Amazing revolutionary new diet!

[Mr Dash 1,818]

I created a new revolutionary diet! It's called the No Money For Food Diet! I lost 20 pounds in just under a year! It really does work! No strings attached! I went from a size 34, to a smaller size! Now my pants don't fit anymore and they keep falling down!

No need for messy protein diets. Or expensive pre-prepared, low calorie meals. Or even "low carb" diets. And forget about ever having to exercise again! Just don't eat!

 

Check out this amazing before and after photo!

 

 

 

 

If you want to learn the amazing secrets of this new breakthrough diet, order my book by calling: 555-NO-MONEY That number again is: 555-NO-MONEY. I'm bringing this amazing dietary secret to you for only $24.99! You read right! Only $24.99! (Plush shipping and handling, Must have a valid credit card)

Call today and receive a second book for absolutely no reason! That's two books for the price of one! What more could you ask for!

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Not responsible for any illnesses that may be acquired from this diet. May cause death and or serious injury. Not responsible for those either. If this diet has caused any of the mentioned issues, don't ask for a refund. You won't get one.

 

 

 

If you have used this amazing revolutionary diet, please share your stories below. We may just put you in a commercial.

[lardbobobo 1,591]

Wow this looks like it will actually work unlike the terrible eat fast food 24/7 like a fat Ass diet I've been trying!

[Dsanders 5,742]

Fake, it's all fake!

 

 

 

 

^You don't say.

[Dark Horn 430]

I want.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 938]

"Before I tried the no money for food diet I used to be a size 69. But look ay me now! I'm a few calories off a size 68! Thanks no money for food diet!"