General Chat Thread

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Oh? Which parts don't make sense to you?

1. You don't have authority to dismantle, or sell my body.

2. My brain isn't in my body.

3. My brain is in an irretrievable location.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Oh? Which parts don't make sense to you?

 

 

-_-

 

... So, how are you? Feeling better?

Body hurts...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

@@Count Paradox, guess what happened to me today.

['Tia Leaf 200]

 

Well, it has been awhile since I have been in here. Hello everypony, how has everyone been lately?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

1. You don't have authority to dismantle, or sell my body.

2. My brain isn't in my body.

3. My brain is in an irretrievable location.

 

Sure I do! You're a robot, and therefore have no rights! According to official records, Punicpunch died a long time ago, and to my knowledge left no heirs. So, "your" robotic body is technically abandoned property. 

 

I know where your brain is, Punicpunch. 

Body hurts...

That's awful! Are you getting worse!? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Sure I do! You're a robot, and therefore have no rights! According to official records, Punicpunch died a long time ago, and to my knowledge left no heirs. So, "your" robotic body is technically abandoned property.

...That's a really good point.

 

 

I know where your brain is, Punicpunch.

Irretrievable

As in, unable to be retrived.

 

 I didn't say untraceable.

 

 

Well, it has been awhile since I have been in here. Hello everypony, how has everyone been lately?

Good.

 

Just good, nothing special.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

Well, it has been awhile since I have been in here. Hello everypony, how has everyone been lately?

Hello!  It's nice to meet you, Leaf!

 

...That's a really good point.

 

 

Irretrievable

As in, unable to be retrived.

 

 I didn't say untraceable.

And, the law states that all abandoned property may be purchased through the local government, provided nopony has a legitimate claim on the property. So, I'm going to buy you. 

 

The only way you could stop me is if you wheeled your brain into town hall, so you could claim you were still alive. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

And, the law states that all abandoned property may be purchased through the local government, provided nopony has a legitimate claim on the property. So, I'm going to buy you.

...

Or I could get Punicpunch II to buy me

 

 

The only way you could stop me is if you wheeled your brain into town hall, so you could claim you were still alive.

Do you have any idea how much emotional shock that would give them?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

... Or I could get Punicpunch II to buy me

He's a magical construct, not a pony, and he isn't a citizen of Equestria. Nice try, though. 

 

 

 

Do you have any idea how much emotional shock that would give them?

No idea, really.   I don't expect you'll actually wheel your brain into town hall in any case, but if you do, I'll be there to see the expressions on their faces. 

['Tia Leaf 200]

Good.

 

Just good, nothing special.

 

 

I suppose it could be worse then. At least you are alive and well.

 

 

Hello!  It's nice to meet you, Leaf!

 

 

Nice to meet you as well!

I have popped in here before a few times, I am just ridiculously shy so I never really have anything to say, causing me to mostly hide in the corner and watch the happenings.

Edited August 18, 2015 by 'Tia Leaf

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I suppose it could be worse then. At least you are alive and well.

Indeed.

I could be dead.

 

He's a magical construct, not a pony, and he isn't a citizen of Equestria. Nice try, though.

I'd wager they'd let him. There's no reason he isn't allowed to become a citizen anyways.

 

 

No idea, really. I don't expect you'll actually wheel your brain into town hall in any case, but if you do, I'll be there to see the expressions on their faces.

I most likely won't

 

(By the way, you have no idea how much easier this would be to explain if I had finished my story, it explains everything)

Edited August 18, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I have popped in here before a few times, I am just ridiculously shy so I never really have anything to say, causing me to mostly hide in the corner and watch the happenings.

 

Ah, I see. I'm pretty shy to, I always worry I'll say the wrong things when I'm speaking with new people. 

['Tia Leaf 200]

Indeed.

I could be dead.

 

I do not know you very well, but I would be sad about this. So yeah...that could be worse.

 

 

 

 

Ah, I see. I'm pretty shy to, I always worry I'll say the wrong things when I'm speaking with new people. 

 

 

 

Hee~ Yeah, same here. I always try to make a positive impression and all that jazz, but most of the time I end up mucking it up.

Making friends is hard! Personal Miniature Equines lied to me. They made it seem so easy...

Edited August 18, 2015 by 'Tia Leaf

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Hee~ Yeah, same here. I always try to make a positive impression and all that jazz, but most of the time I end up mucking it up. Making friends is hard! Personal Miniature Equines lied to me. They made it seem so easy...

So, in short, my social life.

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd wager they'd let him. There's no reason he isn't allowed to become a citizen anyways.

Trust me, they wouldn't. He can't be classified as a living being since he's technically just highly advanced magical technology, so he has no more legal rights then a potted plant. Wait, on second thought the potted plant could be argued to be a living being, so the potted plant probably has more legal rights then Punicpuch II.

 

And, even if you DID some how convince somepony to make Punicpunch II a citizen A la Short Circuit, it still wouldn't matter because it takes a while to become a citizen, and it takes much less time to buy property. 

 

 

(By the way, you have no idea how much easier this would be to explain if I had finished my story, it explains everything)

It does? 

 

Hee~ Yeah, same here. I always try to make a positive impression and all that jazz, but most of the time I end up mucking it up.

Making friends is hard! Personal Miniature Equines lied to me. They made it seem so easy...

Well, I find that as long as you're polite and kind you usually make a good impression.   But yeah, making friends is really hard work... 

Edited August 18, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

It does?

Yeah, it explains a lot.

How I got the funds and resources to make the body.

How I figured out how to make the body.

How I'm still living among the not-so metallic ponies.

Everything.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yeah, it explains a lot.

How I got the funds and resources to make the body.

How I figured out how to make the body.

How I'm still living among the not-so metallic ponies.

Everything.

Cool! I can't wait to read it. 

 

Also, can you please just let me buy you?   I worked really hard on this evil plan! 

Edited August 18, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Also, can you please just let me buy you? I worked really hard on this evil plan!

No.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Sure I do! You're a robot, and therefore have no rights! According to official records, Punicpunch died a long time ago, and to my knowledge left no heirs. So, "your" robotic body is technically abandoned property. 

 

I know where your brain is, Punicpunch. 

That's awful! Are you getting worse!? 

No, just slept wrong...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No.

Well, how will you stop me then?  I've thought of everything! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Well, how will you stop me then?  I've thought of everything! 

I did too.

 

Nevermind.

At least I have a bit more incentive to write my story then.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, just slept wrong...

I'm glad your lung problems aren't getting worse. 

['Tia Leaf 200]

So, in short, my social life.

 

 

 

Hey, it's my social life, please don't take it from me. It's all I got.

 

 

Well, I find that as long as you're polite and kind you usually make a good impression.   But yeah, making friends is really hard work... 

 

I certainly try to be! I can fail a bit sometimes, but nopony is perfect.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Hey, it's my social life, please don't take it from me. It's all I got.

Oh, alright.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I'm glad your lung problems aren't getting worse. 

still can't get rid of the cough though...