The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Moonlit_Night 223]

... i dont think its possible to be killed by a heart shaped pony

[Klopp 2,050]

I'm not in any real danger. Pretty sure I could stop any pony with a single punch. Certainly never a need for more than two, though.

 

The red illegible text is even less of a threat.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Um.what in the world is that.a mouse/wolf and hen hybird?Nah i wont be screwed

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

If you can't recognize the threat of something simply because you do not understand it, then your military tactics need some serious work. Due to that, I'm not screwed.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're probably going to use some fire element stuff and burn me to a crisp. I am 97% screwed.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

42?... please....he is way outta his league

[Wicked Funky 2,955]

Not to... I think...... I'm still scared of horses/ Ponies though ;-;

Edited July 1, 2015 by Cruki

[Moonlit_Night 223]

not very, maybe about 10% screwed

I'm not in any real danger. Pretty sure I could stop any pony with a single punch. Certainly never a need for more than two, though.

 

The red illegible text is even less of a threat.

The text says: "what doesn't kill you now, will eventually kill you, and i'll be there, watching you suffer."

[Noei 718]

pretty screwed woah !

[Moonlit_Night 223]

hmmm... maybe about 40% screwed...

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

your way out of your league.... turn back while you still can

Edited July 1, 2015 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Xeltor23 704]

Why do you have an eyepatch? Anyway, not very screwed (blame my avatar, I just like it)

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

finally someone who won't last less than 30s.... this should be interesting

 

 

Why do you have an eyepatch?

you know the arrow to the knee joke?.... well I took a crossbow bolt to the eye.... (or at least he did)

[DormantAccount 308]

Not sure, might turn out to be a ninja maid

[Xeltor23 704]

A normal pony? I shouldn't be worried

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

FACE ME!

 

 

Not sure, might turn out to be a ninja maid

partially right.... I'm an assassin

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Snow? Why are you trying to kill me? That's very disloyal of you...

 

 

Wow, what are you? An octopus?

No, I am a horrible pony eating eldritch abomination! 

[Rosemary Comet 76]

A...uh...vine monster.

 

Probably screwed.

 

PS: If you know who my avatar is, you know you're screwed.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you look familiar.... I think I roleplayed with you once.... regardless you made the mistake of challenging the Shadow Bolt leader.... prepare to die!

Snow? Why are you trying to kill me? That's very disloyal of you...

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

So it has come down to this? An old friend has decided to kill me.....I must prepare for a short fight before my death.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

So it has come down to this? An old friend has decided to kill me.....I must prepare for a short fight before my death.

 

*sheaths knife*

[Mars Orbit 729]

Ah crap.

Am screwed.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I don't know what sort of lazor beams you have, robot pony, but I will have to stay on my toes...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd give myself a 50/50 chance of either beating her or dying horribly. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

My liege... think about what you're doing.... I'am one of your servants....

 

 

I'd give myself a 50/50 chance of either beating her or dying horribly. 

how?... you're immortal.... unless you're trying to switch forms