Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

no

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Why yes, void questions are very hard to notice.

 

Where's that portal to Equestria?

[NightGuard 251]

In a Muffin.

 

Star Wars is horrible, correct?

Edited July 15, 2014 by NightGuard

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

wrong

 

star treck and star wars are equally awesome correct?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Wrong. My Little Pony is better.

 

My Little Pony is superior, correct?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

MLP beats everything, hands down

 

who is to blame for FiM's awesomeness?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Me.

 

Is everyone worshiping me yet?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

I don't.

 

Yes or no?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Affirmative.

 

Sir, do you copy?

[Mr F 1,522]

Yes.

Are you okay?

Edited July 15, 2014 by A CrayZ Cat

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Not really. You see, I've heard that there is an anti-42 cult somewhere out there, and I've been trying to track them down and stop them.

 

Will you assist me in this endeavor?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

no

 

where am i, how did i get here, is that carl the llama?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Equestria, one of Twilight's spells gone wrong, no that's Pinkie Pie.

 

Who's my mortal enemy?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

not me, as i am not mortal

 

why do people stalk me?

[Mr F 1,522]

Why not? :3

Why not? XD

Edited July 15, 2014 by A CrayZ Cat

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, cats are cool

 

why are cats equally cool as ponies?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because cats = cool and cool = ponies, so by the transitive axiom, cats = ponies.

 

How could one become intangible?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

very carefully

 

what is the second best universal answer to any question?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

'Refer to the best universal answer to any question.' (By the way, the best universal answer to any question is 42)

 

Why am I unconscious?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because you feel like it

 

why am i watching animorphs?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because every other show in existence has been cancelled.

 

What's up?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

the sky

 

why is animorphs so awesome?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Because it essentialy has human changelings in it.

Help me please?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

no, i shall watch you die

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No. When you actually ask a question, then I'll think about answering you.

 

Where did everyone go?