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Then the universe came unraveled because Pinkie Pie was the only thing holding it together.

[Cwanky 17,567]

Simultaneously in a parallel universe Twilight Sparkle was panicking and screaming her head off to the heavens, which unbeknownst to her was really the subconscious channeling of a million brony voices in another parallel universe crying out and suddenly silenced.

[Loriem 639]

Then a cop came in and sad, "Everything here is REALLY FREAKING WEIRD!".

[Glaci 119]

At the same time that was happening, something terrible happened and someone died from that something .3.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Meanwhile, there was a shootout between 1 man and the army.

[Loriem 639]

The army won the shootout, and had a big party.

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Then, a wild Death Star appeared.

[Loriem 639]

The Death star then blasted it's lazer, and missed....

[Enemy Stand 446]

Needless to say, it was not super effective, or effective at all for that matter.

[Loriem 639]

It was then, that Superman blew up the death star, which actually damaged half of the earth because it was right next to the earth.

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

But then, Powdered Toast Man caught all of the debris from the Death Star before it could hit Earth.

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Then the Hulk got really mad, and smashed Powdered Toast Man's face.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Then a tank fell out of the sky.

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And then the A-team got out of the tank, and saved Las Vegas from Doctor Doom...

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

The A-Team's tank was actually a Baneblade, which Apollo Diomedes attacked.

 

 

[Dsanders 5,747]

But then they turned into butterflies.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

And were promptly eaten by a flock of birds.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Then a redneck came out of nowhere and got his trusty hunting rifle and shot down some of the birds in the flock and with his experience, killed them one-by-one without missing.

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[Dsanders 5,747]

But those birds were not ordinary birds. They were birds with super regenerative abilities. They kept healing and coming back to life.  

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

The redneck got killed by the birds.

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

The birds then attacked the city of Townsville.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

A large battle happened, with the whole police department involved.

[Loriem 639]

The police then called in the Military.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

The military assumed it was a joke and didn't come.

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Then Q came and armed the birds with various different abilities based on their color and shape.