Weird things you do

[KittyTwilight 110]

Post 5 weird things that you do that most people don't. They can be a little embarrassing too.

 

1. I wink at the characters on my DVDs as if they can see me.

2. I eat yogurt with a fork instead of a spoon.

3. I talk to my fish and pretend they say stuff back.

4. Sometimes I stare at things and try to levitate them.

5. I name everyone's car.

[Oblivion 20,275]

Someone told me that dipping chicken in ranch dressing was weird once!

[Colorful Respawn 399]

I have worn a pair of boxers for three months straight once. I change them now, but I thought that was pretty weird of me.

Someone told me that dipping chicken in ranch dressing was weird once!

Dipping chicken in ranch is awesome! You should try it sometime!

[Oblivion 20,275]

I have worn a pair of boxers for three months straight once. I change them now, but I thought that was pretty weird of me.

Dipping chicken in ranch is awesome! You should try it sometime!

No, they though I was weird because I DID IT!!!

[Colorful Respawn 399]

No, they though I was weird because I DID IT!!!

Oh, it's not weird. I mix ketchup and mayo together and it makes the perfect dip for french fries. Also so does a frosty from Wendy's

[Oblivion 20,275]

Oh, it's not weird. I mix ketchup and mayo together and it makes the perfect dip for french fries. Also so does a frosty from Wendy's

I know, it's amazing, but someone said that the only thing good on chicken is BBQ sauce, WHAT?, heck..I like BBQ sauce and ranch!

[Colorful Respawn 399]

I know, it's amazing, but someone said that the only thing good on chicken is BBQ sauce, WHAT?, heck..I like BBQ sauce and ranch!

Amen brothah, amen! I mean I like BBQ sauce, but just not ALL the time.

[caramba2654 602]

I sometimes stick a pencil in my ears and then everyone thinks I'm trying to go deaf. I'm actually just scratching a very inconvenient itch.

Edited March 23, 2014 by caramba2654

[SFyr 1,982]

1.) Sometimes when walking around campus I look for a ratio of how many steps I take to how many sidewalk panels I cross. I think it's usually around 7:5 just outside my dorm. I think this was the same ratio in the tiles of dorm's shower, between the square shower-wall tiles and the longer edge tiles.

2.) Often I'll cut across swaths of dirt/grass and ignore many of the numerous sidewalks 95% of people stick to--or I'll go out some side doorway because it's a little shorter, or jump a railing because I don't want to walk several yards around it. I don't see a lot of people doing the same on campus, though I have seen some; more of just a lesser-common thing.

3.) I use my mechanical pencils as a needle (for blisters and such), and for cleaning underneath my nails.

4.) There was a time in my life where a kitchen knife was my fork--and honestly I'm still not that opposed to the idea if there isn't a fork around.

5.) I like trying to predict time frames for simpler things. Instead of saying something like "It'll take me just a sec", it sometimes becomes "It'll take me about 40 seconds" or "I'll be out in about 3 minutes... no, probably about 2 actually. Maybe 2:20"... Well, depending on my mood.

Back in high school (9th grade) I set my watch within about 1/4th of a second of the school's clock every morning--I kinda earned a reputation for being able to count down the bell almost perfectly half the time. Being even a second or two off was unusual to people.

 

Bonus.) It was more prevalent as a kid, but I could generally put a percentage to my feelings/thoughts with almost anything. Right now, I feel about 30% tired, 4% excited, 6% anxious, 47% happy (maybe 42%)...

Though I'm not gonna say it'll add up to 100%. It's more a matter of intensity.

Edited March 23, 2014 by SFyr

[Noire Panzer 3,526]

Well.

1. I stretch vertically up a wall when I am laying down. 

2. I make mini sculptures with soda cans occasionally. Nothing to amazing though.

3. I change accents when talking for no reason what so ever. IE: Using a british accent then mid sentence change to a southern accent.

4. I wear my headset on my head even though there is no reason to.

5. *insert random nonsense here* <--- that

[InspiredBrony 31]

Oh, it's not weird. I mix ketchup and mayo together and it makes the perfect dip for french fries. Also so does a frosty from Wendy's

I like to use that mixture for salmon cakes. Does that count as something weird?

 

Are salmon cakes weird?

 

They're not sweet, in case you were wondering.

[Colorful Respawn 399]

 

 

Are salmon cakes weird?

Nothing is weird until you try it!  

[Scootalove 10,689]

Every time that I walk to school or home, I always walk like the Shield when they make their entrance down the crowd's stairs.

 

[GONEFOREVER 518]

I occasionally attempt to blow up peoples' heads with my mind.

 

But thats when I've had too much caffeine.

[Adorkable 2,737]

Sometimes I flash a flashlight in my face and pretend I'm a famous movie star getting attacked by paparazzi xD

[TheChosenPony 279]

Sometimes, when I have someplace important to go and I need to go fast I just play this song in my head and I do this jedi swaggering walk that anakin does.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLSb2ZJfu9o

 

I'll either do that or pretend I'm the thirteenth doctor and walk out of my house in an epic fashion while blaring this music 

 

Edited March 24, 2014 by TheChosenPony

[RainbowDashiscool 309]

1. I lick my hands because i always think of scary words too me and i think they go on my hands so i lick them (Yup i do this and this is embraassing but i get very scared at scary stuff not much scary stuff...)

 

2. I talk too flies

 

3. I talk to spiders

 

4. I stare at something then it looks like it was moving but it's not really moving i'm just moving my eyes...

 

5. I talk too my shelf sometimes

 

6.I still kinda talk too my imagnary friends and imagnary famliy (We'll i did like a year ago)

 

7.Dance funny in the house too my family (I don't know how too dance :/)

 

8.Dreaming about being with the eleventh doctor because i had one werid dream with him.(I have a crush on matt smith but he's now in the second part of my crush list since i found a new crush  and moved my new crush in first place of the list.)

 

9.I talk too the computer when it gets slow with the loading bar

 

10.Talk too my favoruite stuffed animal fufus (I even did when i was 13 year's old but i lost her sadly .

Edited March 25, 2014 by Felicia

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

I do so many weird things, here are a few of them.

 

1. When inanimate objects fall over I look at them sternly and tell them to stay.

 

2. I sometimes flail my arms around randomly.

 

3. I go around school saying things like, I saw the zaxer and I magged it too.

 

4. I often jump around like I'm some sort of secret agent.

 

5. When I hold a torch I pretend it's a sonic screwdriver.

 

6. I do snow angels on the carpet.

Edited March 24, 2014 by The Snapp

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

 

 

When inanimate objects fall over I look at them sternly and tell them to stay.

This.

 

Prefer to eat apples with a knife.

 

If it can be eaten impaled on a knife, it will be eaten impaled on a knife.

 

Throw chopsticks at pizza boxes (I have yet to obtain a set of spikes...)

 

Fall asleep holding a knife (sheathed of course) 

 

Sing "The Final Countdown" for the last minute of my shift at work.

 

If I'm working late, say "good morning" instead of "good evening" and see who is awake enough to catch it.

 

Sing the song from a truck commercial when playing the knife game.

 

Watch gore in class (My neighbors do not share my appreciation for decaps...)

 

Mix random Japanese or German words into sentences, even though both my peers and I speak neither (I also say "eeto").

 

Answer this topic by asking people "the last time you called me crazy, what was the cause?"

 

All my posts must either have an appealing character count or a character count which is a multiple of 5, it is incredibly frustrating when the count doesn't show up.

[Dx121 13]

Oh, it's not weird. I mix ketchup and mayo together and it makes the perfect dip for french fries. Also so does a frosty from Wendy's

 

omg... I thought I was the only person who dips their fries in ice cream. For me, I use to have the ice cream, dip the fry into a little bit of ketchup, scoop a little ice cream onto the french fry, then nom. Don't ask me why it works, it just does. **

 

 

I do so many weird things, here are a few of them.

 

1. When inanimate objects fall over I look at them sternly and tell them to stay.

lol I should start to do that. "Ah! No! Bad fork that fell onto the floor! Bad!! No supper for you tonight! NOW TO YOUR ROOM!"

 

I will say this much for us and all of our weird little quirks. It's things like this and people like us that make the world way more interesting. I mean, think about it. If we were all 'normal' and 'well behaved' like society wants us to 100% conform to... well... only one thing comes to mind.

We'd all be like

 

. . . well.. minus all of the

[Everleaf 541]

The same stuff as you and

 

 

I (sometimes) wear a dog collar commonly not plain (remind you of somepony?) XD

 

 

I talk to all my animals thinking they can understand and kinda can...

 

 

I pretend I am one of the ponies  from mlp fim and sometimes random ocs

 

I talk to myself in a awkward Gollum like way XD (it helps.....sorta....but yeah he is very much of a relate....yeah...

 

I lick myself like a cat

 

I seem to like it out in the forest more than back home...

 

 

Don't know any more right now....

[Dargent 80]

Well.

1. I stretch vertically up a wall when I am laying down. 

2. I make mini sculptures with soda cans occasionally. Nothing to amazing though.

3. I change accents when talking for no reason what so ever. IE: Using a british accent then mid sentence change to a southern accent.

4. I wear my headset on my head even though there is no reason to.

5. *insert random nonsense here* <--- that

Pretty much that entire list, except I use plastic cups.

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

1. I like to randomly use my celtic accent. It's freaked someone out in the past. (Since they know that that's not my regular voice)

2. When someone says they smell foot, I lift mine right next to my nose and say that it's not mine. (Or every once in a while, that it is)

3. I like to speak in all references whenever I can. (If you don't watch Doctor Who, you won't understand half of what I say)

4. I like to make horse noises around little kids. They often like it too.

5. I wear my watch on my ankle. It's quite fun to see people's reactions when someone asks what time it is.

[BastementSparkle 20,334]

1. I talk to myself all the time. Even when other people are around. When I play video games I like to pretend I'm doing a let's play (which is something I actually want to do in the future).

 

2. I have three accents I randomly switch between. My normal accent, and two other accents that I have nothing to compare to. Neither of the others are natural, and I don't usually notice when I switch. People often are confused when I do this unless they know me. Sometimes I'll stick with one for days, sometimes I'll switch out five or six times a day.

 

3. I often feel like jumping around, kind of like Pinkie does. I've done this in public a few times and it always nets me some weird stares.

 

4. I obsess over one topic, and won't shut up about it for a while. People hate this because I'll randomly bring up a topic that died off hours ago.

 

5. I used to carry around a toy with me wherever I went. It was usually a toy skeleton. People thought this was really creepy. Adults used to think I was messed up because of it. I just thought skeletons were cool.

[Icedog68 71]

Sometimes I pretend I'm doing a LP when playing video games

I talk to my dog and explain things to my dog as if she understands english

a lot more stuff and I don't feel like making a list

 

all of us are "weird" as weird is just something thats a bit different from everything else. For God's sake most of society thinks that everyone on the forum is weird, as they like a show that involves talking ponies