Ask Applejack!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

The hay? Mah BROTHER raps...? Why, he's the quietest pony ah know...

 

 

 

No...are they competition?

 

 

 

She's doin' fine in school! Ah think, anyway. "F" stands for "Fantastic", right?

 

 

 

Sure, and ah'm a mule.

 

yeah well i dont hit ponies with shovels! you are as crazy as mule!

[Mysterypony92 581]

How am I screwed discord? She can't even do anything so it's more like she's screwed!

[Gikkleslick 41]

How am I screwed discord? She can't even do anything so it's more like she's screwed!

 

SHE can't do anything?

 

...

 

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[Mysterypony92 581]

That's a good one Dicord! I know she'll be angry at me but doesn't mean that she will actually do anything about it!

[Gikkleslick 41]

That's a good one Dicord! I know she'll be angry at me but doesn't mean that she will actually do anything about it!

 

Actually, i'm pretty sure she would do something about it. For example, She specifically told me that if I threw a rock at her, she'd throw twenty more back at me.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Those were rocks what I did aren't rocks Discord!

[Twi Rubix 726]

Applejack, just figured you should know...

 

Hey Twilight what would you do if I told you that I destroyed Apple acres, destroyed part of Celestia's castle and took both Celestia's and Luna's crowns?

 

Thank you so much! I promise I won't do anything bad again!

Now I don't know what to do about apple acres or even what to say to Applejack but I hope she'll forgive me! Any ideas Twilight?

 

Deal with AJ for that. It's her farm... Lets hope she doesn't use her back legs on you...

 

Let's hope! I kinda forgot to mention that picked on her little sister too!

 

Best you don't...

 

Edited August 5, 2012 by Twi Rubix

[Aureity 3,055]

Hi Applejack!

 

Howdy there!

 

 

*picks on Applebloom* what do you think about that? *now starts destroying the farm and scares all the cows then chops down all the apple trees* and how about that?

 

*trots over to Mikejr*

*bucks him over the horizon*

And ah have insurance, ya know.

 

yeah well i dont hit ponies with shovels! you are as crazy as mule!

 

Ya ain't one ta talk - aren't ya the one who's abusin' your lil' sister?

 

Applejack, just figured you should know...

 

Yeah....nopony'll be seein' him where he just went. *sweeping glance across the sky*

[Mysterypony92 581]

Hey I came back here to say that I am sorry for doing that and I want to make up for it soooo much! Is there anything I can do to make up for it?

[Aureity 3,055]

Hey I came back here to say that I am sorry for doing that and I want to make up for it soooo much! Is there anything I can do to make up for it?

 

Ah'm an honest pony. And right now, ah'm honest-ta-goodness mad at ya, partner. Ya should leave 'fore ah lose mah temper.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Ok fine! But I just want to say that I will do ANYTHING for you to forgive me! Just think about it please, ok?

[Aureity 3,055]

Ok fine! But I just want to say that I will do ANYTHING for you to forgive me! Just think about it please, ok?

 

Yeah, sure, whatever. *grumbles under breath and begins attempting to repair the damage to Sweet Apple Acres*

[Mysterypony92 581]

Can I help since I did this to Sweet Apple Acres? I promise I won't do it again!

[Gikkleslick 41]

Can I help since I did this to Sweet Apple Acres? I promise I won't do it again!

 

...

 

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

I told you it as a bad idea. But you didn't listen, did you? And now look what you did. Now I sit back and laugh at your stupidity.

[Mysterypony92 581]

 

...

 

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

I told you it as a bad idea. But you didn't listen, did you? And now look what you did. Now I sit back and laugh at your stupidity.

 

hey at least I didn't end up as a statue twice!

[Bright Honor 2,654]

Hi Applejack. I was wondering if you would like my assistance in fixing Sweet Apple Acres?

[Aureity 3,055]

Can I help since I did this to Sweet Apple Acres? I promise I won't do it again!

 

Nah, ya'd probably just break it all again.

 

...

 

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

I told you it as a bad idea. But you didn't listen, did you? And now look what you did. Now I sit back and laugh at your stupidity.

 

...ya ain't any better than he is, ya know.

 

Hi Applejack. I was wondering if you would like my assistance in fixing Sweet Apple Acres?

 

Ah think ah'm fine, thanks. But ah suppose if ya could help repair the fencepost, ah'd appreciate it.

[Bright Honor 2,654]

Ponyville resident Applejack....I AM ULTRAMAN! Born from the Nebula M78. I come from the "Land of Light". My duty is to patrol space to defend people from evil beings, such as space aliens or ancient dinosaurs. I have decided to reside on Equestria for the time being. To do this, I have bonded myself with the one you call JesstroidPrime. It is a pleasure to meet you and I offer you my hand in friendship!

[Mysterypony92 581]

No I won't I promise you! I'll even Pinkie promise if you want me to!

[Aureity 3,055]

Ponyville resident Applejack....I AM ULTRAMAN! Born from the Nebula M78. I come from the "Land of Light". My duty is to patrol space to defend people from evil beings, such as space aliens or ancient dinosaurs. I have decided to reside on Equestria for the time being. To do this, I have bonded myself with the one you call JesstroidPrime. It is a pleasure to meet you and I offer you my hand in friendship!

 

Ah....what!???

 

 

 

 

 

No I won't I promise you! I'll even Pinkie promise if you want me to!

 

Yeah, do that. Ah'd love ta see Pinkie go berserk on ya.

[Mysterypony92 581]

How would she?

[Gikkleslick 41]

...ya ain't any better than he is, ya know.

 

OBJECTION!

 

What I did was simply for fun. He, on the other hand, did it solely to be mean. So yeah, he's worse.

[Aureity 3,055]

How would she?

 

Well, to tell ya the truth, ya do NOT want ta her on the bad side of Pinkie. One of the cupcakes she gave me the other day tasted a bit...funny, and ah don't know what went into it.

 

OBJECTION!

 

What I did was simply for fun. He, on the other hand, did it solely to be mean. So yeah, he's worse.

 

...if ya can make me some chocolate rain, ah'll believe ya.

[Bright Honor 2,654]

Hi AJ, It's me Jess. That was Ultraman back there, but he has to head back to M78 now...

 

Anyway, how are you?

[Mysterypony92 581]

Have you even seen the video called cupcakes????