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[Hidey 2,836]

Aww, I Sowwy

 

Hug?

 

 

 

 

that's pretty funny

[Guest]

@, 

 

 

 

 

that is a creepy pic

 

 

Edited May 8, 2015 by Gone Airbourne

[Hidey 2,836]

everything people find creepy I either find attractive or hilarious 

 

[Guest]

@,

 

Your posts I find creepily hilarious all the time xD. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

everything people find creepy I either find attractive or hilarious 

 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

everything people find creepy I either find attractive or hilarious

 

so seeing as you find punic attractive, does that mean he's horrifying to the rest of us? Edited May 8, 2015 by Count Paradox

[Hidey 2,836]

@,

 

Your posts I find creepily hilarious all the time xD. 

 

 

a new lifeform. The feelosoraptor. I fused two memes with this:

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

a new lifeform. The feelosoraptor. I fused two memes with this:

Ooooh

 

 

Edited May 8, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Hidey 2,836]

so seeing as you find punis attractive

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

ok!

Alright.

 

*Opens box, and grabs the rules*

 

Here, I'll read these out loud so everypony knows how to play.

 

Monopoly: Horrifyingly Tedious Edition

 

There are many variants of the beloved board game Monopoly, some are fun to play, and others are not. We solemnly promise that this version of the game is the very worst in existence. We've taken out every aspect of the game that could conceivably be considered fun, and ramped up all the negative aspects of the game to the 11th degree. We've taken the Monopoly experience and transformed it into an excruciatingly painful nightmare from which there is no escape. If you have even the slightest bit of enjoyment from playing this game, please return it to the store you bought it from for a full refund. Here are some of the changes we've made to the game to make it a truly harrowing ordeal:

• It is now impossible to win or lose the game. It literally goes on forever.
• There is no denomination of bills larger then one.
• Each player starts out in extreme debt.
• It is no longer possible to gain money, only lose it.
• Instead of getting money when you pass go, you get hit on the head with a blunt object.
• All spaces are now go directly to jail spaces. Even the jail space has been replaced with a go directly to jail space. 
• All the game pieces have been replaced with small piles of dried excrement.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

SHUDDAP MY KEYBOARD HATES ME

Alright.

 

*Opens box, and grabs the rules*

 

Here, I'll read these out loud so everypony knows how to play.

 

Monopoly: Horrifyingly Tedious Edition

 

There are many variants of the beloved board game Monopoly, some are fun to play, and others are not. We solemnly promise that this version of the game is the very worst in existence. We've taken out every aspect of the game that could conceivably be considered fun, and ramped up all the negative aspects of the game to the 11th degree. We've taken the Monopoly experience and transformed it into an excruciatingly painful nightmare from which there is no escape. If you have even the slightest bit of enjoyment from playing this game, please return it to the store you bought it from for a full refund. Here are some of the changes we've made to the game to make it a truly harrowing ordeal:

 

• It is now impossible to win or lose the game. It literally goes on forever.
• There is no denomination of bills larger then one.
• Each player starts out in extreme debt.
• It is no longer possible to gain money, only lose it.
• Instead of getting money when you pass go, you get hit on the head with a blunt object.
• All spaces are now go directly to jail spaces. Even the jail space has been replaced with a go directly to jail space. 
• All the game pieces have been replaced with small piles of dried excrement.

*shrug* ife played worse versions.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

Alright.

 

*Opens box, and grabs the rules*

 

Here, I'll read these out loud so everypony knows how to play.

 

Monopoly: Horrifyingly Tedious Edition

 

There are many variants of the beloved board game Monopoly, some are fun to play, and others are not. We solemnly promise that this version of the game is the very worst in existence. We've taken out every aspect of the game that could conceivably be considered fun, and ramped up all the negative aspects of the game to the 11th degree. We've taken the Monopoly experience and transformed it into an excruciatingly painful nightmare from which there is no escape. If you have even the slightest bit of enjoyment from playing this game, please return it to the store you bought it from for a full refund. Here are some of the changes we've made to the game to make it a truly harrowing ordeal:

• It is now impossible to win or lose the game. It literally goes on forever.
• There is no denomination of bills larger then one.
• Each player starts out in extreme debt.
• It is no longer possible to gain money, only lose it.
• Instead of getting money when you pass go, you get hit on the head with a blunt object.
• All spaces are now go directly to jail spaces. Even the jail space has been replaced with a go directly to jail space. 
• All the game pieces have been replaced with small piles of dried excrement.

 

...Can we play regular monopoly instead?

 

Or I can drop out of this excrement covered board game.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You were asking me whether or not to give up on love and never have relationships again.

 

How do you not remember?

This was a few days ago.

 

Oh! I remember! I took your advice and didn't give them up!

 

either he actually forgets things easily, or he pretends they never happened.  

 

wait... people ship us?

I hope so.

...Can we play regular monopoly instead?

 

Or I can drop out of this excrement covered board game.

Not unless Paradox orders me to.

 

*shrug* ife played worse versions.

No you haven't.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Oh! I remember! I took your advice and didn't give them up!

Yeah, remember how you forced me to answer?

 

 

Not unless Paradox orders me to.

I can drop out though right?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Oh! I remember! I took your advice and didn't give them up!

 

 

 

 

I hope so.

Not unless Paradox orders me to.

 

 

No you haven't.

but what about woona and haven?!

 

Let punic go.

 

And yes, yes I have.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Let punic go.

*sigh of relief*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Yeah, remember how you forced me to answer?

Yes. And you gave some really good advice! I've never been happier!

 

 

 

I can drop out though right?

Nope. The game is cursed, and only I'm powerful enough to break the spell.

 

*Ghostly chains fly out of the open box, trapping Stormgigge, Punicpunch, and Paradox.* 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*sigh of relief*

you didn't let me finish. Let punic go first. As in let him have the first turn.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Yes. And you gave some really good advice! I've never been happier!

Good.

 

Nope. The game is cursed, and only I'm powerful enough to break the spell. *Ghostly chains fly out of the open box, trapping Stormgigge, Punicpunch, and Paradox.*

Then break it, you were ordered to!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

but what about woona and haven?!

 

Let punic go.

 

And yes, yes I have.

I love them too:

 

Is that an order? 

 

Trust me, you haven't. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

you didn't let me finish. Let punic go first. As in let him have the first turn.

Or I could go to bed.

Your choice

[Hidey 2,836]

Alright.

 

*Opens box, and grabs the rules*

 

Here, I'll read these out loud so everypony knows how to play.

 

Monopoly: Horrifyingly Tedious Edition

 

There are many variants of the beloved board game Monopoly, some are fun to play, and others are not. We solemnly promise that this version of the game is the very worst in existence. We've taken out every aspect of the game that could conceivably be considered fun, and ramped up all the negative aspects of the game to the 11th degree. We've taken the Monopoly experience and transformed it into an excruciatingly painful nightmare from which there is no escape. If you have even the slightest bit of enjoyment from playing this game, please return it to the store you bought it from for a full refund. Here are some of the changes we've made to the game to make it a truly harrowing ordeal:

• It is now impossible to win or lose the game. It literally goes on forever.
• There is no denomination of bills larger then one.
• Each player starts out in extreme debt.
• It is no longer possible to gain money, only lose it.
• Instead of getting money when you pass go, you get hit on the head with a blunt object.
• All spaces are now go directly to jail spaces. Even the jail space has been replaced with a go directly to jail space. 
• All the game pieces have been replaced with small piles of dried excrement.

isn't that just real life

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Or I could go to bed.

Your choice

:okiedokielokie:

 

I love them too:

 

Is that an order? 

 

Trust me, you haven't.

 

you know what? Let's play zelda monopoly instead.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

isn't that just real life

 

you didn't let me finish. Let punic go first. As in let him have the first turn.

 

Good.

 

Then break it, you were ordered to!

 

 

Nah, Paradox said to let you go first, and I will!

[1111 1,284]

just added red to a berserk picture of guys smiling realized i screwed up his shoulder and need to touch up his ear