MLPForums Gossip #1 Pinkie Pie's a stallion?!

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Pinkie Pie

 

One of Ponyville's most well-liked citizens. Who cannot like the wonderfully cheerful and friendly nature of this happy mare?

 

Little do most ponies know; this so called "mare" is actually a stallion. Where is the proof for this claim, you say? Well, I'll tell ya.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i8NMausV9s

 

 

At the 21:06 time marker, we can clearly see Pinkie Pie's leg go up as she pees on Fluttershy's bush. Why she is peeing on Fluttershy's bush, we don't know yet, but our top reporters are investigating. Nonetheless, because of the raised leg, we can now confirm that Pinkie Pie is in fact, a guy.

 

 

Looks like Pinkie Pie is actually "Pinkie Guy."

 

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[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

Pinkie Pie

 

One of Ponyville's most well-liked citizens. Who cannot like the wonderfully cheerful and friendly nature of this happy mare?

 

Little do most ponies know; this so called "mare" is actually a stallion. Where is the proof for this claim, you say? Well, I'll tell ya.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i8NMausV9s

 

 

At the 21:06 time marker, we can clearly see Pinkie Pie's leg go up as she pees on Fluttershy's bush. Why she is peeing on Fluttershy's bush, we don't know yet, but our top reporters are investigating. Nonetheless, because of the raised leg, we can now confirm that Pinkie Pie is in fact, a guy.

 

 

Looks like Pinkie Pie is actually "Pinkie Guy."

 

Thanks for coming in to check out the first article of MLPForums Gossip. Make sure to check out the next issue!

 

This is probably the most disturbed I've ever been. I...I don't know what to say. Maybe she's a mare? I....I need to go take a cold shower now.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Um... she wasn't peeing... nor do horses lift their legs to relieve themselves (not male or female).  So I'm not sure why this was posted at all, it's...disturbing.

[Nobody Special 210]

If this is gonna be Gabby Gums all over again just stop it, now! But if it isn't I couldn't see Pinkie Pie pee all I saw was her leaning over and she put her leg out to balance her because she is very unbalanced, ALWAYS. Good Observation though. It could still be true?

[ermahgerdapples 32]

I didn't see Pinkie Pie peeing on anything. She did raise her leg, but that doesn't mean she's a guy.   Where did you hear about Pinkie Pie being a "stallion"?

[Motion Spark 7,807]

she's doing a very femenine ballerina pose suitable for a pony body, which is the equivalent, on humans, of those cliche scenes, when the woman kisses the guy, and she gracefully lift her leg, like in the picture below:

 

I agree with the others saying that it was disturbing. someone ban @Blue Moon, please!

[Blue Moon 6,341]

she's doing a very femenine ballerina pose suitable for a pony body, which is the equivalent, on humans, of those cliche scenes, when the woman kisses the guy, and she gracefully lift her leg, like in the picture below:

 

I agree with the others saying that it was disturbing. someone ban @Blue Moon, please!

No please! This wasn't under my own free will! I have to do this or she will post something embarrassing about me!

 

Wait, why am I brohoofing a post asking for me to get banned?

[ermahgerdapples 32]

she's doing a very femenine ballerina pose suitable for a pony body, which is the equivalent, on humans, of those cliche scenes, when the woman kisses the guy, and she gracefully lift her leg, like in the picture below:

 

I agree with the others saying that it was disturbing. someone ban @Blue Moon, please!

You're absolutely right, Motion. I was kind of thinking that too. Pinkie Pie was just happy, so she lifted her leg. I don't really get why people would think she is a "guy" by doing that.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

You're absolutely right, Motion. I was kind of thinking that too. Pinkie Pie was just happy, so she lifted her leg. I don't really get why people would think she is a "guy" by doing that.

and I didn't see the pee, or her c***

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

and I didn't see the pee, or her c***

MOTION!

 

[ermahgerdapples 32]

and I didn't see the pee, or her c***

Me either.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

MOTION!

 

what!? I bleeped my comment! XD

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

what!? I bleeped my comment! XD

I know, I was just surprised and I though it was extremly hilarious!

[Blue Moon 6,341]

I know, I was just surprised and I though it was extremly hilarious!

Eesh, the more you look at Twilight's expression in that, the weirder it gets.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Eesh, the more you look at Twilight's expression in that, the weirder it gets.

IKR! 

 

...

 

you're still not excused! I demand your banishment! 

[Blue Moon 6,341]

IKR! 

 

...

 

you're still not excused! I demand your banishment! 

No! Please forgive me! Diamond Tiara is making me find juicy stories for her new gossip magazine and I have to comply or she will post an embarrassing article about me! It wasn't under my own free will! You gotta believe me!

[Motion Spark 7,807]

No! Please forgive me! Diamond Tiara is making me find juicy stories for her new gossip magazine and I have to comply or she will post an embarrassing article about me! It wasn't under my own free will! You gotta believe me!

something is fishy here, looking for urine coming out of a female c*** is not Diamond Tiara's style, even if she's a bitch, I'm sorry but she wouldn't approve of a story like this :-/

[Blue Moon 6,341]

something is fishy here, looking for urine coming out of a female c*** is not Diamond Tiara's style, even if she's a bitch, I'm sorry but she wouldn't approve of a story like this :-/

No, it's true! She's gotten worse and much more desperate! Would I ever lie to you?  (Don't answer that.)

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

 

 

looking for urine coming out of a female c***

 

[Blue Moon 6,341]

That is even weirder the more you look at it as well. Kind of reminds me of a snake.

[Perfect Bio 121]

something is fishy here, looking for urine coming out of a female c*** is not Diamond Tiara's style, even if she's a bitch, I'm sorry but she wouldn't approve of a story like this :-/

Are you sure if that's gossip or porn? 

[ermahgerdapples 32]

I have never seen Pinkie Pie make that face, ever.

[Shift 4,272]

This is ridiculous! What's next, Pinkie Pie is an out of control party animal?