Have something completely random happen to the USER above you.

[Techite Sparkle 354]

If you were to think of something random to happen to the USER above you. What would it be? I can be funny serious, random (duh) or anything

 

The text box above me needs to be slapped by potatoes.

Edited December 20, 2013 by Techite Sparkle

[Mlpfan185 1,763]

Something was here. Something was here. Something was here. 

Edited October 10, 2018 by NONAME

[Gone Airborne 22,007]

The Detective Butler was sent to the moon to be interrogated by alien ponies.

[Frith is Magick 1,472]

And much to Ticking Timebomb's surprise, Pinkie Pie suddenly appeared out of nowhere. 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Frith is Magik, meanwhile, was being set upon by a clique of rambunctious sheep, who intended to cause him great irritation.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

And Chaotic Eddie, after feeding Rainbow Dash monkey kebabs, stole Aunty's purple kittens and threw them into the air.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

have my plane landed on her while i was buying an ice cream in winter with -10 degrees

[SomariFeyWright 776]

But in an ironic twist, Doc. Volt, in the midst of suffering from a heart attack brought upon by the CIA, had lava fall upon him, leaving him with severe burns... and free candy.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

SomariFeyWright was suddenly in court, defending a headless chicken on charges of fraud.