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CTAM after 1 million  

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  1. 1. What should happen after 1 million is reached?

    • Start over at 1
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    • Keep counting to infinity (count to the next million(s))
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    • Count back down to 1 (then back up)
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    • Other (pm or mention if you'd like)
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There's more gold in this thread than Greece's banks.

 

(Too soon?)

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I'm surprised this forum doesn't yet have a count to a million game. The forum I've used to visit quite often is up to 74000ish, and that was about five years ago.These first few posts you make will b

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1,000,000/ 100 = 10,000 √10,000 = 100 100/ 5 = 20 20 = My post number You posted one ahead of me, Therefore your post is actually 19.     20

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200K, The final page!  Congrats on 10,000 pages CtaM!  

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

 

Google even has an easter egg dedicated to that one :'D
Google "recursion"

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Redneck computer terms.

 

LOG ON: Makin’ a woodstove hot.

LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keepin’ an eye on the wood stove.

DOWNLOAD: Gittin’ the farwood off the truck.

MEGA HERTZ: When you’re not keerfull gittin’ the farwood.

FLOPPY DISC: Whutcha git from trying to tote too much farwood.

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

HARD DRIVE: Gittin’ home in the winter time.

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it’s cold outside.

SCREEN: Whut to shut when it’s black fly season.

BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MODEM: Whutcha do to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes.

MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk fer the mouse hole.

MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.

ENTER: Northerner talk fer, “C’mon in, y’all.”

CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun.

DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don’t far when you pull the trigger.

REBOOT: Whut you have to do at bedtime when you forgot the kitty’s still outside.

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

 

Google even has an easter egg dedicated to that one :'D
Google "recursion"

 

Did you mean Recursion?

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             But, at the end of the day, it's just a step closer to the future. The future tends to unfold as it should... well, at least I think it does." - Kitty0706

 

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Command line Russian roulette

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*

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Did you mean Recursion?

Did you mean recursion? Edited by Kevin Spacey
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Grand Prix from Malaysia 2013 10 from 56 Laps(Lightly rain/Cloudy)

1.Rising Shine/Marussia 0 Stops

2.Sebastian Vettel/Red Bull 0 Stops

3.Lewis Hamilton/Mercedes 0 Stops

4.Nico Rosberg/Mercedes 0 Stops

5.Mark Webber/Red Bull 0 Stops

6.Fernando Alonso/Ferrari 0 Stops

7.Jenson Button/McLaren 0 Stops

8.Felipe Massa/Ferrari 0 Stops

9.Sergio Perez/McLaren 0 Stops

10.Kimi Räikkönen/Lotus 0 Stops

 

...

 

 

12.Nico Hülkenberg/Sauber 0 Stops

13.Paul di Resta/Force India 0 Stops

 

...

 

18.Daniel Ricciardo/Toro Rosso 0 Stops

19.Valtteri Bottas/Williams 0 Stops

 

...

 

22.Jules Bianchi/Marussia 0 Stops

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Did you mean recursion?

 

Did you mean rEcursion?

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  "Sometimes I wish I could imagine myself 10 years from now, out of college, living life without boundaries.

             But, at the end of the day, it's just a step closer to the future. The future tends to unfold as it should... well, at least I think it does." - Kitty0706

 

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Did you mean rEcursion?

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Did you mean recursion?

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

„I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“

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„Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“

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Q: how many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, they just make darkness a standard and tell everyone "this behavior is by design"

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„Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“

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Did you mean recursion?

 

Did you mean Recursion?

 

 

Goodnight Filly!

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  "Sometimes I wish I could imagine myself 10 years from now, out of college, living life without boundaries.

             But, at the end of the day, it's just a step closer to the future. The future tends to unfold as it should... well, at least I think it does." - Kitty0706

 

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Nait filleh!

 

:lol:

 

A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

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Good night Filly!

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drawn by @ThePiDay. I'm incredibly grateful for and delighted with his work.

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I don't even get that one (been a while since I've heard of COBOL) but I still find that funny.

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if the garbage collection in Java worked correctly, most Java programs would disappear

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„I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“

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„Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“

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NEW START! I CLEARLY SAID RAIN WHEELS AND MY BUCKING TEAM GIVES ME OTHER WHEELS! I don't let the race screw up now because my stupid team gives the same wheels again!

 

Grand Prix from Malaysia 2013 1 from 56 Laps(Cloudy)

1.Rising Shine/Marussia 0 Stops

2.Lewis Hamilton/Mercedes 0 Stops

3.Sebastian Vettel/Red Bull 0 Stops

4.Fernando Alonso/Ferrari 0 Stops

5.Mark Webber/Red Bull 0 Stops

6.Nico Rosberg/Mercedes 0 Stops

7.Nico Hülkenberg/Sauber 0 Stops

8.Jenson Button/McLaren 0 Stops

9.Felipe Massa/Ferrari 0 Stops

10.Sergio Perez/McLaren 0 Stops

11.Kimi Räikkönen/Lotus 0 Stops

 

...

 

15.Paul di Resta/Force India 0 Stops

16.Daniel Ricciardo/Toro Rosso 0 Stops

 

...

 

18.Valtteri Bottas/Williams 0 Stops

 

...

 

20.Jules Bianchi/Marussia 0 Stops

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Legends never die. Ponies neither.

blogentry-24406-0-80578900-1482254802.png

Rainbow Dash is best pony! Ava made by Pandora^^

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Wow Captn that's a burnnn xD

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  "Sometimes I wish I could imagine myself 10 years from now, out of college, living life without boundaries.

             But, at the end of the day, it's just a step closer to the future. The future tends to unfold as it should... well, at least I think it does." - Kitty0706

 

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I'm getting kinda hungry.

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I refuse to let go until I'm depressed.
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