Tom Has Taken over my life

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Tom is all I can think about, I cant sleep I cant eat I cant blink. Its ruining my life. I used to be a very happy person until Tom came to my life. now its effecting my school effecting my work its hurting my friends its hurting my family. Soon the entire world will be destroyed thanks to Tom. its a virus I tell you a VIRUS

Edited March 27, 2013 by 100 beasts kaidou

[Ms. J. L. Snickers 101]

I'm sorry, could you clarify who this 'Tom' is? You referred to him as 'it', so I suppose it isn't a person. What - or who - is it? And how can we help you?

[Lunar Red 92]

•Checks New Content and see this•

•Clicks and reads•

 

DAFAQ, of all the things that can happen this is the worst possible thing!!!

 

TOM.....I...thought we had something good together (I just had to join in)

Edited March 27, 2013 by RedtheSaint

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Friendship_Cannon 1,677]

raaaaaandomness

 

mylady, may I introduce thee to Tom?

 

 

sorry for that... I couldn´t resist, I feel bad, okay? I really do, quite

 

maybe you should crush him, there might be diamonds inside

[Circadian 1,273]

I know your pain. Tom is just so cool nobody can take it.

 

 

Is life after Tom worth living? SPOILER ALERT: No.

 

The best you can do is to live your life one day at a time hoping he'll glance in your direction.

[Ms. J. L. Snickers 101]

mylady, may I introduce thee to Tom?

 

 

sorry for that... I couldn´t resist, I feel bad, okay? I really do, quite

 

maybe you should crush him, there might be diamonds inside

 

 

Congratulations, thou hast just won the internets. Here, take them.

[Friendship_Cannon 1,677]

Congratulations, thou hast just won the internets. Here, take them.

 

my deepest condolences, dear friend. I will make sure (by celestias crown) to take good care for it.

(Could I have a bag to carry it home?)

[Ms. J. L. Snickers 101]

my deepest condolences, dear friend. I will make sure (by celestias crown) to take good care for it.

(Could I have a bag to carry it home?)

 

Of course. Here, see if you can stuff it in this.

[Friendship_Cannon 1,677]

Of course. Here, see if you can stuff it in this.

 

 

This is the simple manliest, most beautiful and amazing backpack ever! I would feel honoured!

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

you guys dont get it. my parents got divorced. my brother was killed, my sister was excuted. My school was boomed. My girlfriend left me and wont let me see my kids. Tom has turned my life into a nightmare

[Ms. J. L. Snickers 101]

This is the simple manliest, most beautiful and amazing backpack ever! I would feel honoured!

That backpack is so manly, even Chuck Norris couldn't wear it. xD

 

I feel like I'm spam posting now, isn't that against the rules? O_e

 

Edit: WTH!? Your school was boomed!? Oh my God! What can we do? There should be a law against illegal boomings!  

Edited March 27, 2013 by Ms. J. L. Snickers

[Friendship_Cannon 1,677]

That backpack is so manly, even Chuck Norris couldn't wear it. xD

 

I feel like I'm spam posting now, isn't that against the rules? O_e

 

Edit: WTH!? Your school was boomed!? Oh my God! What can we do? There should be a law against illegal boomings!  

 

sure you are spam-posting, you should be imprisoned, how dare you!

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

The police cant do shit. its Tom,man, Tom. Even Obama gets on his knees when he sees him. Tom has destroyed my life

[Ms. J. L. Snickers 101]

The police cant do shit. its Tom,man, Tom. Even Obama gets on his knees when he sees him. Tom has destroyed my life

Even Obama gets on his knees!? You mean this Tom guy is a foreign ruler!? O_O

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

Think about this instead.

[Ms. J. L. Snickers 101]

That Nyan cat looks Mexican, and vaguely racist. It's making me wonder if I'm a racist for laughing at it hysterically. O_e

[Friendship_Cannon 1,677]

thanks for my new screensaver, harmy <3

xD

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

I hope Tom-Senpai notices me today

[Ms. J. L. Snickers 101]

This thread is so enjoyably spastic and bewildering, I don't know whether to laugh or scratch my head. 

[Friendship_Cannon 1,677]

welcome to the forums, you must be new here xD (just kidding)

[Ms. J. L. Snickers 101]

welcome to the forums, you must be new here xD (just kidding)

Funnily enough, I've only been here for three days. xD

[Orablanco Account 3,708]

"Tom, get out of my life or I will murder you!"

 

"But kaidou, I am murdered."

 

*kaidou spends the rest of the series staring off in the distance, without ever acknowledging that he was Tom all along.*