Ask the Flim Flam Brothers!

[Dr. Mechano 633]

Take a glance around this forum, dear brother o' mine, it's the same thing every page!

Posts about those other ponies! What phonies, makes a poster wanna frown with rage!

Perhaps they don't know that there's simply no cause for this same-old tired show!

So to help this sad little forum out, brother, you and I shall goooooooo~

 

Well, you've got opportunity, right here on Forum MLP!

He's Flim! He's Flam!

We're the world-famous Flim Flam Brothers!

Fabulous sales-ponies, nonpareil~!

 

Come one! Come all! The Flim Flam Brothers are here to answer your - yes, your - questions, fillies and gentlecolts! 

Hoho! Indubitably, dear brother! Out of the... goodness of our hearts, we're offering the fine ponies of this board advice!

Counseling!

Life tips!

And the hottest deals!

All at a price you can afford! (You'll get our bill in the mail later)

 

So with that said...

Ask away!

Edited January 14, 2014 by Dr. Mechano

[FourClove 31]

ok. what's a flufflepuff mr. flim and flam?

[Dr. Mechano 633]

ok. what's a flufflepuff mr. flim and flam?

What's a Flufflepuff, you ask? Flam, would you care to clue them in?

 

It'd be my pleasure, Flim! A "Flufflepuff" is a pony in desperate need of a shave! Look at this poor pony! Why, she's so distraught; Just look at her distraught face!

So tragic.

 

Which is why my brother and I have added "barbers" to our vast repertoire of services. Just look at this satisfied customer!

Edited January 16, 2014 by Dr. Mechano

[FourClove 31]

What's a Flufflepuff, you ask? Flam, would you care to clue them in?

 

It'd be my pleasure, Flim! A "Flufflepuff" is a pony in desperate need of a shave! Look at this poor pony! Why, she's so distraught; Just look at her distraught face!

So tragic.

 

Which is why my brother and I have added "barbers" to our vast repertoire of services. Just look at this satisfied customer!

She does look quite happy, I have to give you that... But I have to consider, are the fluffle puffs just quite fat?

Your services have failed others, like the apple family, but do you guarantee me an actual non-fluffed ponee?

And what about this super cidey squeezer 6001 I have heard so much of? Can It REALLY produce high quality apple cider at low prices?

[Hyperhooves 872]

Hi Film! Hi Flam! Oh my gosh I can't believe I'm actually talking to you guys (I'm so shy I don't even know what to say anymore) oh, that's right I still have my question to ask you boys if that's okay if you this is going to be a little embarrassing for me to say but, I'm going to say it anyway What would you do/feel/say if you ever found out that someone who you were talking too actually had a little strong growing crush on you? Oh, well I guess that's it BYE BOYS!!