Flutterbrave 18 May 26, 2012 Share May 26, 2012 What do you call a man without a wooden leg? Ed What do you call a man with a wooden leg? Edward What do you call a man with two wooden legs? Edward Wood What do you call a man with three wooden legs? Edward Woodward What do you call a man with four wooden legs? I don't know, but Edward Woodward would. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
False Perception 482 May 26, 2012 Share May 26, 2012 What do you call a man without a wooden leg? Ed What do you call a man with a wooden leg? Edward What do you call a man with two wooden legs? Edward Wood What do you call a man with three wooden legs? Edward Woodward What do you call a man with four wooden legs? I don't know, but Edward Woodward would. Cringe-inducing. Swoop said: If something does happen to go horribly wrong, please, blame Zoop. Frenzyhero: Lurking extraordinaire, brony impersonator. Have a question? Mail me at frenzymlp@hotmail.com! It's just for you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 May 27, 2012 Share May 27, 2012 (edited) What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas. What do you call a woman with one leg missing? Ilene. What do you call a woman with both legs missing? Nolene. What do you call a man in a hedge? Russel. What do you call a man in the middle of a river? Bob. What do you call a man with no shins? Tony. What do you call a blind elk? No eye deer. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Edited May 27, 2012 by CandidKid 1 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 May 31, 2012 Share May 31, 2012 I don't get this, but it suspiciously looks like a pun on "can't [insert verb I couldn't figure out here]". 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 June 1, 2012 Share June 1, 2012 I see we're all sycamore puns, but I hope you stick around, because they're just blooming and I'm lichen them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KakeiTheWolf 652 June 1, 2012 Share June 1, 2012 There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who can read binary, and those who can't. What is it when you send uranium to someone? Fission mailed. Oh, and neighsayers. My Music: http://kakeithewolf.bandcamp.com/. Now on tumblr at kakeithewolf.tumblr.com Youtube: youtube.com/user/KakeiTheWoIf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 I keep posting futile things like this. I need to grow a pear. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 I keep posting futile things like this. I need to grow a pear. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png The way you're currently going there'll be no raisining with you.Soon you'll be going bananas and and grape us all. 1 I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 That... actually sounds like a grape idea. Tom, you rock! 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdhardSilver 7 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Man: *sniff* *sob* Woman: Why so sad, guy? Man: *sniff* I-I-II-I lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Man: *sniff* *sob* Woman: Why so sad, guy? Man: *sniff* I-I-II-I lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you? These puns, I just can't bear them much longer, I'm clawing my hair out for goodness sake. I suppose it would be better if I just Rainbow Dash on outta here. I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Wood you look at this thread? I'm getting sycamore of these puns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Wood you look at this thread? I'm getting sycamore of these puns. Yes, we should find the root of the problem.Maybe it's because I'm branching out into new territories? 1 I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 Yes, we should find the root of the problem. Maybe it's because I'm branching out into new territories? I can't beleaf this, man. The members on MLP Forums have more bark than bite. It makes my mood in-fern-al. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 June 9, 2012 Share June 9, 2012 (edited) I can't beleaf this, man. The members on MLP Forums have more bark than bite. It makes my mood in-fern-al. There's no need to beat around the bush, but I think you're barking up the wrong tree.So you'd better leaf here, or you may just soil yourself. Edited June 9, 2012 by Tom 1 I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 11, 2012 Share June 11, 2012 (edited) These puns, I just can't bear them much longer, I'm clawing my hair out for goodness sake. I suppose it would be better if I just Rainbow Dash on outta here.Aw, it's not so bed, is it? Bumpity. Q: What would you tell the airbender who wanted to put his gf to bed? A: Boom 'er, Aang! Q: You promised them a shipping picture of us two? Are you nuts!? A: No, but you're screwed. Edited June 11, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 (edited) I thought that I had outgrown all these plant puns. Though, a few a-Rose luck-ily. Then the ideas just began to Blossomforth. Flower and pony name puns! Guess I'm not so Daisy and confused after all. Edited June 12, 2012 by Full Spectrum Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostwanderer 367 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 NSFW A woman was found dead, stabbed in her back. "Detective we found semen in her ear." The detective takes a closer look. "Looks like she, heard the killer cumming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 Blind jokes? I don't see the point... Cripple jokes? I can't stand them. They are too lame. Bass jokes? ... Just drop it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElementOfTenacity 47 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 (Found one on a penguin rapper) a fish swam into a wall under his river and says , Dam Run Faster : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 a fish swam into a wall under his river and says , Dam I sea what you did there. I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 Without music, life would Bb. HAHAHAHAOk I'm done now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 Without music, life would Bb. Look out, this one has A# wit. 2 I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 (edited) ^ I'm taking note of those. Even though it hertz that I have zero theoretical knowledge. Edited June 12, 2012 by Feather Spiral 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElementOfTenacity 47 June 12, 2012 Share June 12, 2012 I sea what you did there. That one was a real Washout. Run Faster : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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