1000 Ways to Tell if You're an Obsessive Brony/Pegasister

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Here's the game:

 

You can come up with anything that makes someone a hardcore MLP fan, like for example:

 

People ask you "what do you think is friendship?" and you reply "Magic".

That's the 1# way people! We must go up to 1000 ways!

 

Anything ridiculous! Anything you could think of!

Edited March 9, 2014 by SnipSnap

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Making this thread is a pretty good sign... Sort of

Maybe not excessive, but if you made, say 12 different threads, then yes.

[DigitalRocket 185]

using the word mane when referring to your hair

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Ponyfiying every word in his/her spellcheck/ personal dictionary.

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When you clop to Flufflepuff.

I CAN'T CLOP TO THIS!!!

Oh Celestia, put her out of her misery!

Edited March 19, 2014 by AI Pony

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When your browsing history is full of pony sites.

Edited March 19, 2014 by SnipSnap

[Shadling 348]

1# When you start doing MLP refference for yourself, even though nobody around understand.

 

2# When you get into other fandom because of theirs R34.2 versions. Psss, Fallout: Equestria, Dr. Who, etc...

Edited March 19, 2014 by Shadling

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When you have pony figures, plushies and photos taking up 3/4 of the space in your bedroom

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When you know a lot about the dark side of the fandom.

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When you think that you can actually buck an apple tree..... Even though you're still a human.

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When you can name 50 different stallions

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When you had the choice to see an awesome movie in IMAX 3D but chose to watch My Little Pony instead.

[Castle Bleck 19,399]

Whenever you see an MLP:FIM coloring book, you admire it for at least 60 seconds.

Edited March 28, 2014 by Anti-Villain

[GrauWitz 1,010]

When you think Applejack can take out an AC-130 by bucking apples at it

(I DO NOT THINK THIS AT ALL)

[Lightwing 12,978]

When you think on Twilight,you think on the character before the Movie/Book of the same name

Edited March 23, 2014 by Lightwing

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

When the only brand of toothpaste you ever buy is the Colgate brand.

[Berrycicle 66]

When your beds wall is covered in MLP art. (That you made [like mine])  

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

I've posted some of these elsewhere, but I'll post them here just because it seems fitting (slightly modified from last time).

• When you are told to write a story in school, you end up writing a novel involving your OC/best pony.
• In an election, you write Twilight Sparkle in the write-in box.  You were able to convince your friends and family to do the same.
• When referring to Arthurian legend, you say Canterlot instead of Camelot despite others' insistence otherwise.
• When reading a book (non-fanfiction), you picture the characters in your head as ponies.
• You have an altar to the princess of your choice.
• Your BF/GF relationship is through MLPForums
• You frequently call on the ponies for strength and support.
• When you die, you expect to go to Equestria.
• If you have a farm, you renamed it Sweet Apple Acres.
• You call your hair your "mane".
• When prompted to write an essay on a role model, you write it about Twilight Sparkle.
• Even when writing formal documents, you use "everypony" and "anypony".

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You describe people's personalities in terms of what pony(ies) represents them.

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For closet bronies

• When you instantly resort to ponies as soon as someone walks out the room.
• When you have a stash of ponies related content on your phone or personal pc
• when you struggle to not mention ponies to people near you

For everyone

• When you have pony based dreams
• When you don't go a day without visiting the forums
• When you listen to pony inspired music
• and only pony music...
• When you can only picture your OC in stories that you read

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When you imagine the characters of books and movies as Ponies while you read/watch them.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

using the word mane when referring to your hair

I do that sometimes XD!

Mine: When you spend a whole night agonizing over whether to buy the adorable Twilight Sparkle bank you saw at Walmart, think of her as Twiley, and end up getting inspiration for a song. (True story!)

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When you draw up plans to construct the Crystal Empire for the bronies of the world to live in, which would be somewhere in Canada (or Scandinavia, Siberia, etc.).  Why build an enormous empire when you could make one fancy city-state in the polar north with climate control?