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Sir Punicpunch

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Somehow I felt like I wasn't sedated, that is until I realised that there's a big chunk of memory from that day that's totally missing. I just don't like the idea of seeing weird instruments being inserted into my mouth. Then again, closing your eyes and not looking also helps, but for the idea that they'd be yanking out teeth, I didn't wanna be fully aware of it. Drilling into my teef is actually not that bad, but if you hear the crunching sound of teef being torn asunder and pulled apart...
My brother was sedated and he said that he doesn't remember a single part of it until it was over.
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I would've gone for the sedation personally.

It's easy for you to say that, you're a robot and therefore you don't feel pain.

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They must've given you something that messes with your nerves. Don't they always do that, though?

Yeah, they numbed me, but that's it. 

If I didn't feel pain why would I want the sedation?

 

Both of our logic is unsound.

You're obviously malfunctioning. 

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Probably.

You did EMP me yesterday.

 

Don't worry, I'll send some technicians to patch you up.  ;)

 

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(Pretend that you're the bicycle.  :please: )

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Sir Punicpunch

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Hi.

 

Also, no, I haven't created my character, and I don't think I will... It's too confusing, so just remove me from play...

Alright.

You will have to leave the PM then.

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Hi.

 

Also, no, I haven't created my character, and I don't think I will... It's too confusing, so just remove me from play...

Hello Paradox!

 

:( Are you sure?

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I am the best bicycle.

Indeed. 

 

Alas, I'm afraid the technicians say it's too late for you. So, we're going to sell your body for scrap metal and then buy a pizza. Also, since you're an organ donor we'll be coming by to take your brain. 

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Indeed. 

 

Alas, I'm afraid the technicians say it's too late for you. So, we're going to sell your body for scrap metal and then buy a pizza. Also, since you're an organ donor we'll be coming by to take your brain. 

...

 

That doesn't make any sense.

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...

 

That doesn't make any sense.

Oh? Which parts don't make sense to you?

 

k then.

 

yup, sorry.

-_-

 

... So, how are you? Feeling better?

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Oh? Which parts don't make sense to you?
1. You don't have authority to dismantle, or sell my body.

2. My brain isn't in my body.

3. My brain is in an irretrievable location.

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1. You don't have authority to dismantle, or sell my body.

2. My brain isn't in my body.

3. My brain is in an irretrievable location.

 

Sure I do! You're a robot, and therefore have no rights! According to official records, Punicpunch died a long time ago, and to my knowledge left no heirs. So, "your" robotic body is technically abandoned property.  :sneer:

 

I know where your brain is, Punicpunch. 

Body hurts...

:o That's awful! Are you getting worse!?  :(

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Sure I do! You're a robot, and therefore have no rights! According to official records, Punicpunch died a long time ago, and to my knowledge left no heirs. So, "your" robotic body is technically abandoned property. :sneer:
...That's a really good point.

 

 

I know where your brain is, Punicpunch.
Irretrievable

As in, unable to be retrived.

 

 I didn't say untraceable.


 

 

Well, it has been awhile since I have been in here. Hello everypony, how has everyone been lately?
Good.

 

Just good, nothing special.

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Well, it has been awhile since I have been in here. Hello everypony, how has everyone been lately?

Hello!  ^_^ It's nice to meet you, Leaf!

 

...That's a really good point.

 

 

Irretrievable

As in, unable to be retrived.

 

 I didn't say untraceable.

And, the law states that all abandoned property may be purchased through the local government, provided nopony has a legitimate claim on the property. So, I'm going to buy you.  :P

 

The only way you could stop me is if you wheeled your brain into town hall, so you could claim you were still alive.  :umad:

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And, the law states that all abandoned property may be purchased through the local government, provided nopony has a legitimate claim on the property. So, I'm going to buy you. :P
...

Or I could get Punicpunch II to buy me :twi:

 

 

The only way you could stop me is if you wheeled your brain into town hall, so you could claim you were still alive. :umad:
Do you have any idea how much emotional shock that would give them?
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... Or I could get Punicpunch II to buy me

He's a magical construct, not a pony, and he isn't a citizen of Equestria. Nice try, though.  :twi:

 

 

 

Do you have any idea how much emotional shock that would give them?

No idea, really. :dash:  I don't expect you'll actually wheel your brain into town hall in any case, but if you do, I'll be there to see the expressions on their faces. 

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Good.

 

Just good, nothing special.

 

 

I suppose it could be worse then. At least you are alive and well.

 

 

Hello!  ^_^ It's nice to meet you, Leaf!

 

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Nice to meet you as well!

I have popped in here before a few times, I am just ridiculously shy so I never really have anything to say, causing me to mostly hide in the corner and watch the happenings.

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I suppose it could be worse then. At least you are alive and well.

Indeed.

I could be dead.

 

He's a magical construct, not a pony, and he isn't a citizen of Equestria. Nice try, though. :twi:

I'd wager they'd let him. There's no reason he isn't allowed to become a citizen anyways.

 

 

No idea, really. :dash: I don't expect you'll actually wheel your brain into town hall in any case, but if you do, I'll be there to see the expressions on their faces.

I most likely won't

 

(By the way, you have no idea how much easier this would be to explain if I had finished my story, it explains everything)

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