Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Kookie 135]

From Urban Dictionary: Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.

 

Q: What are pine cones? Are they Pineapples on cones? Or are they Cone flavored pineapples?

Edited July 21, 2014 by Kookie

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

This fruit ir whatever doesnt exist.

 

Why do people fart?

[Kookie 135]

For this:

 

 

Q: Do houses have spaghetti roofs? Who eats it? Who puts it there?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I will answer those questions in order: No, no-one because they don't exist, no-one because they don't exist.

 

Do I exist?

[Kookie 135]

Hahahahahahah my stupid young fellow. Of course you do! In our hearts. Specifically in the hearts of a thousand child elbows.

 

Q: What does P P did to U U if it O O?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42 42.

 

How many 42s are there in the universe?

[Kookie 135]

That's a very good question and the answer is the number of molecules you can count that makes up Twilight Sparkle's butt. You might have guess that Twilight Sparkle actually counts molecules on her butt. Yes she does.

 

 

Q: What's my best feature, my face or my butt?

[Dani_uwu 211]

Your butt-face. (Lol jk)

 

If I eat my shoes, will I get bronchitis?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Not really...

 

Average procrastination time?

Edited July 21, 2014 by NioniosTheRenegade

[Kookie 135]

I have you know, I stub my toe last week, while watering my place garden, and I only procrastinated for 20 minutes.

 

Q: Can water fire?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

I hate magic.

 

go to the null of the dev plz

[Kookie 135]

ok.

 

 

Q: If radiation is bad, why is it everywhere?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Because it wants to be everywhere.

 

 

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

0

 

1?

[Kookie 135]

Turtle.

 

 

Q: Is your refrigerator running?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Very good question. Who knows what you intended to ask?

 

Can light and dark coexist?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Have you become stuck in an infinite loop? Is there any way I can help you out?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i do

 

why do both of you have Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy profile pics?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

I Do NOT know.

Do you...?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes

 

do you?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

OH MY YES!

What is life?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Me.

 

What is gravity?