The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I think I'll be fine.

[Xeltor23 704]

Hi there little one 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Yeah.

I'd be fine.

It's just goku.

[Xeltor23 704]

You"re hurting my feelings

[Mars Orbit 729]

Fine.

My chances of beating him are the same as half-life 3 being announced tomorrow.

[Xeltor23 704]

Don't be so harsh about yourself

[Mars Orbit 729]

Fine.

50/50

[Xeltor23 704]

I'd say I don't judge someone by his cover, I was already fooled by appearance 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Isn't that the legendary super sayain!?  I don't like my chances...

[Xeltor23 704]

Wow, what are you? An octopus?

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

  Darn...

[Mars Orbit 729]

I'm 60-70% not screwed.

[hopkey123 640]

Eh, I'd say I'm pretty screwed. Idk what percentage, 7/10?

[N.W. 3,619]

Not to terribly screwed I would not think. 

[InfectedPone 1,548]

75%-80% Screwed. Cats are evil.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I'll steal your headphones, and then, forced to navigate in a cold musicless world you do not understand, you will inevitably snake into a fetal position and cower. As the burden of life crushes you before you can even shake a hoof against me.

[DormantAccount 308]

Not too threatening looking, but looks can be deceiving.

[ButterKingPyromaniac 86]

15% I can just Brun you to a crisp.

[Xeltor23 704]

I'm confused

[Gear_Crank 100]

I am very ded. Ill just walk away slowly.. hoping to not be noticed

I'm confused

Thats the doods mix tape. Its on fire

[Mars Orbit 729]

Am screwed.

So screwed that if I were to display it as a number it would pour out of the side of the screen.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

... i dont think its possible to be killed by a heart shaped pony

[Klopp 2,050]

I'm not in any real danger. Pretty sure I could stop any pony with a single punch. Certainly never a need for more than two, though.

 

The red illegible text is even less of a threat.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Um.what in the world is that.a mouse/wolf and hen hybird?Nah i wont be screwed

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

If you can't recognize the threat of something simply because you do not understand it, then your military tactics need some serious work. Due to that, I'm not screwed.