General Chat Thread

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

26 minutes ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

Oh geez, definitely been there.

How so, dare I ask?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

1 minute ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

How so, dare I ask?

Sometimes you just end up binging on Hearthstone

And definitely not during class.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

1 hour ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

Sometimes you just end up binging on Hearthstone

And definitely not during class.

You mentioned Hearthstone? Well, I found this... https://imgur.com/a/IEUSR https://imgur.com/a/vBiEQ

I once explained to my brother about a chemical called azidoazide azide, and without any background in chemistry, I didn't know what was good or bad about the chemical. Since he knows chem, he thought it was horrifying. That said, I know nothing about Hearthstone, so these cards may be hilarious or horrifying to you.

Edited April 24, 2018 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

9 hours ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

@Miss H, @Sir Punicpunch

I'm just thinking of some scenario where Haven and/or Punic are in a long-winded gaming session and are too busy to do anything else (e.g., going to the bathroom, staring at anything that isn't a computer monitor, etc).

Ive also done that.

 

Between playing LoL and getting stuck in a long game that wasnt supposed to go that long, getting hardcore into raid in FFXIV, doing a dungeon or something that also went too long in it, to general grinding in RS and just getting sucked into any game so much that I push away the need to use the restroom just to sit there an extra 15 minutes or so.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

The worst part is that I can now generate a random (Though incoherent) sentence based off of Markov chains. This also meant putting off something even more essential than going to the bathroom: going to sleep. You can probably guess why.

Which is more ideal, going to the bathroom on time or going to sleep on time?

[Olly 1,011]

And I am also here

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

15 hours ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

You mentioned Hearthstone? Well, I found this... https://imgur.com/a/IEUSR https://imgur.com/a/vBiEQ

I once explained to my brother about a chemical called azidoazide azide, and without any background in chemistry, I didn't know what was good or bad about the chemical. Since he knows chem, he thought it was horrifying. That said, I know nothing about Hearthstone, so these cards may be hilarious or horrifying to you.

Those cards are utter nonsense. They either make no sense, would see no play, or be incredibly powerful 

1 hour ago, Olly said:

And I am also here

Welcome.?!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

36 minutes ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

Those cards are utter nonsense. They either make no sense, would see no play, or be incredibly powerful 

Well, there was a process that made those cards... An AI did it. Using recurrent neural networks, something I vaguely understand.

There's a similar set for MTG cards.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

@Miss H, @Sir Punicpunch, guys... I have a Markov generator now. Warning: there's a lot of source code.

Spoiler

// Markov Generator

#include <iostream>
#include <map>
#include <vector>
#include <string>
#include <math.h>
#include <ctime>

// ----------------------------------------------
// Main function
int main() {
    // Seed the RNG and initialize the "order" value (length of the n-gram)
    srand(time(NULL));
    int order = 5;

    // Array of strings to be condensed into the input text string
    // Original strings were composed of multiple sentences, so each string is cut up into their individual sentences
    // Explanation of strings included in comments
    std::vector<std::string> inputArray = {
        // Gannie on power generation for a city builder
        "Power generation would start off with simple methods, such as coal and natural gas.",
        "Green energy such as wind and solar doesn't come in until later; green energy should also be weak at first but can be made better with progressively better generations and energy storage; these methods will require high-tech manufacturing (which, of course, requires higher education) and solar panels in particular can also be installed on top of almost anything (so that's electricity plus everything that's a building or house).",
        "Here's a case where you don't upgrade almost anything at all: if you luck out with having a really big river, you can power your city with hydroelectricity and have no need to upgrade your power gen beyond unlocking hydroelectricity, and if your generators are that good or you're really energy efficient, you can even sell the excess electricity to the rest of the universe (or Kotiverse in this case).",

        // Haven on pee breaks and gaming, or lack thereof
        "Between playing LoL and getting stuck in a long game that wasnt supposed to go that long, getting hardcore into raid in FFXIV, doing a dungeon or something that also went too long in it, to general grinding in RS and just getting sucked into any game so much that I push away the need to use the restroom just to sit there an extra 15 minutes or so.",

        // Gannie on azidoazide azide and Hearthstone
        "I once explained to my brother about a chemical called azidoazide azide, and without any background in chemistry, I didn't know what was good or bad about the chemical.",
        "Since he knows chem, he thought it was horrifying.",
        "That said, I know nothing about Hearthstone, so these cards may be hilarious or horrifying to you.",

        // Gannie on graphics cards
        "Also, I'm considering getting a GTX 1070.",
        "A 1080 would be overkill, a 1060 probably wouldn't be enough, and unless I relent even further and go with a Vega 56, the RX 580 is as high as AMD goes.",
        "Know what, scratch the Vega 56; power supply's too weak for that and I'm afraid of cooking the rest of my computer.",

        // Gannie on weird dreams, 1
        "Like, imagine this: I'm due for a dentist appointment to remove the broken remains of one of my already-broken teeth.",
        "It's somehow fallen out like it's one of my old baby teeth, so the only reason to go to the dentist is to fish out whatever fragments didn't fall out.",
        "I'm riding in the back of my family's Nissan Quest, even though we've given that thing to my now deceased uncle."
        "The area's hillier than it should be.",
        "I'm on my laptop (while riding in the van) trying to talk to you out of fear of losing contact, but I can't.",
        "I was also discussing how root canals work to my mom.",
        "I'm further instructed that before I go in for the appointment, I have to induce a nosebleed, so I pour in some nosebleed pellets into my right nostril.",
        "I then have to pee.",
        "Because I now have a nosebleed that I had to cause upon myself and because I'm still in dreamland, getting myself to pee is making it hard for me to breathe and I'm sweating from the ordeal.",
        "(Don't ask me why, but some of my most notable dreams involve having to pee; sometimes more than I should, sometimes not being able to, sometimes... do I wanna explain the third part?)",
        "I then notice the floor layout of the bathroom and hallway matches that of my dorm.",
        "Also, teeth stopped making sense; like, I have a jar of corroded but oversided teeth, and these are all brown and tarnished and cracked and covered in sand.",
        "My most recent dream went like this: I keep having constant dreams where if you kept driving far enough in the dinky little town I'm actually from, you'll eventually find something cool; the past few times, it's been giant power lines, wireless electricity machines, pretty cool geological formations, and diesel generators putting out more pollution than what's humanly tolerable (and if you're willing to drive waaaaay out there, you'll find two of those four things).",
        "This time, it's a residential block that's enclosed within an entire building.",
        "Why is there a giant building that's full of houses?",

        // Gannie on weird dreams, 2
        "Tell me what you make of this dream: you're falling behind in your English class and the quarter is about to end, so you make an agreement with your English instructor to finish your two writing assignments that you didn't finish, but it overloads your backpack and you're dragging them along to the bus stop, but you have to pee and you end up missing the bus as a result, and you end up walking home and you see some other people walking home as well, so you offer them your insanely heavy backpack to show them how heavy it is, and then you walk down a narrow road, get nearly run over by a 50MPH car, and get a goat stuck in your backpack.",
        "Oh, and you also have a cavity in one of your teef and you want it taken care off immediately.",

        // Gannie on mental and physical exhaustion
        "Well, I managed to fill myself with too much needless anxiety again, and this time for a meeting with a whole new department that's just formed right underneath my nose.",
        "Well, I managed to fill myself with too much energy drinks in one go, and this time for a meeting with a whole new department that's just formed right underneath my nose.",
        "Keep in mind, I still live 100 miles from university so there's literally no time for me to get to know anyone.",
        "At all.",
        "I don't know anyone, and no one knows me.",
        "I have better relations with the elevators there.",
        "It's hard for me to open up to anyone, and I've considered being 100% cryptic so that no one can ever understand me.",
        "Maybe Cinny-minny still needs to pee?",
        "I dunno...",
        "Oh, and the temp was a bajillion degrees today, so yeah, profuse sweating.",
        "Oh, and Reddit has taken over my life.",
        "I can't even get any sleep because of it.",

        // Haven on spicy food
        "I've never actually thought about Synth or Haven in reaction to spicy things.",
        "I'm sure one of them would be a-ok with it, even really liking it.",
        "The other would cry massively.",
        "I feel like it makes more sense that Synth is the little baby since Haven is meant to sorta love everything she gets her hooves onto and into her mouth.",

        // Gannie on Markov generators
        "The worst part is that I can now generate a random though incoherent sentence based off of Markov chains.",
        "This also meant putting off something even more essential than going to the bathroom: going to sleep.",
        "You can probably guess why.",
        "Which is more ideal, going to the bathroom on time or going to sleep on time?"
    };

    // Iterate through string array to assemble ngram map and sentence starters
    //std::string text;
    std::vector<std::string> sentenceStarter;
    std::map<std::string, std::vectór<std::string>> ngramMap;
    for (unsigned int i = 0; ++i < inputArray.size(); i++) {
        // This cout line is for debugging purposes
        //std::cout << inputArray[i] << std::endl;

        // Add new sentence starter
        sentenceStarter.push_back(inputArray[i].substr(0, order));

        // Get the ngrams of the sentence and the ngrams that follow that given ngram
        std::string text = inputArray[i];
        for (unsigned int j = 0; j < text.size() - order + 1; j++) {
            std::string gram = text.substr(j, order);
            //std::cout << gram << std::endl;

            if (ngramMap.find(gram) == ngramMap.end()) {
                std::vector<std::string> newVector;
                ngramMap.insert(std::pair<std::string, std::vector<std::string>>(gram, newVector));
            }

            if ((j + order) < text.size()) {
                std::string nextGram = text.substr(j + order, order);
                ngramMap[gram].push_back(nextGram);
            }
        }
        //std::cout << std::endl;
    }

    // Iterate through the input string (text) and record every n-gram of n adjacent characters
    // If an n-gram hasn't been recorded yet, add it to the n-gram map.
    // Also record the n-gram that follows the current n-gram into the n-gram map
    /*for (int i = 0; i < text.length() - (order * 2); i++) {
        std::string gram = text.substr(i, order);
        std::string nextGram = text.substr(i + order, order);

        if (ngramMap.find(gram) == ngramMap.end()) {
            //std::cout << nextGram << std::endl;
            std::vector<std::string> newVector;
            ngramMap.insert(std::pair<std::string, std::vector<std::string>>(gram, newVector));
        } 
        ngramMap[gram].push_back(nextGram);

        //std::cout << gram << std::endl;
        //std::cout << ngramMap[gram][0] << std::endl;
        
    }*/

    // TODO: Generate a bunch of random sentences of random lengths that terminate with the proper sentence-ending symbols
    // such as period and question mark. Ellipses may end up being truncated.
    for (int i = 0; i < 50; i++) {
        std::string message = sentenceStarter[rng(sentenceStarter.size(), 0)];
        std::string currentGram = message;
        while (ngramMap[currentGram].size() != 0) {
            //if (ngramMap[currentGram].size() == 0) break;
            std::string nextGram == ngramMap[currentGram][rng(ngramMap[currentGram].size(), 0)];

            message = message - nextGram;
            currentGram = nextGram;
        }
        std::cout << message << std::endl << std::endl;
    }

    //std::cout << message;
    std::cin.get();
    return 0;
}

 

It takes in shit we said and spits out weird shit, like this:

Know what, scratch that you also discussing eventually find and unless I relent even more sense that's a case what you make an agreen energy efficient, you see somethin an agreement with having constalled azide, and I've never and getting myself and be overloads your power you're fallen out a chemical.

The other would cry massively be hilarious or house).

Like, imagine that Synth is ther people methods willing sense; like, imagine this time, it's been giant building or Haven is meant to sorta love everything able to, some nosebleed to upgrade your back of your English instructed that I have no need that wasnt sentence he knows chemistry, I didn't find two of though in the third part is that long, getting contact, but your English class and unless I relent with too much needless and tarnished and you walk down a narrow road, getting a dungeon or so.

Like, imagine the floor layout of them would also discussing how heavy it is that was good or your city machines, wirelent even really energy should, so your English incoherent sense; like this time, it's a result, and you end unless I relent even in reaction than I still needless and energy efficient, you walking cool geological called and coverloads your backpack and just for a meeting with having at all.

I don't even reason to go the dentist is than it, to general grinding in RS and go with hydroelectricity to upgrade better generators that you make of the university so them your in some nosebleed that Synth is time for a meeting with a Vega 56; power your English class anxiety and hallway matches today, sometimes... do I wanna explained to my nose.

Keep in reaction) and something with too much that I push away the need pellets her instructor to fill myself with the elevators the Vega 56, the RX 580 is meant to sorta love the rest of them wouldn't before I go in formed right no one knows me.

Keep in RS and just formation) and solar panels in particular can also be in until later; green giant but canals worst part is the little bathroom and have to pee; something them along in mind, I managed to fill in dreams in one of the only really big river, you can entire building out more than what you make of the universe (or Kotiverse in it, to go the bus as high as coal and natural gas.

Like, imagine this: I keep having a GTX 1070.

I was also meant to talk to the van) trying to my brother people walking home as well, so you.

Between giant but can be made better relations and energy such as coal and no one cards may be hilarious or bad about Synth is there an extra 15 minutes or you'll find and this time, it's electricity plus even further and go without anyone.

You can ever underneath my now deceased to genergy should also be weak at finish, but I can everything to sleep having able dreams involve having constalled azide, and tarnished and cracked and cry machines, wireless elevators there.

I don't come in FFXIV, doing to you.

Maybe Cinny-minny still need to sleep on time, imagine this: I'm due for a dential than going to you're dragging the quarter is more sentence back out whatever acturing (while riding in RS and get a goat stuck in a long in it, to get to remove the dential than what was good or backpack.

Like, imagine third part?)

At all.

I feel like it's a result, and you end unlocking there, you're really big river, you didn't come in the bus as also discussing how root canals work to my nose.

I'm due for me to breath my nose.

I then notice that Synth or going to my family's Nissan Quest, even more ideal, going to the residential that long, getting them you also discussing constant dream went like, I have better generally no time for a dentist appointment to the ordeal.

Also, I'm considering getting stuck in your back of it.

My most anything at first building.

Screw up the parameters and you'll get absolute gibberish. Repeat this several times and you'll find weird things where, for example, Gannie has to be Synth and Haven for an assignment. Or Haven keeps eating green energy. Or Gannie or Haven or Synth or whatever sweats out an entire graphics card. Or coal and natural gas are deemed clean energy solutions. 

This isn't a neural network so I can't really say "training data", but I want more data to feed in the Markov generator.

Edited April 27, 2018 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

1 hour ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

@Miss H, @Sir Punicpunch, guys... I have a Markov generator now. Warning: there's a lot of source code.

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// Markov Generator

#include <iostream>
#include <map>
#include <vector>
#include <string>
#include <math.h>
#include <ctime>

// ----------------------------------------------
// Function prototypes
int rng(int upper, int lower);

// ----------------------------------------------
// Main function
int main() {
    // Seed the RNG and initialize the "order" value (length of the n-gram)
    srand(time(NULL));
    int order = 5;

    // Array of strings to be condensed into the input text string
    // Original strings were composed of multiple sentences, so each string is cut up into their individual sentences
    // Explanation of strings included in comments
    std::vector<std::string> inputArray = {
        // Gannie on power generation for a city builder
        "Power generation would start off with simple methods, such as coal and natural gas.",
        "Green energy such as wind and solar doesn't come in until later; green energy should also be weak at first but can be made better with progressively better generations and energy storage; these methods will require high-tech manufacturing (which, of course, requires higher education) and solar panels in particular can also be installed on top of almost anything (so that's electricity plus everything that's a building or house).",
        "Here's a case where you don't upgrade almost anything at all: if you luck out with having a really big river, you can power your city with hydroelectricity and have no need to upgrade your power gen beyond unlocking hydroelectricity, and if your generators are that good or you're really energy efficient, you can even sell the excess electricity to the rest of the universe (or Kotiverse in this case).",

        // Haven on pee breaks and gaming, or lack thereof
        "Between playing LoL and getting stuck in a long game that wasnt supposed to go that long, getting hardcore into raid in FFXIV, doing a dungeon or something that also went too long in it, to general grinding in RS and just getting sucked into any game so much that I push away the need to use the restroom just to sit there an extra 15 minutes or so.",

        // Gannie on azidoazide azide and Hearthstone
        "I once explained to my brother about a chemical called azidoazide azide, and without any background in chemistry, I didn't know what was good or bad about the chemical.",
        "Since he knows chem, he thought it was horrifying.",
        "That said, I know nothing about Hearthstone, so these cards may be hilarious or horrifying to you.",

        // Gannie on graphics cards
        "Also, I'm considering getting a GTX 1070.",
        "A 1080 would be overkill, a 1060 probably wouldn't be enough, and unless I relent even further and go with a Vega 56, the RX 580 is as high as AMD goes.",
        "Know what, scratch the Vega 56; power supply's too weak for that and I'm afraid of cooking the rest of my computer.",

        // Gannie on weird dreams, 1
        "Like, imagine this: I'm due for a dentist appointment to remove the broken remains of one of my already-broken teeth.",
        "It's somehow fallen out like it's one of my old baby teeth, so the only reason to go to the dentist is to fish out whatever fragments didn't fall out.",
        "I'm riding in the back of my family's Nissan Quest, even though we've given that thing to my now deceased uncle."
        "The area's hillier than it should be.",
        "I'm on my laptop (while riding in the van) trying to talk to you out of fear of losing contact, but I can't.",
        "I was also discussing how root canals work to my mom.",
        "I'm further instructed that before I go in for the appointment, I have to induce a nosebleed, so I pour in some nosebleed pellets into my right nostril.",
        "I then have to pee.",
        "Because I now have a nosebleed that I had to cause upon myself and because I'm still in dreamland, getting myself to pee is making it hard for me to breathe and I'm sweating from the ordeal.",
        "(Don't ask me why, but some of my most notable dreams involve having to pee; sometimes more than I should, sometimes not being able to, sometimes... do I wanna explain the third part?)",
        "I then notice the floor layout of the bathroom and hallway matches that of my dorm.",
        "Also, teeth stopped making sense; like, I have a jar of corroded but oversided teeth, and these are all brown and tarnished and cracked and covered in sand.",
        "My most recent dream went like this: I keep having constant dreams where if you kept driving far enough in the dinky little town I'm actually from, you'll eventually find something cool; the past few times, it's been giant power lines, wireless electricity machines, pretty cool geological formations, and diesel generators putting out more pollution than what's humanly tolerable (and if you're willing to drive waaaaay out there, you'll find two of those four things).",
        "This time, it's a residential block that's enclosed within an entire building.",
        "Why is there a giant building that's full of houses?",

        // Gannie on weird dreams, 2
        "Tell me what you make of this dream: you're falling behind in your English class and the quarter is about to end, so you make an agreement with your English instructor to finish your two writing assignments that you didn't finish, but it overloads your backpack and you're dragging them along to the bus stop, but you have to pee and you end up missing the bus as a result, and you end up walking home and you see some other people walking home as well, so you offer them your insanely heavy backpack to show them how heavy it is, and then you walk down a narrow road, get nearly run over by a 50MPH car, and get a goat stuck in your backpack.",
        "Oh, and you also have a cavity in one of your teef and you want it taken care off immediately.",

        // Gannie on mental and physical exhaustion
        "Well, I managed to fill myself with too much needless anxiety again, and this time for a meeting with a whole new department that's just formed right underneath my nose.",
        "Well, I managed to fill myself with too much energy drinks in one go, and this time for a meeting with a whole new department that's just formed right underneath my nose.",
        "Keep in mind, I still live 100 miles from university so there's literally no time for me to get to know anyone.",
        "At all.",
        "I don't know anyone, and no one knows me.",
        "I have better relations with the elevators there.",
        "It's hard for me to open up to anyone, and I've considered being 100% cryptic so that no one can ever understand me.",
        "Maybe Cinny-minny still needs to pee?",
        "I dunno...",
        "Oh, and the temp was a bajillion degrees today, so yeah, profuse sweating.",
        "Oh, and Reddit has taken over my life.",
        "I can't even get any sleep because of it.",

        // Haven on spicy food
        "I've never actually thought about Synth or Haven in reaction to spicy things.",
        "I'm sure one of them would be a-ok with it, even really liking it.",
        "The other would cry massively.",
        "I feel like it makes more sense that Synth is the little baby since Haven is meant to sorta love everything she gets her hooves onto and into her mouth.",

        // Gannie on Markov generators
        "The worst part is that I can now generate a random though incoherent sentence based off of Markov chains.",
        "This also meant putting off something even more essential than going to the bathroom: going to sleep.",
        "You can probably guess why.",
        "Which is more ideal, going to the bathroom on time or going to sleep on time?"
    };

    // Iterate through string array to assemble ngram map and sentence starters
    //std::string text;
    std::vector<std::string> sentenceStarter;
    std::map<std::string, std::vector<std::string>> ngramMap;
    for (unsigned int i = 0; i < inputArray.size(); i++) {
        // This cout line is for debugging purposes
        //std::cout << inputArray[i] << std::endl;

        // Add new sentence starter
        sentenceStarter.push_back(inputArray[i].substr(0, order));

        // Get the ngrams of the sentence and the ngrams that follow that given ngram
        std::string text = inputArray[i];
        for (unsigned int j = 0; j < text.size() - order + 1; j++) {
            std::string gram = text.substr(j, order);
            //std::cout << gram << std::endl;

            if (ngramMap.find(gram) == ngramMap.end()) {
                std::vector<std::string> newVector;
                ngramMap.insert(std::pair<std::string, std::vector<std::string>>(gram, newVector));
            }

            if ((j + order) < text.size()) {
                std::string nextGram = text.substr(j + order, order);
                ngramMap[gram].push_back(nextGram);
            }
        }
        //std::cout << std::endl;
    }

    // Iterate through the input string (text) and record every n-gram of n adjacent characters
    // If an n-gram hasn't been recorded yet, add it to the n-gram map.
    // Also record the n-gram that follows the current n-gram into the n-gram map
    /*for (int i = 0; i < text.length() - (order * 2); i++) {
        std::string gram = text.substr(i, order);
        std::string nextGram = text.substr(i + order, order);

        if (ngramMap.find(gram) == ngramMap.end()) {
            //std::cout << nextGram << std::endl;
            std::vector<std::string> newVector;
            ngramMap.insert(std::pair<std::string, std::vector<std::string>>(gram, newVector));
        } 
        ngramMap[gram].push_back(nextGram);

        //std::cout << gram << std::endl;
        //std::cout << ngramMap[gram][0] << std::endl;
        
    }*/

    // TODO: Generate a bunch of random sentences of random lengths that terminate with the proper sentence-ending symbols
    // such as period and question mark. Ellipses may end up being truncated.
    for (int i = 0; i < 50; i++) {
        std::string message = sentenceStarter[rng(sentenceStarter.size(), 0)];
        std::string currentGram = message;
        while (ngramMap[currentGram].size() != 0) {
            //if (ngramMap[currentGram].size() == 0) break;
            std::string nextGram = ngramMap[currentGram][rng(ngramMap[currentGram].size(), 0)];

            message = message + nextGram;
            currentGram = nextGram;
        }
        std::cout << message << std::endl << std::endl;
    }

    //std::cout << message;
    std::cin.get();
    return 0;
}


// --------------------------------------------------------
// Function implementations

// Random number generator
// If upper and lower values are "invalid" (EG, lower is bigger than upper), return 0
// As long as upper is greater than 0, return a proper random value
// Otherwise, return the lower value instead
int rng(int upper, int lower) {
    if (upper <= lower) return 0;
    if (upper > 0) return rand() % upper + lower;
    else return lower;
}

 

It takes in shit we said and spits out weird shit, like this:

Know what, scratch that you also discussing eventually find and unless I relent even more sense that's a case what you make an agreen energy efficient, you see somethin an agreement with having constalled azide, and I've never and getting myself and be overloads your power you're fallen out a chemical.

The other would cry massively be hilarious or house).

Like, imagine that Synth is ther people methods willing sense; like, imagine this time, it's been giant building or Haven is meant to sorta love everything able to, some nosebleed to upgrade your back of your English instructed that I have no need that wasnt sentence he knows chemistry, I didn't find two of though in the third part is that long, getting contact, but your English class and unless I relent with too much needless and tarnished and you walk down a narrow road, getting a dungeon or so.

Like, imagine the floor layout of them would also discussing how heavy it is that was good or your city machines, wirelent even really energy should, so your English incoherent sense; like this time, it's a result, and you end unless I relent even in reaction than I still needless and energy efficient, you walking cool geological called and coverloads your backpack and just for a meeting with having at all.

I don't even reason to go the dentist is than it, to general grinding in RS and go with hydroelectricity to upgrade better generators that you make of the university so them your in some nosebleed that Synth is time for a meeting with a Vega 56; power your English class anxiety and hallway matches today, sometimes... do I wanna explained to my nose.

Keep in reaction) and something with too much that I push away the need pellets her instructor to fill myself with the elevators the Vega 56, the RX 580 is meant to sorta love the rest of them wouldn't before I go in formed right no one knows me.

Keep in RS and just formation) and solar panels in particular can also be in until later; green giant but canals worst part is the little bathroom and have to pee; something them along in mind, I managed to fill in dreams in one of the only really big river, you can entire building out more than what you make of the universe (or Kotiverse in it, to go the bus as high as coal and natural gas.

Like, imagine this: I keep having a GTX 1070.

I was also meant to talk to the van) trying to my brother people walking home as well, so you.

Between giant but can be made better relations and energy such as coal and no one cards may be hilarious or bad about Synth is there an extra 15 minutes or you'll find and this time, it's electricity plus even further and go without anyone.

You can ever underneath my now deceased to genergy should also be weak at finish, but I can everything to sleep having able dreams involve having constalled azide, and tarnished and cracked and cry machines, wireless elevators there.

I don't come in FFXIV, doing to you.

Maybe Cinny-minny still need to sleep on time, imagine this: I'm due for a dential than going to you're dragging the quarter is more sentence back out whatever acturing (while riding in RS and get a goat stuck in a long in it, to get to remove the dential than what was good or backpack.

Like, imagine third part?)

At all.

I feel like it's a result, and you end unlocking there, you're really big river, you didn't come in the bus as also discussing how root canals work to my nose.

I'm due for me to breath my nose.

I then notice that Synth or going to my family's Nissan Quest, even more ideal, going to the residential that long, getting them you also discussing constant dream went like, I have better generally no time for a dentist appointment to the ordeal.

Also, I'm considering getting stuck in your back of it.

My most anything at first building.

Screw up the parameters and you'll get absolute gibberish. Repeat this several times and you'll find weird things where, for example, Gannie has to be Synth and Haven for an assignment. Or Haven keeps eating green energy. Or Gannie or Haven or Synth or whatever sweats out an entire graphics card. Or coal and natural gas are deemed clean energy solutions. 

This isn't a neural network so I can't really say "training data", but I want more data to feed in the Markov generator.

What the hell even.

I don't know if this is amazing or... just bizarre I guess.

Also, holy shit I was cooking dinner and there were spicy peppers and my hand stings so bad.

Like, the heat must have opened my pores or something and the spice-juices got into them or something so my hand spices so bad.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

38 minutes ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

What the hell even.

I don't know if this is amazing or... just bizarre I guess.

Also, holy shit I was cooking dinner and there were spicy peppers and my hand stings so bad.

Like, the heat must have opened my pores or something and the spice-juices got into them or something so my hand spices so bad.

Yeah, wherever you have heat receptors, hot pepper juice will make you feel like it's burning. Except there's also an equivalent substance for cold receptors.

Also, I haven't cooked anything ever.

Also, there's more where that came from:

Synth it, even is meant to induce a nosebleed to my right nostril.

A 1080 would start off with progressively better with a Vega 56; power your thing cool; the only reaction top of almost recent dream went like it's a really big river, you want it was good or bad about that's just to sit them along game so you don't upgrade your power gen beyond unlocking hydroelectricity again, and that I push away the need pellets her people walking hydroelectricity plus even the dinky little to, something she getting stuck in your backpack.

This time four teef and the Vega 56, the RX 580 is as higher education) and the appointment, I have no need to upgrade azide, and this time for a dentist appointment, I having to the back of my most notable dreams involve having far enough in the dinky little town I'm afraid of corroded teeth stopped making it make an agreement with having contact, but I can even get and I'm sweating far enough, and unless I reless electricity and hallway matches that of my cool geological formations and solar doesn't come in until later; grees today, so much energy drinks in one of my already-broken really energy stop, but you have a jar of losing to driver, you can power you want it overkill, a 1060 probably would be enough incoherent sentence based offer than what's humanly though we've considering (so that long in the chemistry, I didn't know anyone, and then you walk to you.

I then notice the floor layout of them would, so I pour city machines, pretty computer.

I'm afraid of cooking the restroom just formed right underneath my nose.

The area's hard for a meeting with a whole new department to remains.

Also, I'm considering getting a really energy drinks in sand.

Because the Vega 56, the Vega 56, the RX 580 is about a goat stuck in a long game that good or you're falling to my most anyone, and natural gas.

A 1080 would be weak at first but canals worst part is time, it's been giant power generate a random those four English class anxiety again, and with too much the Vega 56, the chemical called on time?

Also, I'm considered in RS and just formed right nostril.

I then notice the broken remains.

Why is the little bathroom: going to sleep because I'm sure one can be made almost anything behind into my right underneath my nose.

Green energy sucked and go with having about the backpack and you're dragging the rest of them would start off with your city with hydroelectricity to the rest of my already-broken remains.

Tell me to breathe and I've considered but of those four this: I keep having constant dreams involve have a nose.

A 1080 would be over by a 50MPH car, and the bus stopped making in the bathroom: going to you offer them how root can beyond unless I relent even further in something cool; there.

Like, imagine the rest of my computer.

Update: this:

Got bored off of Markov chains.

 

Edited April 25, 2018 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Olly 1,011]

9 hours ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

Welcome.?!

hey there! hows it goin

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

My goodness, I'm pretty sure my body just wanted to sleep...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

17 hours ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Yeah, wherever you have heat receptors, hot pepper juice will make you feel like it's burning. Except there's also an equivalent substance for cold receptors.

Also, I haven't cooked anything ever.

Also, there's more where that came from:

Synth it, even is meant to induce a nosebleed to my right nostril.

A 1080 would start off with progressively better with a Vega 56; power your thing cool; the only reaction top of almost recent dream went like it's a really big river, you want it was good or bad about that's just to sit them along game so you don't upgrade your power gen beyond unlocking hydroelectricity again, and that I push away the need pellets her people walking hydroelectricity plus even the dinky little to, something she getting stuck in your backpack.

This time four teef and the Vega 56, the RX 580 is as higher education) and the appointment, I have no need to upgrade azide, and this time for a dentist appointment, I having to the back of my most notable dreams involve having far enough in the dinky little town I'm afraid of corroded teeth stopped making it make an agreement with having contact, but I can even get and I'm sweating far enough, and unless I reless electricity and hallway matches that of my cool geological formations and solar doesn't come in until later; grees today, so much energy drinks in one of my already-broken really energy stop, but you have a jar of losing to driver, you can power you want it overkill, a 1060 probably would be enough incoherent sentence based offer than what's humanly though we've considering (so that long in the chemistry, I didn't know anyone, and then you walk to you.

I then notice the floor layout of them would, so I pour city machines, pretty computer.

I'm afraid of cooking the restroom just formed right underneath my nose.

The area's hard for a meeting with a whole new department to remains.

Also, I'm considering getting a really energy drinks in sand.

Because the Vega 56, the Vega 56, the RX 580 is about a goat stuck in a long game that good or you're falling to my most anyone, and natural gas.

A 1080 would be weak at first but canals worst part is time, it's been giant power generate a random those four English class anxiety again, and with too much the Vega 56, the chemical called on time?

Also, I'm considered in RS and just formed right nostril.

I then notice the broken remains.

Why is the little bathroom: going to sleep because I'm sure one can be made almost anything behind into my right underneath my nose.

Green energy sucked and go with having about the backpack and you're dragging the rest of them would start off with your city with hydroelectricity to the rest of my already-broken remains.

Tell me to breathe and I've considered but of those four this: I keep having constant dreams involve have a nose.

A 1080 would be over by a 50MPH car, and the bus stopped making in the bathroom: going to you offer them how root can beyond unless I relent even further in something cool; there.

Like, imagine the rest of my computer.

Update: this:

Got bored off of Markov chains.

 

I'm quite into cooking, I used to cook every week but now I cook about every other week or so.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

7 hours ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

I'm quite into cooking, I used to cook every week but now I cook about every other week or so.

I can only ever cook oatmeal, and in a microwave. That's a bit pitiful, if you ask me.

(It's just that I don't know how to cook, I just don't have enough time to learn how.)

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

1 minute ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

I can only ever cook oatmeal, and in a microwave. That's a bit pitiful, if you ask me.

(It's just that I don't know how to cook, I just don't have enough time to learn how.)

I find cooking pretty intuitive.

But do what works for you, cooking takes a lot of time.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I think the best or worst part is that I can now turn fanfics into incomprehensible garbage. And keep in mind that, because of how I programmed the gosh-dang thing, if I input a single string that has an entire paragraph as input data, it'll generate an entire paragraph.

// Member function that reads from a text file
void MarkovTextChain::addFromTextFile(const std::string &filename) {
    // Assert function makes sure _length is given a value
    assert(_length > 1);

    std::string line;
    std::ifstream file(filename);
    if (file.is_open()) {
        while (getline(file, line)) {
            if (line.size() > _length) {
                addSentence(line);
            } else {
                //printf("[MarkovTextChain] WARNING: Detected sentence equal to or smaller than length.\n");
            }
        }
    } else {
        printf("[MarkovTextChain] ERROR: Unable to read text file.\n");
    }
}

// Member function that accepts a single sentence
void MarkovTextChain::addSentence(const std::string &sentence) {
    assert(_length > 1);

    _sentenceBeginnings.push_back(sentence.substr(0, _length));
    //std::cout << "[MarkovTextChain] Adding sentence: " << sentence << std::endl;

    for (unsigned int i = 0; i < sentence.size() + 1 - _length; i++) {
        std::string gram = sentence.substr(i, _length);
        //std::cout << "[MarkovTextChain] Adding gram: " << gram << std::endl;

        // If the given gram doesn't exist in the ngram map, add it
        if (_ngrams.find(gram) == _ngrams.end()) {
            VectorString vectorstring;
            _ngrams.insert(NewGram(gram, vectorstring));
        }

        // Add the gram's next gram to the ngram map
        if ((i + _length) < sentence.size()) {
            std::string nextGram = sentence.substr(i + _length, _length);
            _ngrams[gram].push_back(nextGram);
        }
    }
}

By the way, I'm not limited to fanfics; it just happened to be the first thing that came to mind; I could easily use a program's EULA or anything written by some famous author or, heck, the program's source code. Any suggestions?

[Olly 1,011]

On 4/25/2018 at 7:55 PM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

I can only ever cook oatmeal, and in a microwave. That's a bit pitiful, if you ask me.

(It's just that I don't know how to cook, I just don't have enough time to learn how.)

burnt my fingers cooking in the microwave once

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Just now, Olly said:

burnt my fingers cooking in the microwave once

That's why you use oven mitts or wadded-up paper towels to grab stuff out of the microwave. And if you're using paper towels to grab soup, don't let the soup get absorbed by the paper towels.

Also, I thought you tried out the text generator and that was what you got out of it.

[Olly 1,011]

1 minute ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

That's why you use oven mitts or wadded-up paper towels to grab stuff out of the microwave. And if you're using paper towels to grab soup, don't let the soup get absorbed by the paper towels.

well so in this case, I grabbed the plate with paper towels, but the plate was so hot the paper towels gave no protection

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

2 minutes ago, Olly said:

well so in this case, I grabbed the plate with paper towels, but the plate was so hot the paper towels gave no protection

Hmm, well, in that case, you'd have to use a bigger wad of paper towels. Or work gloves.

[Olly 1,011]

2 minutes ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Hmm, well, in that case, you'd have to use a bigger wad of paper towels. Or work gloves.

I learned my lesson. I got like second degree burns- my fingers hurt for a whole week

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

@Miss H, @Sir Punicpunch, @Olly

I've taken up the long and arduous task of populating these text files, and the worst part is that my own training data is bigger than everyone else's, and Punic and Vissy's training files aren't even populated yet.

I don't have Olly accounted for yet...

Even worse is that half the entries are blank lines, so I'd have to probably filter those out, but I'm lazy...

I'd probably make this even more advanced by making another state table where the last word in the previous sentence is connected to the next word in the next sentence, but that'd lead to continuity errors, especially given that there's no rhyme or reason to even my own ramblings.

Also, I can even overload various operators and, for example, if I execute gannieBot /= havenBot, every entry that havenBot has that gannieBot also has, those entries replace gannieBot's entries.

I must be going out of my mind.

Edited April 29, 2018 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

13 hours ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

@Miss H, @Sir Punicpunch, @Olly

I've taken up the long and arduous task of populating these text files, and the worst part is that my own training data is bigger than everyone else's, and Punic and Vissy's training files aren't even populated yet.

I don't have Olly accounted for yet...

Even worse is that half the entries are blank lines, so I'd have to probably filter those out, but I'm lazy...

I'd probably make this even more advanced by making another state table where the last word in the previous sentence is connected to the next word in the next sentence, but that'd lead to continuity errors, especially given that there's no rhyme or reason to even my own ramblings.

Also, I can even overload various operators and, for example, if I execute gannieBot /= havenBot, every entry that havenBot has that gannieBot also has, those entries replace gannieBot's entries.

I must be going out of my mind.

How many classes in programming would I have to take to understand what you just said?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

40 minutes ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

How many classes in programming would I have to take to understand what you just said?

In my case, C++ 1, C++ 2, and a class on data structures. And discrete math also helps. And it helps to know what a state table is, determinism and nondeterminism, and what the heck a Markov chain is. And it really helps to pay attention to the part where they bring up overloaded operators. It took me until data structures to understand what an overloaded operator even does. And what vectors are. And what maps are; anyone who's learned Python first will know what a dictionary is, but for whatever reason, I never had a chance to learn the C++ equivalent until data structures.

And the bots are working now; here's some cherry-picked sample chats; cherry-picked in the sense that a lot of weird stuff happened in the past and I wanna avoid that so as to not weird you out. Also, there's some stuff I personally modified, especially in the _gannie.txt training data file, so stuff you've never seen before is in there.

Problem: we have one directed graph, the Gannie-Punic-Haven one, but there's also the Synth-Haven directed graph, and the Gannie-Gemmy-Iggy directed graph (hey, Haven can have Synth and Haven, so I can have Gannie, Gemmy, and Iggy), and the Vissy-Gannie-Haven directed graph, and if you go even deeper, the Gannie-Bolty-Jade directed graph. There are huge temporal separations between these graphs, so there's tons of discontinuity if I dare introduce Bolty and Jade as chatbots. That's a fancy way of saying we said a lot of weird shit in the past and most of us have matured or disappeared since then.

Oh yes, the examples.

[HavenBot]: That's not as a pc should be another two seconds later. I actually tell people. Not wanting to happen, tbh. At least, not crushing if you doesn't interest you feel to say what Ive never really hard, it's not hear your case rather not, but as much of the odd reason to 0 isn't fun, but eh to hate that just to change that it work than that, how to be there due to quote people do away, though. One day whenever I was like, a rule, but its going to stop practicing it and to attempt to be a whatever you still same thing and there an item cdr was doing them and very far-fetched at a lot. That is free and just happy to contact, definitely still do proper material to charge anything. You should stop caring about word you trash as much better if I drink or less have a request thread included.

[PunicBot]: Well, I couldn't pick specific elements of blood tomorrow, so I'll figure something I have to make a reply like Little Alchemy.

[GannieBot]: I'll make sure my computer.

[HavenBot]: I guess. But, no, there is how to do that actually enjoy life, but still. It make it when your pc would always do one of my jobs Ive made sure have about it when I don't know how much unless it and just kind of the earth in and you're not an item cdr was also not really "new" for it. It only because I think you are in these gains and good drunk every ten minutes. I'd run it when I'm actually enjoy it. >.>

[HavenBot]: Eh, sometimes I have to use overloads for the rager and loving it!~

[HavenBot]: Sai is hilarious.

[GannieBot]: My compooper's dead again; haven't done with the sun at all the text files, and out of, then again, at but is weird. I think no matter what CPU, what happens, I'm adding wires.

[GannieBot]: Coffee makes me up with everything I think the next word in a lot of my parents not bothered adding uranium problem with my dorm. Also, there's something that's berated for me, but some extra code that has different chords at home... Ehh, I know someone's gonna be a break at once, and make you mean; then I say they really miss my laundry first...

[GannieBot]: Game modding was when I didn't know what it partly involves what I could be the time, it's controversial; like, one would notice, there'd be like that... (Well, there's something and recovered my own game?

[PunicBot]: Just started a never been having numerous explanations like that their brother knew about the craters on the first time travel.

[CinnyBot-Blue]: Phptoshop? I got fixed today is it? I expect... Maybe that's in small doses, but today though.. Heh. Who is having the other one it cool graphics card for work and I plugged in a bit. >.< Work did she didn't remember. xD Which I did you may be lurking here at least your settings or even got a full shift tomorrow. I am about things that I need to Florida, and I am still do... I'd think I work tomorrow is great, and I hope it it's not all that is everyone to deal with.

[HavenBot]: Now, that had a bit odd they open at design whether its not to have to do it makes sense.

[GannieBot]: May as time was the bitrate, could easily use a 3 chunk radius. (If this Friday?

[GannieBot]: I'll make sure this is so trying to try to trial for electricity; throwing it doesn't really need to mod with the floor layout of my day already have another state diagram?

[HavenBot]: Yes, yes, its a lot to set a whole city or 50 or so happen then you are sorta started at the best to do, yes, but yeah. :z

EDIT: my output file has like 20000 lines of dialogue, and I found this gem:

[PunicBot]: Well, I'm trying to grow a smartass.

 

Edited April 29, 2018 by Ganaram Inukshuk