Ask Celestia

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

How, and why, does all your royal guard have white coats?

[Apollo 297]

how did you get us into this?

 

We got a little drunk.

............Shall we initiate the Hangover movie parody?

why is it always the moon you send people to the moon

 

Because if they went to the sun, they would die in an instant. To the moon they slowly suffocate.

Why am I not allowed in your castle anymore?

 

You smell bad.

Celestia, what is it like to be famous?

 

*makes you famous* Now ask yourself that.

Why am I purple????

 

Dear Princess Celestia, eq

What do you like to do in you spare time? You know, when you aren't raising the sun in the mornings and doing official Equestrian royal business?

 

How, and why, does all your royal guard have white coats?

 

They don't all have white coats, some have grey coats.

 

 

 

 

 

 

In conclusion.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

My question in a picture:

[Apollo 297]

My question in a picture:

 

I do not ask questions to myself. Think of your own questions.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

I do not ask questions to myself. Think of your own questions.

 

Alright, let me ask it in a different way.

 

How is it that your at least 1000 years old, and you don't know what a parasprite is?

[Apollo 297]

Alright, let me ask it in a different way.

 

How is it that your at least 1000 years old, and you don't know what a parasprite is?

 

I will allow Fluttershy to answer this for me.

[Derpy.H 177]

Ok, look here. You aint ruling Equestria anymore. Everypony agrees Derpy is running Equestria now with her special powers to turn from pegasus to Alicorn. You can be more of a... moon riser (Let us change your cutie mark there). Luna can control Eclipses (We need a cutie mark change on aisle Luna!).

[Apollo 297]

Ok, look here. You aint ruling Equestria anymore. Everypony agrees Derpy is running Equestria now with her special powers to turn from pegasus to Alicorn. You can be more of a... moon riser (Let us change your cutie mark there). Luna can control Eclipses (We need a cutie mark change on aisle Luna!).

 

Augh no! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????

[Derpy.H 177]

Augh no! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????

 

Something that must be done.

[Zalgo 593]

Will you come behind the wall with me?

[minor hazard 3]

I love you

P.s how are you doin

[Apollo 297]

I love you

P.s how are you doin

 

I am doing fine, thank you.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

if there was no moon to send people to what would be your second choice?

[Apollo 297]

if there was no moon to send people to what would be your second choice?

 

The su-

I mean Mars.

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

I dont have to, filth is too afraid to even go near me.

 

Oh, didn't you know? Your adopted!

 

 

Who didn't Celestia sleep with?

 

i'm still laughing at this

[JappleackWithApples 34]

The su-

I mean Mars.

 

okay another question. if you were to find out there were aliens coming to your planet would you befriend them?

[Apollo 297]

okay another question. if you were to find out there were aliens coming to your planet would you befriend them?

 

I would.

And then me and my guards would kill them, take their spaceships, invade their planet, and turn their people into slaves.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

I would.

And then me and my guards would kill them, take their spaceships, invade their planet, and turn their people into slaves.

 

if you were about to die and you wanted to hand down the crown who would you chose?

[Apollo 297]

if you were about to die and you wanted to hand down the crown who would you chose?

 

My son Apollo. But he would reject it, so then it would go to my daughter Starlight.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

if the unvisere was going to end what would the last thing you would do before it ends?

[Apollo 297]

if the unvisere was going to end what would the last thing you would do before it ends?

 

My guards and I would have a royal pie fight.

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

How'd adopt me?

[Apollo 297]

How'd adopt me?

 

I went to the child adoption center on jupiter and chose at random.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

I would.

And then me and my guards would kill them, take their spaceships, invade their planet, and turn their people into slaves.

 

[Giant Picture Here]

 

 

I'll be sure to nuke your planet first then.

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Some troll to see others raging, others do it since they like the feeling of sending offensive content out there. Why do you troll?

Edited March 5, 2012 by CyanVsTeal327

[Lunatic 1,186]

hello sister.

 

i was thinking of a change.

instead of beeing nice to all the ponies.

why not enslave them?

 

greetings,

luna.