Ever thought of riding any of the ponies?

[squareyes 153]

I find it weird to think that even though the ponies are horses, I haven't seen any discussion about putting a saddle on any of them. So would you ride any of them? Do you feel like riding AppleJack in the desert into the sunset? Or riding Rainbow Dash into the clouds? 

 

Thoughts below.

 

And yes, I did make the title an innuendo because I'm a dirty minded teenager. Hehe.

Edited September 28, 2013 by squareyes

[Scootalove 10,692]

I feel like riding Rainbow Dash while she is flying through the clouds. That could just be a dream come true for me, to enjoy with Dashie.

[Moonlight 7,291]

No, I probably wouldn't ride them. I especially wouldn't ride Rainbow Dash..a bit of a fear of heights. I hate riding real life horses so I definitely wouldn't want to ride the ponies...especially since they can talk, that just makes things seem more awkward to me.

[DaReaper 1,945]

Considering if they are the size of normal horses, gimmie any of the pegasus that would be able to fly me(fluttershy might be too weak) we going flying and i might need a parachute

[Tan 91]

for me its a tie between applejack and rainbow dash. AJ is sturdy and strong, mounting her would be a good move. and RD...well she can fly and is almost as strong as AJ so she is the best pegasus. thats my thoughts.

[Shanks 10,817]

Yes I have thought about "riding" them, in particular the mares. Joking aside though I would be way way too heavy to ride most of them, Applejack or Big Macintosh might be able to handle it but I can't think of very many other ponies that can support my 350 pound frame.

[ReverseFaller 2,484]

I'm not really a fan of riding horses in real life, so no I wouldn't really want to ride any of the ponies. Well, maybe Derpy. That could be an interesting experience. 

[FoxyCryptid 4,330]

Now you've reminded me of a House crossover where House thinks he's just hallucinating and jumps on Celestia to prove it with the logic that he wouldn't know how to ride a horse if it was real... 

[Inactive01 5,299]

That would be a lotta fun. Imagine trying to ride on Applejack. It'll be like a bull riding competition. Certainly good for the adrenaline rush!

[FNGRpony 658]

well their ponies not full grown horses.

 

I'm 6.2.  it just isn't gonna gly lol.

I'd be to scared to ride celestial or luna.

Celestial because i'd be trying to over throw her,

and luna cause she's the queen of nightmares lol.

Edited September 28, 2013 by FNGRpony

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,825]

I would honestly, love to ride the Princess of Equestria, Princess Celestia. She would take me all around places. Besides, she is the size of a typical horse. 

 

I actually had a dream about this about a month ago or so.

 

AJ or RD for me as well. RD because she loves speed and so do it. 

[Venomshank 121]

Hehehehehehe

what do you mean

hehehehehehe

 

No, but in a all seriousness, fluttershy. She wouldn't go to high and it would be a smooth, slow ride.

 

-Edit

 

now that I think about it... They'd probably think they could hold up my average sized frame, and then be surprised by my freakish near 200 pound weight. No rides for me...

Edited September 28, 2013 by ElectronDaydream

[Chevette 1,052]

Don't call him a cowboy until you've seen him ride. 'Cause a Stetson hat and them fancy boots don't tell you what's inside.

 

We could use a saddle, but we don't exactly need one...

 

Anyways, all the country song lyrics nobody has heard of and ignorant comments aside, sure I'd ride em'. I mean why not? If they were all like "Hop on my back and I'll take you to the county fair!" I'd probably be like "Kay."

I'd ride Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Scootaroo... pretty much all of em'... Except for that white one. I don't like her... She's a bitch.

 

I'd actually prefer to give Rainbow Dash a ride in my vehicle. It's fast. She'd be all like "Whoa." and I'd be all like "Whoaa."...

 

So kids, what did we learn today? 

-Stetson is a cowboy hat manufacturer.

-Saddles are for nimbies.

-The white one is a bitch.

-My car is fast.

 

And knowing is half the battle!

Go Joe! 

[Dusty Soul 2,614]

Not really.  I mean it would be fun, but then I'd feel like Spike in "the best night ever"  near the beginning.  Though it would be pretty fun to ride Celestia, mostly because she may be the only one that could carry me. 

[Mand'alor Dash 2,225]

Oh, the puns that arise from the modern connotations of words like "ride" and "mount." Oh, the glorious multitude of dirty, dirty puns!

 

Anyway, if it's okay for Spike to ride Twilight (all nite trololol), then I don't see why it's wrong for a human to do the same, provided your frame is light enough to not fracture their spine.

 

There's a reason they're called little ponies.

[Little Lizards 91]

No, probably because I get enough of the ponies at my barn. They need to learn about friendship.   Although it would be an...experience. 

[OkBuddy 586]

Now that you think about it... 

I could ride ALL of the ponies. 

But for now, it would be fun to ride on Pinkie due to her ability to break the fourth wall.

[CT-1138 3,184]

I'd love to ride on Rainbow Dash while she's flying. I've always wondered what it would feel like to ride a pegasus since I read the version of the story of Perseus with Pegasus.

[Outkin 35]

I'd love to fly if one could carry me, but I think it'd be a blast riding big mac. He could definitely handle my weight, and he's at least equal to or stronger then AJ being a stallion, so it'd be a fun ride

[CornBreadGang 514]

The title of this thread...

Naw, I'm just kidding. And yes, I have envisioned me riding Rainbow Dash into battle while I wielded an epic sword. My imagination is weird.

Edited September 28, 2013 by super2379

[Outkin 35]

The title of this thread...

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Naw, I'm just kidding. And yes, I have envisioned me riding Rainbow Dash into battle while I wielded an epic sword. My imagination is weird.

 

I was thinking the exact same thing with Big Mac! I just can't think of a logical reason to be charging into battle in equestria. 

[CloudFyre 848]

Actually, this thought just dawned on me a couple days ago. It's funny to see it in a thread now.

I might be biased towards this due to my family ties to true cowboys. (My grandfather was apparently was a virtually invincible, overly-manly man cowboy back when he was in his prime. My mother followed suit, and spent most of her waking hours with horses.)

 

Though I'm not sure they'd approve, I think it'd be fun to ride one of the ponies. It'd be kind of fun to doze off on Rarity's back, although I'm sure she'd have a fit over it. Twilight seems used to Spike taking rides on her back, so that might not be as foreign of a concept to her.

Whoever it ends up being though, I'd have a blast.

[DokiLoki 519]

Out of the Mane Six I would most likely want to ride on either Dashie or PInkie. Dashie because I really want to experience joy, flying above the clouds and Pinkie Pie, because she's super hyper and I love rides that are quick and fun.

[Fluttershutter 2,906]

Nah, ponies are strong for their size but I'm way too big and my feet would drag on the ground anyway. I have actually thought about giving a pony a ride on my back though.

Edited September 28, 2013 by Fluttershutter

[Radiance64 7,059]

No, not really lol, since they're ponies I'd probably break their backs...

Then again, there are strong stallions like Big Macintosh, and Rarity was able to carry a giant rock on her back for a great distance... eh, might be worth a shot.