The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Tetris 115]

*Proceeds to stomp*

[ShadowPirateX 600]

Better than fighting Discord, at least.

[Kookie 135]

Before I kill you, watch these frogs.

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I surrender. Just kill me now.

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

An army of 42!?

Please tell me that's not it!

[Mr F 1,522]

Meh I don't think I am in any trouble at all.

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

D'aww, a cute little kitty!

[Tetris 115]

Maybe I'll share some apple pie and we can be friends idk

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

...Wait, you're serious?

 

You're really serious?

 

This overgrown pink hedge? 

 

...

 

...

 

I'm doomed.

[Mr F 1,522]

I dunno if I should be scared or not.

She looks too nice to kill someone.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I've just spent the last few hours finding out everything about what abilities this person has and how they work. I think I can say with far more certainty than ever before in this topic that I'm screwed!

 

Edit: Phew, that ninja might have just saved my life! To answer your question, scared is the appropriate response. Fortunately, you don't look harmful, so I think I'm alright.

Edited July 29, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Dr. Frasier Crane 319]

You mean life, the universe and pretty much everything wants me dead?

Well, consider me screwed.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

That guy looks more like he'd grope me than kill me. Not very screwed.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Too innocent looking to be that much harm. Death threat low.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

You seem nice enough, though since you're a demon and all, I'd likely be toast!

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

This will be interesting.

[Solid 1,327]

Magic beamz!!

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You're too metaphysical for me to die by the not-hands of.

Edited July 31, 2014 by Arylett Charnoa

[Klopp 2,050]

Since it's impossible for you to ever want to kill me, the whole universe is screwed. You've created a paradox that explodes space-time.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You look like a normal person. I really hope I'm not mistaken about that.

[ShadowPirateX 600]

Not sure if dangerous...

[SFyr 1,982]

I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at, but pretty screwed I would think.   ^{_{He looks pretty angry.}}

 

Also 42 is the most dangerous number.

Beware.

Edited August 2, 2014 by SFyr

[Luna 831 466]

No screwed but it is time for you all to die

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You look more like you're trying to dispute what I have done with your cheesecake than kill me. So non.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Who knows what kind of technology you have to enjoy yourself toying with me.

I don't know if I should run or stay.