The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Lightwing2 76]

He tried to do did dirty dirty things with Rarity

[Bastion 414]

For licking AppleJack's eye

[Sam Fisher 123]

For Telling me I would have a good fortune but turned out to be the worst.

[Shadling 348]

For using drugs

[Demirari 454]

For staring at people then stalking them to their graves.

[Acchan 232]

For disrespecting a brigade leader 100 years too early.

[dedacct6 2,591]

For being born on a Tuesday night without a gift card to target.

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[Bastion 414]

for poking ponies in the eye.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Punching potatoes.

[Bastion 414]

For sending the muffin army against celestia

[Princess Derpy 672]

For not sending a muffin army against Celestia

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

For robbing a bank, and then sending that money to the neo-Bolshevik party.

[Obsolete 681]

For piloting Unit-02 while drunk

[Nohbdy 4,108]

For thinking about something 

[Fire Bomb 121]

for wearing really dark sunglasses

[Judgement 445]

For having a mane that goes down to your hooves.

[Shadling 348]

For questioning the mane style of a pony.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

For refusing to wipe that silly grin off your face

[Kitsunin 41]

Taking "Too cool for school" literally.

[Judgement 445]

Wearing green while having red hair. Christmas colors.

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

For looking mad. Or too serious.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

For having a Cutie Mark that induces Epilepsy.

[Shadling 348]

For blinding citizens with your horn.

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

For staring at ponies and making them uncomfortable.

[Silverarrow66 25]

Cow swinging on a flower!