Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Adorkable 2,737]

Meh.

 

Dough or nut?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

I prefer dough. Lets be real, who doesn't love dough's texture.

 

Is flat truly justice?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

 

 

Hugz for Slendermanz?

[Berrycicle 66]

Captain America

 

Why is the sky maroon?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

Because I felt like it.

 

Why does the chicken keep crossing the road?

[DigitalRocket 185]

to *brain short circuits* DANCE ON DERPY HOOVES WOOOO HOOOOOOOOO 

 

what dost thy fox sayest?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

"F*ck you and the horse you rode in on".

 

Why is your next question so stupid?

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Brain tumors.

 

How do I get rid of all this porcupine?

[RED20 289]

By eating it.

 

whowhatwhenwherewhy?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Becasue Spy Kids, Friend.

 

Why do I call everyone "friend"?

[RED20 289]

Because reasons.

 

The reptilians are taking over the world, are you ready?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Of course not.

*goes back to bed*

 

What's the deal with Spago?

It's not a spa, you don't go anywhere.

[RED20 289]

Good question.

 

How much drugs? One drug? Two drugs?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Satan!

 

 

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

cause' teh matsr haz a pln.

 

Who is teh matsr?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

THE QUEEN OF FRANCE

Y U BREAK ON ME CAPS LOCK????

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Because it isn't a mechanical keyboard.

 

y u no have mechanical keyboard if u no have mechanical keyboard?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Because I have a laptop.

 

?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Banned because I have a laptop, and I still use a mechanical keyboard!

[Dattebayo 2,850]

y u play wrong game

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

oh, sorry.

 

 

Why u no get mechanical keyboard?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

becuz u play wrong gaim

 

Why is improper grammar so funny?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

i don't have what mean you. my grammar is so much gooder.

 

 

Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA!?!?!?!?!?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

Bill the milk man.

 

 

 

 

Wait, What??

[Kawaii Besu 28,022]

Ummm...

 

What kind of sorcery is this?