Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Kelario 95]

Dat bow.

 

Why'd you ask?

 

 

 Actually, they can't. The immense heat from the blast would vaporize a cockroach.

 

Wrong. It's been shown that cockroaches can indeed survive nukes.

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

My feet hurt at the moment; I walked too much on concrete barefoot. So the question came to me.

 

Wash cloths or mouthwash?

Edited January 14, 2014 by ~Asuka <3~

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Pancakes.

 

Pancakes?

 

Wrong. It's been shown that cockroaches can indeed survive nukes.

 Wrong. They've proved that cockroaches can survive the radiation, not the around 50 million degree heat, or the sheer amount of pressure generated by the blast.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

 

What's the diet of a humanitarian?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Pussy

 

How about them Mets?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

I prefer the Rangers.

 

p if m = 45km v=10m/s

Edited January 14, 2014 by Blue

[DigitalRocket 185]

A giant pink fuzzy pickle.

 

(p = 45km * 10m/s= 45000 m * 10m/s = 450000m/s)

 

How do you life?

Edited January 19, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

By looking at cute girls.

 

3DPD or 2D master race?

[DigitalRocket 185]

If the jar is full of peanut crackers.

 

Not pingas ping?

[Judgement 445]

Snooping as usual I see.

 

 

Don't you just love when your house almost gets burnt down?

[Kagamine Rin 45]

no

 

 

 

 

 

who the fuck stole the drugs?

[DigitalRocket 185]

If the zebra is purple

 

Should i eat these expired pills?

[Rethajni 2,628]

Chatterbox: those pills are like cheese, more time it get better taste

 

 

is the poison expires, it become more or less lethat?

[DigitalRocket 185]

both and neither at the same time.

 

Is it okay to spam random people online.

Edited January 25, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

No, that's not okay.  

 

Is it safe to play pornographic games in Times Square?

[Demirari 454]

Of course. That is why people gather around Times Square on New Years Day.

 

Why does my iPad respond when I touch the screen?

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Because you're invading its personal space.

 

If the purpose is to ask a stupid question, then a stupid question is a good question and a good question is a stupid question, by asking a stupid question am I asking a good question which is in fact a stupid question?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

INVALID ENTRY

 

Who touched my gun?

[PinkieApplePie(tCoA) 29]

A better question would be, who didn't.

 

Who ate the toaster strudel that I left in my underwear pocket?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Fucking Obama

 

Is my yellow your yellow?

[DigitalRocket 185]

*noms on hat* 

 

Ezz myh spelng gud?

[Demirari 454]

Of course! That's why they sent you a golden statue! I mean, can I have the statue, if you don't want it.

 

I don't understand this thing called English. Can someone explain English to me?

[DigitalRocket 185]

It's an ancient forgotten language, no one can't explain nor translate it.

 

Is it healthy to chug down 50 cups of coffee each day? 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Of course, but only if it's Thursday.



Who am I? What is happening? Why is apples?

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 359]

Well....you are Eddie...I'm posting.....and apples = good

 

 

 

What happens after I say what?