Kill the user above with the item they give you!

[Toon Beth 11]

I bash them into your head with it. I leave a penny

[Skeleton Kin 385]

I'll shove it into your arteries blocking off blood from passing to your body.

I leave a simple gasp of my breath.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

I put it in a jar and make you breath it over and over.

 

I give you a smartphone of your dreams.

[Loriem 639]

I download a cracked version of flappy bird that cheats to kill you and make you play it.

 

 

I leave a fully loaded rifle.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

I use it to keel u.

 

I leave the RMS's quote: "it's Negative in the freedom dimension"

[toby rogers 258]

i use smileHD pinkie logic and beat you to death with it

 

yo mama's face

Edited April 11, 2014 by toby rogers

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I shove it down your throat, blocking your airways.

 

I leave the most harmless item in the universe.

[toby rogers 258]

i beat you with it for nine years

 

fireproof fire

[Dattebayo 2,850]

The universe takes great offence to this fallicy and implodes,taking you with it.

 

I leave you a lonesome atom.

[Gay Bird 421]

I make you try to find the atom in a pile of air atoms and you go insane and kill yourself.

 

I leave a yugioh card.

[RED20 289]

I slit your throat with it.

 

I give you a My Little Pony.

[Hastur 505]

I repeatedly beat you with the pony until you are nothing but a pile of red and pink.

 

I leave Goku

Edited April 11, 2014 by Prince Kira

[RED20 289]

I sit Goku out, and take care of you myself.

 

I'm leaving a steak.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I throw it at you and a rabid pack of lemurs tear you up.

 

I leave you a cold cup of tea in a styrofoam cup.

[Hastur 505]

I suffocate you with the cup

 

I leave my friend Carlos 

[toby rogers 258]

i hug him and we kill you with gangnam style 2xcombo

[Hastur 505]

I play gangnam style until your ears and anus explode and you drown in a pool of feces and blood

 

I leave you with the Nokia 3310

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I throw it at you and you die. Clever, ain't I?

 

I leave you with Derpy.

[Hastur 505]

I let you ride Derpy and the two of you die in an accident.

 

I leave your girlfriend's pissed off parents

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

I make them think that you are me, and they kill you instead.

 

You get a toga full of holes and tears

[toby rogers 258]

i put it on and get my toga bros to kill you

 

my cuteness

[Toon Richard 534]

You suffocate with d'awws after looking at yourself in the mirror.

I leave a chunk of chocolate.

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

make you inhale chocolate dust and suffocate :3

I leave a lemon scented candle 

[Toon Richard 534]

I shove it, lit down your throat, causing you to asphysicate.

I leave Deviant Art.

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

Bad fanart until you're brain just shuts off.

 

I leave a rust spoon.