General Chat Thread

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I'll always be here for you, son. 

 

 

I'm glad you're back to normal!

 

Also:

 

 

 

Stormgiggle’s Soap Opera Aria (encore)

 

Oh, just what, what is love?

Will I ever have a date?

Will I ever have a mate? 

My eyes are being pecked out by a dove!

What should I do?

I don’t know anything about you…

 

What time is it? 

Do you have the time?

I don’t know the time?

Is it half past nine? 

What’s the time?

I don’t know the time?

It’s time to die…

 

My heart feels ready to burst!

Total Cardiovascular Failure! 

How could I love that traitor?

Verily, this is the worst!

I want to be dapper

But I’m no rapper

 

I don’t know what to do.

I don’t know what to say.

I’m not a playwright

I’m not a song writer.

This song barely rhymes

Got no rhythm. 

 

The empty void is all consuming,

I’ve got no emotion.

I wish I had a notion…

Do I really look so unassuming?

Maybe I’m too bold

Or just too old

 

Alegro spaghettio amontillado!

Aidez-Moi! Mon rein va imploser!

Why don’t these parts rhyme?

Because [Censored] you, that’s why!

[Censored] me?

[Censored] You!

[Censored] [Censored] [Censored] you!

[Censored] me…

 

Oh Soap Opera, why do you do this!?  

I enjoyed your greatest works

I put up with all your quirks.

And now you’ve trapped me in the abyss…

What is this empty sensation?

This deadly mutation…

 

This is the part that doesn’t make sense!

Because I ran out of lyrics! 

Ooooh ahlala!

Ran out of lyrics!

Boom ski dilly oosh!

Ran out of lyrics!

Ooooh ahlala!

 

Maybe I should try again for romance?

I could become happy…

Or would I be too sappy?

Maybe I should try another advance?

No, it’s over and done.

I’ll never find the one.

 

I know what time it is.

It’s time I went back to my chosen vocation.

It’s time I went back to my very foundation.

It’s time for mayhem, murder and massacre!  

It’s time everypony called me master.

 

It’s time I became… 

Empty.

 

 

 

Via magical communication.

 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Via magical communication.

 

I'm not even talking into anything!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*yus. A changeling has indeed taken over paradoxs life, knowing it could feed off of yours and havens love for him*

(That's a pretty flimsy excuse. You're going to have to explain exactly how it pulled all of this off.)

I'm not even talking into anything!

Did you listen to the whole song? I can sing it again if you missed some of it! 

[NuclearBurg (Dawn) 622]

Then how are we talking?

 

 

 

I mean where the hell are we and how are we talking to each other?

I'm not even sure when I am, let alone where.

Via magical communication.

 

This.

[NuclearBurg (Dawn) 622]

Thank you mom. I'm sure I'll need you. Always.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

(That's a pretty flimsy excuse. You're going to have to explain exactly how it pulled all of this off.)

Did you listen to the whole song? I can sing it again if you missed some of it! 

Don't worry, I heard the entire thing!

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

*Stormgiggle breaks into song!*

 

Stormgiggle’s Soap Opera Aria

 

You need to quit.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

(That's a pretty flimsy excuse. You're going to have to explain exactly how it pulled all of this off.)

*a week or so ago, when Paradox was home alone, a lonely traveler knocked on his door, asking for shelter for the night, which, paradox being the kindly pony that he is, he agreed to. Later that evening, whilst paradox was asleep, the changeling traveler (who was in a different form until now) snuck into his room, tied him up, put a magic inhibitor ring on his horn, and stashed him away. He then took over his life*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Stormgiggle, what am I supposed to do with my corpse?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You need to quit.

Was it really that bad? 

 

*a week or so ago, when Paradox was home alone, a lonely traveler knocked on his door, asking for shelter for the night, which, paradox being the kindly pony that he is, he agreed to. Later that evening, whilst paradox was asleep, the changeling traveler (who was in a different form until now) snuck into his room, tied him up, put a magic inhibitor ring on his horn, and stashed him away. He then took over his life*

(Alright... how did the changeling turn into a demon? And how did it fool both Haven and I, two demigods who should easily be able to see through a changeling's disguise?)

 

Thank you mom. I'm sure I'll need you. Always.

Stormgiggle, what am I supposed to do with my corpse?

Give it to me! 

Edited May 4, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Count Paradox 3,548]

You need to quit.

you need to raise your chill about 25 notches. XD

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I'm just going to leave this song here.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Was it really that bad? 

 

 

Give it to me! 

Alright...

*gives corpse to Stormgiggle*

What are you going to do with it?

[NuclearBurg (Dawn) 622]

Can I have the corpse? Science project reasons...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Alright...

*gives corpse to Stormgiggle*

What are you going to do with it?

 

Stormgiggle is going to make Punicpunch III.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Alright...

*gives corpse to Stormgiggle*

What are you going to do with it?

Undead cyborg. 

 

 

I'm just going to leave this song here.

That's awesome! 

Stormgiggle is going to make Punicpunch III.

Nah, that name isn't original enough.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Was it really that bad? 

 

 

(Alright... how did the changeling turn into a demon? And how did it fool both Haven and I, two demigods who should easily be able to see through a changeling's disguise?)

 

 

 

Give it to me! 

*changelings can look like anything, INCLUDING my demon form. And I'm rather surprised you all didn't... he hasn't been acting like himself lately*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Nah, that name isn't original enough.

 

Punicpummeler.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*changelings can look like anything, INCLUDING my demon form. And I'm rather surprised you all didn't... he hasn't been acting like himself lately*

(How did he duplicate your demonic magic?)

Punicpummeler.

Hmm.. close, but not quite there. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Undead cyborg.

Please don't make-

 

 

Nah, that name isn't original enough.

Oh thank god.

[NuclearBurg (Dawn) 622]

(How did he duplicate your demonic magic?)

 

Hmm.. close, but not quite there.

 

Can I try and make it into a Cyborg? You've taught me so much about it I'm sure I could do something...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

(How did he duplicate your demonic magic?)

*he didn't, he just made it SEEM like he did. You've never seen paradoxs demon form either, so he could have used anything...*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Hmm.. close, but not quite there.

Pu-Nicholas Cage

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

*yus. A changeling has indeed taken over paradoxs life, knowing it could feed off of yours and havens love for him*

That forced turn of events doe. Kappa

Was it really that bad?

 

Oh, I didn't say that cause it was bad. I said it cause its silly and im not even sure if you have a license to do that.

you need to raise your chill about 25 notches. XD

I don't even have the capacity to do that.

 

Im as chill as Im allowed to go.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

That forced turn of events doe. Kappa

Oh, I didn't say that cause it was bad. I said it cause its silly and im not even sure if you have a license to do that.

yea and?