Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[GONEFOREVER 518]

coffee.

 

Where have all the merrymakers gone?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hey, we broke your infinite loop! Unfortunately, due to my excitement from this event, I forgot what the question you asked me was.

 

Am I forgetful?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes... wait, what was the question?

 

^^ that was the question ^^

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

An endless loop of doom and despair.

 

Why are pink-haired girls so hot?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because pink is a shade of red, and red means hot.

 

What's a pony?

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Your fantasy when you're lying in bed and thinking everything is okay (when it's clearly not).

 

Why come BIg Mac no speak good?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Eeeheehee hrhrrhrrr vhhh hrfff, rhee. (Horsespeak: "Because he does not speak Humanspeak.")

 

What will happen if a Shetland pony accepts a Pony's offer to live in Equestria, for ever?

Edited July 26, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Thunderlane 550]

Death.

 

C4n Y0u tYp3 4s dUmMb a5 m33?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

/\/0.

 

Are you awesome?

[Kookie 135]

OF COURSE!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz_zfQbJEjo

 

Q: Why are backspace and delete fighting?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

To see which way of destruction is better, as their methods are entirely different from each other.

 

Why are there six new stars in the sky, shining in different colours, and are approaching Earth?!

[Kookie 135]

Because

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCjJyiqpAuU

 

Q: Was my brother my pet monster?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Not exactly; all we need for people like him is The Cure.

 

Which constellation is the most useful for fueling the Antimatter Generator?

[Kookie 135]

The constellation of 42!

 

Q: Why am I shouting while I'm typing this? Do I have a condition that some man can obtain this?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No, it's just that references to me have been known to cause others to start shouting.

 

Where can I get some popcorn?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Only in Broadway.

 

Does Broadway sell broad planks?

[Kookie 135]

Don't ask me. Ask Plank!

 

 

Q: Do you sparkle sparkle sparkle?

[Magical Anarchy 177]

No. I apple apple apple apple!

 

Do you want to eat a doorbell?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Oh yes I do! I love the taste of rusted-out metal, and the sound of clang-clings, as I chew the round object with my mighty teeth!

 

Do you even use a cactus and a loaf bread to take down a horse for C&D's sake of sake beer?

[Kookie 135]

This is Squilliams gilded doorknob!

 

 

I'm just showing it's fanciness.

 

Q: Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?

Edited July 26, 2014 by Kookie

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Yes. It was quite awful. ... .ly fun!

 

What is fun?

[Kookie 135]

 

Q: What is furry?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

A raccoon. Or a raccoin.

 

Why is Spitfire an astronomer? Or an astornomer?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

ERROR. ERROR. TWO QUESTIONS ASKED. FATAL ERROR

 

 

 

Where have all the merrymakers gone?