Ask Celestia

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Well it just that..you are a princess ...and don't you get a disease if you make out with a dead body?

[Azura 1,107]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Can you do a Sonic Rainboom?

[Apollo 297]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Can you do a Sonic Rainboom?

 

I can indeed! In fact the very first sonic rainboom was when I had to fight nightmare moon and send her to the moon. My mane and tail were pink before that. Now they are multi-colored.

[Azura 1,107]

I can indeed! In fact the very first sonic rainboom was when I had to fight nightmare moon and send her to the moon. My mane and tail were pink before that. Now they are multi-colored.

 

So you were Princess Molestia before you got your multi-coloured mane and tail?!

[Apollo 297]

 

So you were Princess Molestia before you got your multi-coloured mane and tail?!

 

Actually, princess molestia split off from me in body and mind before I performed the sonic rainboom. She never bothered to do it herself.

[Azura 1,107]

Actually, princess molestia split off from me in body and mind before I performed the sonic rainboom. She never bothered to do it herself.

 

Did you think about stopping her from molesting all those poor fillies?

[Apollo 297]

 

Did you think about stopping her from molesting all those poor fillies?

 

I have tried but............. Uncomfortable things happened.

[Azura 1,107]

I have tried but............. Uncomfortable things happened.

 

Did it feel good?

[Apollo 297]

 

Did it feel good?

 

In a rapey sort of way.

[Azura 1,107]

In a rapey sort of way.

 

Can't wait till Princess Molestia tries to molest me.

 

Not that I want her to.

[Apollo 297]

 

Can't wait till Princess Molestia tries to molest me.

 

Not that I want her to.

 

Well she has her own ask thread somewhere...

[Azura 1,107]

Well she has her own ask thread somewhere...

 

I'll definitely ask her if I see her ask thread.

[Apollo 297]

 

I'll definitely ask her if I see her ask thread.

 

I wish you luck and hope you do not get raped.

[Azura 1,107]

I wish you luck and hope you do not get raped.

 

Raping and molesting is two different things, is it not?

[Groo 252]

Can you send some people to the moon for me?

[Apollo 297]

 

Raping and molesting is two different things, is it not?

 

Yes, but she does both.

[Azura 1,107]

Can you send some people to the moon for me?

 

Now now, I bet we can solve this problem between you and whoever you want to be sent to the moon.

 

No need for such aggressive acts of cruelty.

[Apollo 297]

Can you send some people to the moon for me?

 

Not unless they pose a threat to equestria.

[Azura 1,107]

Yes, but she does both.

 

Lets hope I get molested instead.

 

Not unless they pose a threat to equestria.

 

Agreed.

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323]

Dear Princess Celestia...I was planning on throwing a party at my house in Ponyville this weekend and was wondering if you would like to attend as my date?

[Lunatic 1,186]

Dear sister.

 

did you forgot my birthday?...

or were you just bussy?

 

becouse nopony showed up.

 

greatings.

 

your loving sister,

Luna

 

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have heard from your sister Luna that it is okay for me to live in Equestria. Do you agree? Btw, I may be a human, but I am way nicer than some other representatives of my kind.

 

~Josh

[ZomBrony 347]

Is Interdimensional Teleportation possible? I need to get to many dimensions because of some stuff I've started in some of these ask games, and Princess Luna said it would be OK for rainbowdash4ever and I to rest in Equestria, I have a feeling interdimensional teleportation would be exhausting, and as I said, I have LOADS of stuff to do

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Have you ever banished yourself to the sun?

[ASpark 49]

How did you react to Applejack's friendship report?