Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Enemy Stand 446]

Ummm...uhhh...24!

 

Hard water is the same thing as ice, right?

[PrinceEpic 2]

Only if it involves butts.

 

What happens if I stick a waffle in my dvd player?

[Enemy Stand 446]

An Eggo's commercial will play on your TV, and your waffle will be cooked.

 

Where are my kneecaps?

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

On your bottlecap!

 

I'm foaming at the mouth...am I sick?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

go ask your dermatologist.

 

How many cyborg dinosaurs have I defeated?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Wine barrels. They're always wearing carrots.

 

 

 

How do you don't?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Pi

 

Pi r2 divided by zero?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Fish, of course? Why else?

 

 

 

Oh, it's for me, actually. Oh, and could you rustle up some of those cheesy niblets?

[Raritas 6,820]

No, the shop was out of bananas. I had to get a chicken sandwich instead.

 

Hey! Hey you! Can you go get a couple of potato's for my bike?

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[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Yes sir, I do know the answer to that. It's purple and weighs 5840 inches and runs on rap music.

 

Why are people saying the sun is a star? The sun is a sun.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You mean it isn't a planet? Where do people go to Sunday school then?

 

Question mark?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Tomatoes is what you're looking for.

 

Who?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Who

 

HOW?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Socks.

 

Do socks die?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Yes, very.

 

wat does tis say , ere?

[Rolls Royce 606]

You know the noise that a door slamming makes?  Well it isn't that.

 

If mama bear and papa bear adopt a Buck Roadmaster from the local insane asylum and it's a Wednesday, how may square watermelons are at the Romanian bus stop?

[Commander Tangent 861]

Only when I hit a cyclist. 

 

Wat is Brain ?

[valete 195]

Brain is wat.

 

When is now?

[Enemy Stand 446]

Wow is now! Water! Wow!

 

4, what is it good for?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

War.

 

Why is my door a jar?

[Enemy Stand 446]

It's evolving into an Ajarosaur.

 

Rice, rice, maybe? Granola mice, mice, rabies?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Bus petrol explosion, ugly bus guide.

 

 

 

Underground, overground, wombling free. The Wombles of Wimbledon Common, are we?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

You must construct additional pylons.

 

><><><><><><>? 

[Commander Tangent 861]

No, just no

 

can I have a cookie

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Yes you may not.

 

Can cata be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises?