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It's round, made of burned dough of flour and water

It got tomato sauce on it, cheese and pieces of ham

 

There is an Italian planning to murder you right now for daring to assume pizza is not salty.

 

You can call it sweet-blegh if you want, but it's not a pizza.

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every time I try to go back to 4chan I always find myself using a proxy and trolling /v/

 

I haven't been actually posting there ever since I got banned for impersonating Moot awhile back with some random proxy.


Just editing my signature to say that my behavior on here was cringe. I don't regret the friends i made but man i was cringe here

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I tried to get lunch, when I want to get something to drink I found that all the ice cubes in the fridge already melted into one huge chunk.

And there was a freaking dead cockroach in the ice chunk

 

There is an Italian planning to murder you right now for daring to assume pizza is not salty.

Food changes every year :*


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I haven't been actually posting there ever since I got banned for impersonating Moot awhile back with some random proxy.

 

Classic.

I see you are a purveyor of fine arts my good sir.

May I greet you with the customary GTFO?

 

I tried to get lunch, when I want to get something to drink I found that all the ice cubes in the fridge already melted into one huge chunk.

And there was a freaking dead cockroach in the ice chunk

 

Oh man, either someone is making veiled suggestions about "icing" you or that Cockroach just got bored of being hot all the time when hiding under the stove.

Scary bit is the fact that the roach is still alive.

Food changes every year :*

 

Pizza is called Pizza cause it's a pizza.

Gawd.

 

4chan is boring.... My entertainment levels have dropped because of it.

 

You are looking at the wrong bits.
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4chan is boring.... My entertainment levels have dropped because of it.

You visited the wrong board, then :P

 

Try /tg/, or maybe /m/

 

Scary bit is the fact that the roach is still alive.

Even if that little son of a <snip> could survive inside that ice, he won't be now :P

I threw away all the chunk to nearby stream.

 

Might take another hour for that cold drink. Oh well

 

Pizza is called Pizza cause it's a pizza.

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meh, nothing against the people who go to 4chan but it's not my place anymore. I'll admit I had some fun there, but every time I try doing so now I just get bored.

 

Moot will always be remembered as a faggot in my mind, however.

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Just editing my signature to say that my behavior on here was cringe. I don't regret the friends i made but man i was cringe here

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Why the hell don't I just finish this assignment and turn it in so I don't fail the class I'm like one paragraph away from being finished fdafjdas;fdsajl;


Just editing my signature to say that my behavior on here was cringe. I don't regret the friends i made but man i was cringe here

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/b/ did a collab on that.

It was glorious.

 

Anytime /b/ does something outside of porn and the occasional gore is usually glorious.

Just editing my signature to say that my behavior on here was cringe. I don't regret the friends i made but man i was cringe here

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You visited the wrong board, then Try /tg/, or maybe /m/

Not working. Still very bored. The best I got out of it all was a touching story about Rainbow Dash.

 

>Her unmistakable beauty...

>Her unfaltering will of steel...

>Her unwavering feats of loyalty...

>Her constant attempts at greatness...

>This is what you fell in love with.

>You fell in love with Rainbow Dash.

>She was a cold stone when you first met.

>She blocked you out.

>You tried to stay with her.

>You knew that there was something about her that you just couldn't do without.

>She eventually realized it, too.

>She could tell that you wanted to be a part of her.

>She nervously opened her heart to you.

>You took care of her.

>You kept her heart close to yours, and she began to fall for you, too.

>You did everything you could for her, and she returned the favor.

>She acted less abrasively over time, and more affectionate towards you.

>And one day...

>One day, you and Rainbow Dash sat under a tree, having a small picnic.

>You both ate and enjoyed each other's company.

>You looked into each other's eyes.

>She gave you a different look.

>It was the look of absolute affection.

>This look made your insides melt, your heart drop, your soul leave your body.

>She smiled at you, you at her.

>Now was the time.

>You open your mouth to speak....

"Anon..." she says suddenly.

>You gaze into her eyes, giving her a chance to speak.

"I'm not good with these kinds of words... so I'll go ahead and say it."

>She scoots closer to you and lays her head in your chest.

"Anon... I love you. You do a lot for me. I hardly do anything for you. Yet, you always come back, and it makes me feel so happy."

>Each word, each syllable gently passes through your ears.

"I am not the easiest mare to be with, Anon. But... I want you to be with me forever. I want you to take care of me forever, Anon."

>Her words mesh together into a polyphonic ringing in your head.

>The warmth of her body, the gentleness of her voice.

>You couldn't feel happier.

>Rainbow looks up at you, a tear flowing down her cheek.

>You instinctively rub her cheek, and look into her eyes.

>She moves her head closer to yours and plants a gentle kiss on your lips.

>You embrace for what seems like an eternity.

>She eventually pulls away, and giggles at you.

>She lays her body into yours and you hold her tight, stroking her mane gently.

>After a few minutes, you hear a gentle snore emit from her body.

>She had fallen asleep with a large smile on her face.

>You can't help but smile at the sight.

>You close your eyes and drift off to sleep with your Rainbow.

 

>You carry a sleepy Rainbow Dash to your bed.

>Poor thing had worked so hard today, but she had to make the extra bits.

>You had cooked her her favorite dinner and gave her a gentle massage.

>She loved it all, but what she really wanted was a nice, long sleep.

>You lay Rainbow gently into your bed, who immediately sinks into the mattress.

>She smiles big and opens her eyes slowly.

"Thanks for taking care of me, Anon. I don't know what I would do without ya, ya big lug."

>She playfully hits your shoulder.

>You smile at her and give her a hug.

>You turn to leave her in peace, but she stops you.

>You turn back, puzzled.

"Hey, Anon... do you think... well... do you think you'd like to... maybe snuggle with me a bit?"

>Rainbow's face burns scarlet, but she continues to look into your eyes pleadingly.

"Without a doubt, Rainbow..."

>You crawl into bed with her, and she immediately latches onto your body.

>She nuzzles her head into your chest.

>You rub your hand down her back gently.

>She looks up into your eyes.

"I don't know what it is, Anon, but I sure do love being around you. I love that you make me feel safe."

>She nuzzles you some more, holding you tighter.

"Boy, do I love you. I really, really love you, Anon."

>She forcefully presses her lips against yours.

>You rub your fingers across her cheek.

>She giggles in approval.

"I love you, too, Dashie."

>She responds with another wet kiss.

"You're the best, Anon..."

>And with that, you shut the light off, and fall asleep.

 

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Mootykins actually managed to brainwash and enslave that much of Anonymous, even before the whole thing started. Almost everyone on the whole site worshipped his ass as much as we venerates Feld0's name here

 

Not a faggot

 

Yes

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@, Sleep maybe? That's where I'm headed.

 

Goodnight Forums. Until we meet again.

 

Yes, quite right. Perhaps all it took was a simple suggestion. Goodnight people.

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>Her unmistakable beauty...

>Her unfaltering will of steel...

>Her unwavering feats of loyalty...

>Her constant attempts at greatness...

>This is what you fell in love with.

>You fell in love with Rainbow Dash.

>She was a cold stone when you first met.

>She blocked you out.

>You tried to stay with her.

>You knew that there was something about her that you just couldn't do without.

>She eventually realized it, too.

>She could tell that you wanted to be a part of her.

>She nervously opened her heart to you.

>You took care of her.

>You kept her heart close to yours, and she began to fall for you, too.

>You did everything you could for her, and she returned the favor.

>She acted less abrasively over time, and more affectionate towards you.

>And one day...

>One day, you and Rainbow Dash sat under a tree, having a small picnic.

>You both ate and enjoyed each other's company.

>You looked into each other's eyes.

>She gave you a different look.

>It was the look of absolute affection.

>This look made your insides melt, your heart drop, your soul leave your body.

>She smiled at you, you at her.

>Now was the time.

>You open your mouth to speak....

"Anon..." she says suddenly.

>You gaze into her eyes, giving her a chance to speak.

"I'm not good with these kinds of words... so I'll go ahead and say it."

>She scoots closer to you and lays her head in your chest.

"Anon... I love you. You do a lot for me. I hardly do anything for you. Yet, you always come back, and it makes me feel so happy."

>Each word, each syllable gently passes through your ears.

"I am not the easiest mare to be with, Anon. But... I want you to be with me forever. I want you to take care of me forever, Anon."

>Her words mesh together into a polyphonic ringing in your head.

>The warmth of her body, the gentleness of her voice.

>You couldn't feel happier.

>Rainbow looks up at you, a tear flowing down her cheek.

>You instinctively rub her cheek, and look into her eyes.

>She moves her head closer to yours and plants a gentle kiss on your lips.

>You embrace for what seems like an eternity.

>She eventually pulls away, and giggles at you.

>She lays her body into yours and you hold her tight, stroking her mane gently.

>After a few minutes, you hear a gentle snore emit from her body.

>She had fallen asleep with a large smile on her face.

>You can't help but smile at the sight.

>You close your eyes and drift off to sleep with your Rainbow.

 

>You carry a sleepy Rainbow Dash to your bed.

>Poor thing had worked so hard today, but she had to make the extra bits.

>You had cooked her her favorite dinner and gave her a gentle massage.

>She loved it all, but what she really wanted was a nice, long sleep.

>You lay Rainbow gently into your bed, who immediately sinks into the mattress.

>She smiles big and opens her eyes slowly.

"Thanks for taking care of me, Anon. I don't know what I would do without ya, ya big lug."

>She playfully hits your shoulder.

>You smile at her and give her a hug.

>You turn to leave her in peace, but she stops you.

>You turn back, puzzled.

"Hey, Anon... do you think... well... do you think you'd like to... maybe snuggle with me a bit?"

>Rainbow's face burns scarlet, but she continues to look into your eyes pleadingly.

"Without a doubt, Rainbow..."

>You crawl into bed with her, and she immediately latches onto your body.

>She nuzzles her head into your chest.

>You rub your hand down her back gently.

>She looks up into your eyes.

"I don't know what it is, Anon, but I sure do love being around you. I love that you make me feel safe."

>She nuzzles you some more, holding you tighter.

"Boy, do I love you. I really, really love you, Anon."

>She forcefully presses her lips against yours.

>You rub your fingers across her cheek.

>She giggles in approval.

"I love you, too, Dashie."

>She responds with another wet kiss.

"You're the best, Anon..."

>And with that, you shut the light off, and fall asleep.

 

 

10/10 would read again

OP is a pretty cool guy

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*raises hand*

The latter.

 

Shit get's harder the more brains you have to use.

Being a grunt means heavy lifting and doing stupid shit.

Being an officer means heavy decisions and trying to prevent stupid shit

 

And of course, grunts don't face death. Nope, they just sit there, lift weights when told, serve sandwiches and lemonade when told. They don't get involved. They don't get killed or crippled or traumatized because of decisions they didn't even agree to. Nope, not at all.

I'm not saying anyone who works at a desk is some greedy asshole who just wants to profit from war. Just that, when I say "torture", I don't mean cerebral effort.


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Knows no fear or shows no fear? That is the question

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIVC_Uxlx50&feature=related

 

 

 

Then what should those Hawaiian Pizzas be called? :c

 

Uhh...

A hawaiian tomato sause and cheese pie? :wacko:

With ham and pineapple?? :wacko: :wacko:

 

 

 

Just my guess :P

 

Not too entirely sure :P

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