The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

For being too swift

[----- 477]

For factory farming.

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

For damage to my car.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For wearing a beanie cap and a sweater.

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

Vacuuming water out of a public drinking fountain 

[Neon Proxy 294]

Drunk and disorderly

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

Urinating on public property.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Embarrassing public inebriation.

[Neon Proxy 294]

 

Breach of Section 35 part 1a for failing to leave a locality when directed to do so by a constable in uniform due to anti-social behaviour.

[IronM17 5,387]

Stealing of fashion from other designer. 

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Turns out the cupcakes were made with more than just love 

 

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

Breaking and entering

[IronM17 5,387]

burglary

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

For breathing too hard.

[Kiri 7,289]

For setting the schoolhouse on fire.

[IronM17 5,387]

For stealing gems

[----- 477]

For confusing Pinkie Pie

[Neon Proxy 294]

Possession with intent to supply

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For making dresses.

[Neon Proxy 294]

For making cheap knock offs of my dresses

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

Prostitution. 

[----- 477]

For being too cute.

[Kiri 7,289]

For that graffiti on the Canterlot Castle wall. 

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

For eating the last of Celestia's cake.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

For stealing Celestia's sledge hammer at the Fall Formal.