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How do I fake my death to avoid debt collectors?

You dont. 

 

Tell them what you should have paid was taken by a big angry dragon.

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On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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Sounds legit.

And then you give me all future earnings to keep up the story.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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I think I'm better off faking my death.

I disagree. And I'm a dragon.

 

Of course, I could just eat you.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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I disagree. And I'm a dragon.

 

Of course, I could just eat you.

 

That's very tempting. The bill collectors would probably still find a way to get me, even after death.

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That's very tempting. The bill collectors would probably still find a way to get me, even after death.

Then I'll eat them too.

 

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Yes.

 

Yes.

 

Depends on the pizza.

 

You would still die.

Dang, I thought the tasty ducks thing would have saved me.

 

Whats the best way to bribe a dragon?

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Dang, I thought the tasty ducks thing would have saved me.

 

Whats the best way to bribe a dragon?

Large amounts of shiny things.

 

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My cat had kittens. What if I hypothetically hold them for ransom, until you pay me 10,000 rupees?

 

*evil laugh*

I have enough kittens, thanks.

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I have enough kittens (BURP!), thanks.      --Fixed it for you.

 

OK, lets test out a Dragon Bribe. Alright Questioning, Here is a chest of 150 shiny gold coins.

(Silverhoof walks up to Angel, Fluttershy's bunny and kicks him.) Do I escape a whoopin?

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OK, lets test out a Dragon Bribe. Alright Questioning, Here is a chest of 150 shiny gold coins.

(Silverhoof walks up to Angel, Fluttershy's bunny and kicks him.) Do I escape a whoopin?

Not enough gold. *eats*

 

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Not enough gold. *eats*

I still get eaten?!! This is way too expensive to be a bully around here.

 

What kind of abusive behavior can 150 gold buy? Its gotta be more than a dirty look.

Can I steal the Bunnie's candy?

Tug on an ear?

Whisper, "Rabbit Stew" to him?

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I still get eaten?!! This is way too expensive to be a bully around here.

 

What kind of abusive behavior can 150 gold buy? Its gotta be more than a dirty look.

Can I steal the Bunnie's candy?

Tug on an ear?

Whisper, "Rabbit Stew" to him?

You can do none of these things. You have been eaten.

 

 

Is morality subjective or objective?

 

Morality is an illusion.

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You can do none of these things. You have been eaten.

 

Curses! Foiled again!

 

Wait! I can still be a bully! I'll give you...indigestion!

 

So, have you eaten anypony else?

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Curses! Foiled again!

 

Wait! I can still be a bully! I'll give you...indigestion!

 

So, have you eaten anypony else?

Plenty of people.

 

And I'm immune to indigestion.

 

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Curses. I'm forced to pay for my life of crime.

 

But this is the Questioning Dragon, so the question in this post is: What wine fully compliments a pony dinner?

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Curses. I'm forced to pay for my life of crime.

 

But this is the Questioning Dragon, so the question in this post is: What wine fully compliments a pony dinner?

Ewwww, wine.

 

It needs a nice cider. Fortunatly, ponies make cider.

 

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Can you tell a tweaker from a regular crazy person?

Yes.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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Question- What if I told you, I would be coming to England in a few days. What would you do?

I just really want to know.  Unfortunately, this is just a question and I can't go to England just yet because of my parents. :( I wish I could though.

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Question- What if I told you, I would be coming to England in a few days. What would you do?

I just really want to know. Unfortunately, this is just a question and I can't go to England just yet because of my parents. :( I wish I could though.

I would make sure to meet you at the airport.

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