Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

The Hounds of Baskerville are.

 

How do I internet?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

1+1

 

is the cat in the box dead, or alive?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Only Schrodinger will know.

Where did I leave my Biscuits?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Schindler's List 3D.

 

Who's better Babe Ruth or The Great Bambino?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

the sexy flashdrive, duh

 

duuuuude, umbrella?

Edited August 4, 2014 by Frozen FlashDrive

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Charles Dickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

it was a bet man, a friendly bet, i didn't mean for him to die!

 

did you know i loved him?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

To cluck with the ducks.

 

Why was Shakespeare such a dork?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, he invented assassinate

 

why am i an assassin?

Edited August 4, 2014 by Frozen FlashDrive

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Cuz you play Assassins Creed like a boss. TURTLES!!!

 

Do you like Bubble chickens?

Edited August 4, 2014 by Lighting Bell

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

With hats only.



No items, Fox only, final destination.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Mario.

 

Will you gladly sit inside a giant wizard's stomach?

Edited August 4, 2014 by The Crimson Cross

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Of course I would.

... Uh, add a 'not' at the end of that sentence.

 

Assuming no air resistance, what is the capital of Canada?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Hyrule.

 

Who are you?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Forty Three. I have come to cleanse this forum of the filth known as Forty Two.

 

Will you join me?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Of course! I'm lactose intolerant!

 

How shall we dispose of him?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Make him become a 0. I recommend doing so by multiplying him by 0. But make sure you avoid dividing him by 0 at all costs. He will obliterate everything within a 42 metre radius if you do.

 

When do we strike?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

1 week from now when he least expects it.

 

Why did you want to smother him in peanut butter?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

As you may be aware, 42 recently lost his lair to a bunch of counters that overran him, so he then stole my lair from me so he can continue playing his silly game and showing off his power. I won't stand for it!

 

Why do we wait a week? Others may fall victim to him if we wait!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

We shouldn't wait a week, we should do it as soon as possible!

 

How do you intend to outsmart such a criminal mastermind?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

you cannot

 

who can outsmart the almighty flashdrive of ice?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

My friend, 72.

 

How many sentient numbers are there?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i dont want to say, as the number is not very smart, and if i say it, i'd hurt it's feelings

 

why are numbers so sensitive?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Because the fruit told them to do it.

 

 

 

Why is butterscotch?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Yes...

 

Is there a crack in my helmet?