The Potato Liberation Movement

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

For far too long, us, the innocent potato plants, have been turned into merely crops just to have our potatoes taken from us, and they eat them, throw them, or whatever by ponies and humans alike! This is unacceptable! We must fight the evils that are ponies and humans that do such things, and free the potatoes!

 

Show your support for the potatoes by brohoofing this post, having a potato avatar, and/or telling others!

Edited September 16, 2013 by Potato

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGhqcD19R0k

 

 

There yah go.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[The Soldier 2,044]

But I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE mashed potatoes. I guess I can't join this. 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

But I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE mashed potatoes. I guess I can't join this. 

Shall I eradicate this heartless monster?!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Shall I eradicate this heartless monster?!

No. The potato cull must continue.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Shall I eradicate this heartless monster?!

You may.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

You may.

With pleasure!

 

*eradicates Psyche Clops*!

[~StatesTheOblivious~ 1,795]

I won't join. So... I would suggest you to run.

 

 

 

 

 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

My god, I can't stop laughing xD

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

The potatoes must be harvested, boiled, fried, roasted, chipped, crisped and eaten.

 

You shall not interfere.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

The potatoes must be harvested, boiled, fried, roasted, chipped, crisped and eaten.

 

You shall not interfere.

You psychopath! We will execute you when we take over!

Edited September 16, 2013 by Potato

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You psychopath! We will execute you when we take over!

Bah! You shall never succeed in this "revolution"!

 

Every potato death merely increases my power. I could fry you all so very easily.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

I like potatoes a lot. In fact, they are my favorite vegetable. I eat them whenever possible. To lose such a great food would be terrible, so I'm going to have to align myself against this budding revolution.

Edited September 16, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Attention, all potato revolutionaries! I may make a signature when there's time.

[DerpyTacos99 115]

Please allow me to merge with you, potato? My life feels empty, it's because there's a hole in my heart where a potato should be. Please, let me just finally feel complete. I need you more than you need me.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

 

 

Sasha and I will eat all of the potatoes.

[Gay Bird 421]

potatoes aren't even that tasty. Time to stop eating potatoes!

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Today I have made another step on my way to support TPLM! I've bought all the potatoes from nearby store. They were terrified, cucumbers and onions were obviously bullying them and perspective of approaching death at the hands of heartless cook must've been devastating as well. Right now they sit next to me, still shaking, but finally they feel better. I consider taking them to therapist. Felix especially may need his help, since he suffers from depression. What should I do now? What should I give them to eat? Maybe I should release them? I don't want them to feel like they are just in another cage!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Today I have made another step on my way to support TPLM! I've bought all the potatoes from nearby store. They were terrified, cucumbers and onions were obviously bullying them and perspective of approaching death at the hands of heartless cook must've been devastating as well. Right now they sit next to me, still shaking, but finally they feel better. I consider taking them to therapist. Felix especially may need his help, since he suffers from depression. What should I do now? What should I give them to eat? Maybe I should release them? I don't want them to feel like they are just in another cage!

Give them to me.... they won't feel like they are in a cage at all, I promise.

[Frith is Magick 1,472]

I have one word for all of you with Dutch ancestry: Boerenkool.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I have one word for all of you with Dutch ancestry: Boerenkool.

Ik spreek geen Nederlands, dat is de reden waarom de grammatica van deze zin is waarschijnlijk vreselijk verminkt.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Forget about the humans and equines!

 

 

The birds are the real monsters!