See, I've been a this longer than you, son

(by less than a month, but who cares, I'm nearly done.)

 

Next time that you try to steal my thunder in my turf,

You'd better watch out, cuz I'll cut you down to be a Smurf. :3

 

(Crappy rhymes are the best, whoo.)

Edited August 11, 2013 by PinkieDaShy

[Blue Bay 1,027]

So is this now a competition?

What, there is no opposition?

 

In that case I shall join you,

maybe even teach a thing or two.

 

I somehow like to versify

I don't even need to be high.

 

Darn it, I'm yet out of thoughts

not just rhyming, any sorts

of things I could like to share,

my intellect now seems rather bare. :I

[Jackleberry 1,926]

There is nothing to teach, for I know it all

Rhyme against me, and you will soon fall

 

Many underestimate the skill of Sir Lunashy

It makes me wonder why, just why

 

I am indeed clever, that is no joke

Now you're gonna wish you never spoke

 

PinkieDaShy, you may have been at this longer

But I have gained power greater than that of a warmonger

 

So come at me bro, give me the best you got

Let me show you what it feels like to be shot

 

Blue Bay, it is true that there is no opposition

For the both of you are in a much lower position

 

I have risen much higher than anyone could even hope to achieve

Now might be the best time for you to leave

 

...

 

 

xD

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Now it's on, I hope you know.

Now you'll get a harder blow.

 

The rhymes are sure not my domain

but not yours as well, you filthy swain.

 

So bring it, show me all you've got,

show me at this very spot!

 

I don't seem to hear your gauche rhymes.

Have you already reached your desperate times?

 

I hope you're not quite done yet,

even though you may seem to fret.

 

No matter what you're reading through

good rhymes don't come here to few.

 

But I think you can think of some more lines

of some of your ever so poetic rhymes.

 

Now bring it comrade, present me how

you'll show your rhyming skills right now.

[Celtore 2,770]

You challenge me to a battle of rhyme?

How mighty foolish and callous of you,

you have no idea the storm you just brew.

Very well, let's begin the fight of all time!

 

Your rhyming is tactless, formless and sublime,

It wouldn't even pass as a poor-man's haiku.

You know that what I speak is all very true,

how could you even try to compete with me in my prime?

 

Even Zecora can't stand up to me and my lines,

it would be futle for her to try!

My octives are clear and lack all signs

of slowing down or going awry.

Rhymes comes to me as the sun itself shines,

it's natural, now let us see how you shall reply...

 

(Sonnet. Not zecora speak, but it was still mighty fun to write.)

Edited August 12, 2013 by Celtore

[ReverseFaller 2,484]

I've come here to give this thing a shot

I don't do this rhyming thing a whole lot 

 

So let me tell you a story now, my essay

School's not boring like they always say

 

In English class we read "Of men and mice."

See what I did there? I reversed the name, oh Scheiße!

 

Science class sucks! It's boring as hell

Nobody could make it interesting, not even Drake Bell!

 

History class is totally where it's at!

World wars and revolutions, but nothing about cats.

 

I fail pretty hard at the class of Math!

Away from an A I stray, closer to the to the C path

 

Computer classes are always fun

Messing around on the internet, I'll never be done

 

The end of the day is truly astounding 

I get so excited my heart, it starts pounding

 

I come home on the bus, and eagerly await

Coming onto this forum, and seeing all my mates!

[Enemy Stand 446]

Here's a new twist on an old rhyme, I hope you all enjoy it in time:

One, two, three, four, I declare a rhyming war!

Edited August 12, 2013 by Orangejack

[ColtofPersonality 855]

War isn't a thing I would want to partake, I enjoy the simple things like ice cream and cake.

I designed this game to be good spirited and alot of fun..so put on a smile and lower your gun.~

How are ponies this enchanted night? I have to say how this game is growing it makes my heart quite bright!

Edited August 12, 2013 by WildBlue

[Mephala 2,635]

@

(Dammit, man, the Robb picture makes me want to go easy on you. Way to hit a fangirl right in the face.)

 

(To start this post, I felt an image was necessary that sums up all my feelings on your posts...)

 

 

 

 

I see there's a lot of bigshots out there waiting

Think you can take me on? Pfft, there's no debating.

 

I'm seriously the best at this game, that's a fact

Just cuz I pity you doesn't mean I'll cut you slack. 

 

Blue, you're like a child, you don't even know what swain means.

Next time, take a seat, leave it to the major league teams.

You tried to rhyme "thoughts" with "sorts", what are you, three?

According to your page, you're at least eighteen.

Pull up your socks, don't make another mistake.

For rhyming, sorry, but I have to take the cake.

 

Lunashy, you couldn't wage a war if you even tried

Wipe away your tears, I know my whoopass-ness made you cry.

Even though you're younger doesn't mean that I'll be nice

Rather, I think it's better that I use you as a sacrifice.

It's good to learn your rhymes are nothing when you're just a little kid

So here's today's lesson-they're not worth a single quid.

 

Celtore, sweetie, you may wanna check your grammar

Otherwise I'm gonna have to drag out my banhammer. 

I think that you're a wumbologist really explains a lot

Your brain must be the same size as a tiny baby sloths.

Better luck next time, maybe you'll strike your "one"...

For now, however, take a break-you're absolutely done.

 

Shinobi, are you seriously talking about school?

Some of us are on hols right now, don't make yourself the fool.

I think it's really sweet that you want to talk about your mates

But I really have to say it-your rhymes aren't that great.

History is quite fun, that I must confess

But the rest of your rhyme was a boring mess.

 

Oh, are those the only ones challenging my winnings?

That's hilarious, that's sad! Cuz I'm only just beginning. 

 

If you want an easier time, I'd try a nursery class

Even they may prove too much, though they have a little less sass.

 

Au revoir, kiddies, I have better things that need be done-

I wouldn't respond, it's over, because the Pinkie has clearly won. 

 

 

(Whoo, one take writing is fun. BEAT THAT KIDDIES X3)

 

(NOTE - I mean no offense to anyone, this is all in good fun!~)

Edited August 12, 2013 by PinkieDaShy

[Jackleberry 1,926]

(Let's see if I can revive this)

 

Why hello everypony, I have made my return!

But this time, I will refrain from causing minor burns

For I will admit defeat for now, and sheathe my blade

I just hope that nobody is secretly planning a raid!

 

So let us get back on topic, and put our differences aside

There's no need for these rap lines, instead let us use Zecora rhymes!

I hope this post will quickly revive this thread

For far too long, it has remained very dead

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Patience is what you need

To successfully get some rhyming breed.

Edited September 28, 2013 by Lunatic Cake

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

I've come here to give this thing a shot

I don't do this rhyming thing a whole lot 

 

So let me tell you a story now, my essay

School's not boring like they always say

 

In English class we read "Of men and mice."

See what I did there? I reversed the name, oh Scheiße!

 

Science class sucks! It's boring as hell

Nobody could make it interesting, not even Drake Bell!

 

History class is totally where it's at!

World wars and revolutions, but nothing about cats.

 

I fail pretty hard at the class of Math!

Away from an A I stray, closer to the to the C path

 

Computer classes are always fun

Messing around on the internet, I'll never be done

 

The end of the day is truly astounding 

I get so excited my heart, it starts pounding

 

I come home on the bus, and eagerly await

Coming onto this forum, and seeing all my mates!

 

@

(Dammit, man, the Robb picture makes me want to go easy on you. Way to hit a fangirl right in the face.)

 

(To start this post, I felt an image was necessary that sums up all my feelings on your posts...)

 

 

 

 

I see there's a lot of bigshots out there waiting

Think you can take me on? Pfft, there's no debating.

 

I'm seriously the best at this game, that's a fact

Just cuz I pity you doesn't mean I'll cut you slack. 

 

Blue, you're like a child, you don't even know what swain means.

Next time, take a seat, leave it to the major league teams.

You tried to rhyme "thoughts" with "sorts", what are you, three?

According to your page, you're at least eighteen.

Pull up your socks, don't make another mistake.

For rhyming, sorry, but I have to take the cake.

 

Lunashy, you couldn't wage a war if you even tried

Wipe away your tears, I know my whoopass-ness made you cry.

Even though you're younger doesn't mean that I'll be nice

Rather, I think it's better that I use you as a sacrifice.

It's good to learn your rhymes are nothing when you're just a little kid

So here's today's lesson-they're not worth a single quid.

 

Celtore, sweetie, you may wanna check your grammar

Otherwise I'm gonna have to drag out my banhammer. 

I think that you're a wumbologist really explains a lot

Your brain must be the same size as a tiny baby sloths.

Better luck next time, maybe you'll strike your "one"...

For now, however, take a break-you're absolutely done.

 

Shinobi, are you seriously talking about school?

Some of us are on hols right now, don't make yourself the fool.

I think it's really sweet that you want to talk about your mates

But I really have to say it-your rhymes aren't that great.

History is quite fun, that I must confess

But the rest of your rhyme was a boring mess.

 

Oh, are those the only ones challenging my winnings?

That's hilarious, that's sad! Cuz I'm only just beginning. 

 

If you want an easier time, I'd try a nursery class

Even they may prove too much, though they have a little less sass.

 

Au revoir, kiddies, I have better things that need be done-

I wouldn't respond, it's over, because the Pinkie has clearly won. 

 

 

(Whoo, one take writing is fun. BEAT THAT KIDDIES X3)

 

(NOTE - I mean no offense to anyone, this is all in good fun!~)

(Woah! I thought this was the "Talk like Zecora" thread. 

 

Not the "Rap battle central" thread.)

Edited September 28, 2013 by Sir Godot

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Would You mind me joining this thread?

Or would rather not see me there instead?