General Chat Thread

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

 

Yee.

Pearl.

 

Dunno, Shiny Ponyta Looks kinda like Luna.

 

>Is beating the Leaf Gym with Water Pokemon.

It's not my fault Prinplup has Flying type attacks.

 

 

 

Hey, did I tell you about that when I ran into that Windfarm?

So, there's this kid screeman for help, turns out his dad is doing something dangerous in that Windfarm and people are rightfully keeping that kid the fuck out.

But well, e's screeman real hard, and I already got a fucking migraine here.

So, yeah, why not.

"Hey excuse me...."

"OH FUCK YOU ARE A TRAINER IF YOU WANT TO GET IN YOU HAVE TO BATTLE ME"

"Uh, no there's just this kid here who want's to.... eh, fuck it, let's battle."

"FUCK I LOST! YOU CAN'T GET IN AND I WILL LOCK THE DOOR AFTER ME HAHAHA"

Libby is wut

"Well, now what."

"AND THERE AIN'T A SPARE KEY WITH THOSE OTHER DUDES"

"AT THAT PLACE YOU KNOW"

"Oh, okay. Well, thanks for telling me."

"YOU WILL SO LOSE TO THOSE GUYS"

Dunno what's his deal is, but I guess he's bored.

-

*TEN MINUTES LATER*

-

"Uh, hey guys..."

"OH GOD IT'S THE TRAINER FIGHT HER"

"Dudes...."

Random Dude that Apparently Was There: "THANKS FOR SAVING ME FROM THOSE TEAM GALAG-TITS"

"HERE HAVE A KEY I HAD ON ME FOR NO REASON AND HONEY"

"That's cool. I'm, uh, gonna go..."

"DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME HONEY"

Libby is afraid not to.

"Well, it is a key. Uh. Let's romp on back I guess..."

"OH NO YOU MANAGED TO GET THE KEY I MUST WARN BOSS"

"RUN AWAY!"

-

"Uh, hey, you the leader here? There is a kid here who want's to see his father, I know he's busy with whatever it is that you are doing but e's *whining*. So, maybe let the kid see his father?"

"WE MUST DO BATTLE NOW YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND US NOR OUR PLAN"

"Gurl, what the fuck, I have fucking OP pokimans here, this is REALLY not gonna end well for you. Just let the kid see... And you threw the fucking pokimans out... Fine."

"OH WOE I AM BEATEN. IT'S SO FUCKING SAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR PLAN."

"I don't even.... What is your plan even... Smoke bomb? You know that ain't gonna work I can see just fine DON'T YOU FUCKING LEAVE... and they are gone."

"Uh, yeah, your kid is wanting to see you outsi.... *SUDDENLY KID* You know you might get hurt in here kid."

I AM SAVED AND I AM SCIENTIST

"What, those were NOT the security guards? Oh, well, that's a relief."

"HERE, HAVE NOTHING FOR YOUR TROUBLES NOW GO AWAY."

 

And that was the story of how I managed to cause six counts of aggravated assault, two counts of breaking and entering and how I got my migraine.

 

Becoming the pokemon master is FUN.

 

~I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST~

 

 

 

Is it bad if I know the exact parts you're describing?

you're gonna have to be pretty damn random to survive in here, g-man.

The answer is still no~

 

 

And Ass is a good thing, @Starshine. Don't pretend like its not fun to talk about.

[Starshine 16,333]

you're gonna have to be pretty damn random to survive in here, g-man.

wut

Nope. This thread is made for chatting and that's that. If someone want to spam images or videos or anything, we have another thread for that :3

 

[Jinx 2,292]

Is it bad if I know the exact parts you're describing?

 

Nope, even I know the exact parts. It's not that hard to discern them.

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

tl;dr

Tb;Ar

 

What a weird game 

ONLY WINNING MOVE IS TO LEVEL UP.

If whatever villain group you're fighting against somehow offers you a bike (the slower one, dunno the name) in change of a Lv. 40 pokemon of any type, would you take it?

*is interrupted from training her Luxio to bite members of the Team Gala-dick*

Nah, gotta vent my frustration on SOMETHING.

 

>Implying all bronies are stupid

Just the same 90% as always.

Is it bad if I know the exact parts you're describing?

Yes.

*fuckhueg amounts of condemning and laughing at your expense*

 

Pokemon is a good timesink, don't think it was ever meant to have any other merits.

Handheld and all.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

If whatever villain group you're fighting against somehow offers you a bike (the slower one, dunno the name) in change of a Lv. 40 pokemon of any type, would you take it?

Yes and no.

 

lvl 40 at that point in the game would take really really really really really really fucking long to achieve. making that deal worthless.

 

lvl 40 in general later on is, however, very easy to come across and that would be a good deal.

 

Yes.

*fuckhueg amounts of condemning and laughing at your expense*

 

Pokemon is a good timesink, don't think it was ever meant to have any other merits.

Handheld and all.

Well, shit.

 

I can't be proud of my few good teams and whatnot?

 

Fuck. I better start bragging about my mediocre time put into it then.

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

Yes and no.

 

lvl 40 at that point in the game would take really really really really really really fucking long to achieve. making that deal worthless.

 

lvl 40 in general later on is, however, very easy to come across and that would be a good deal.

You already HAVE a bike at that point.

It takes 5 minutes to get the bike.

 

dumass thinking too much.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

You already HAVE a bike at that point.

It takes 5 minutes to get the bike.

 

dumass thinking too much.

Then I was thinking of before you save him.

 

And hypothetically if you didn't get one then.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

we could always bet on how long they'll last.

I'll bet the dust at the bottom of my wallet that they stay longer than a week. 

 

ONLY WINNING MOVE IS TO LEVEL UP.

I thought the only winning move was not to play?

_{If anyone gets that reference: Well done.}

[Starshine 16,333]

*is interrupted from training her Luxio to bite members of the Team Gala-dick*

Nah, gotta vent my frustration on SOMETHING.

Seems like you're more interested in cartoonish genocide rather than a peaceful resolution

[this is why we can't have nice things]

lvl 40 in general later on is, however, very easy to come across and that would be a good deal.

Bike ain't free to make :V

 

Pokeman franchise really needs some new villain that is actually good at its job

[Electrobolt 2,069]

I thought the only winning move was not to play?

 

_{If anyone gets that reference: Well done.}

 

But those who are already playing will do all they can to MAKE you play...

[Jinx 2,292]

I'll bet the dust at the bottom of my wallet that they stay longer than a week.

 

I don't have dust in my wallet, things live in there now. This is what I found earlier today.

 

 

 

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Pokeman franchise really needs some new villain that is actually good at its job

Good luck with that.

 

They haven't even come close. All of them keeps getting beat by little kids.

[be my waifu 2,842]

I thought the only winning move was not to play?

_{If anyone gets that reference: Well done.}

 

How about a nice game of chess?

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

[this is why we can't have nice things]

Nice things are for me, you can have the dust I leave.

 

Then I was thinking of before you save him.

 

And hypothetically if you didn't get one then.

What's wrong with running shoes.

YOUR MOTHER GAVE THEM TO YOU, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER.

 

Good luck with that.

 

They haven't even come close. All of them keeps getting beat by little kids.

Little kids with Dragons, Mind reading Abominations and mythical Cthulhu analogues.

*fix'd

[Starshine 16,333]

They haven't even come close. All of them keeps getting beat by little kids.

They need to hire Fluttershy to do their PR jobs

 

Nice things are for me, you can have the dust I leave.

But I want nice things too

 

Trade some with some of these?

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

What's wrong with running shoes.

YOUR MOTHER GAVE THEM TO YOU, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER.

 

Little kids with Dragons, Mind reading Abominations and mythical Cthulhu analogues.

*fix'd

FUCK RUNNING!

THAT SHITS FOR THE BIRDS!

 

 

And you're actually right on that part....

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

But I want nice things too

 

Trade some with some of these?

That would de-value my shiny Ponyta.

No.

 

 

They need to hire Fluttershy to do their PR jobs

Everyone keeps forgetting these "harmless little kids" have *real life* Mary Sue's running around with them in that universe.

Of course they are going to force a party wipe on anything that want's to fight them.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

How about a nice game of chess?

Bonus brohoof if you can name the film without Googling ;3

[be my waifu 2,842]

Bonus brohoof if you can name the film without Googling ;3

 

I already knew it was War Games, how would have I been able to quote it if I didn't

[FizzyImp 1,838]

I already knew it was War Games, how would have I been able to quote it if I didn't

Because I've seen that quote remade in a popular Portal machinima. :3

[Starshine 16,333]

Everyone keeps forgetting these "harmless little kids" have *real life* Mary Sue's running around with them in that universe.

What's stopping the adults to have the same Mary Sues, but thousands of them?

 

Fuck playing fair, just get a thousand of Weezings And Raichus and blow the everloving blood out of anyone who dares to stand in our path

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

What's stopping the adults to have the same Mary Sues, but thousands of them?

 

Fuck playing fair, just get a thousand of Weezings And Raichus and blow the everloving blood out of anyone who dares to stand in our path

At least put your own Mary Sue imitations in between you and the kid and then concede when she liqufies yours, and hope to science that kid has not figured out that pokemon fighting rules are just concepts and he COULD just order that fucking thing to burn out your brain with it's mind powers.

 

 

Fuck playing fair?

How about just sidestepping the whole pokemon fightan.

[Bari 7,023]

Does anyone remember how Team GCT was formed in the first place?

[FizzyImp 1,838]

For the first time in a while, I don't want any more coffee...
Maybe in a few hours when my stomach doesn't feel like crap.
_{This post is secretly a Bouncing Betty.
And you just stepped on it.}

[Jinx 2,292]

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.