T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Who?

 

TPAM knows who Mike Birbiglia. is and is willing to tell me.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I know, but I aint sayin nuthin.

 

TPAM knows how to keep a secret as well!

[Sparkle Speed 87]

As well as a actual well!

 

Waffles make me happy!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

So like... are you saying that I'm a waffle? I'm lost...

 

TPAM is a waffle too!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

False.

 

TPAM doesn't feel like puking right now.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope. Thats a pretty safe bet to make.

 

TPAM isn't trusted to possess dynamite...and for good reasons too.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Pretty much, although I have some anyway...

 

 

TPAM wants me to blow something up. Happy to oblige!

[FruitRiver 355]

Nahh....Maybe a huge water balloon, other then that nahh...

 

TPAM hates milkshakes.

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Whaaaaaat?  FALSE!

 

If TPAM was presented with the chance to be transported to Equestria, but had to leave right away without packing or saying "goodbye" to anyone, and would never be able to return to our world, they would choose to go.

Edited August 30, 2013 by Shawn Parks

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Hell yeah! This world sucks!

 

TPAM agrees with my above statement.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Heck yes!

 

I hate this world!

 

TPAM also hates this world

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I don't hate this world...My girlfriend lives in this world. and besides this is where I keep all my stuff.

 

TPAM is going to work today, and needs coffee.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

I don't have a job yet, and I try to stay away from coffee. It makes my stomach go squiffy.

 

 

 

TPAM reticulates splines for a living.

[fimdash 1,196]

Nope, I don't do anything for a living. I'm not at that part of life yet

 

TPAM is currently chewing gum

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

Not really, but I´d like some right now x3

 

TPAM loves to dance

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

No.

 

TPAM has a scrunchy vibrating pony for an avatar.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No, but I am an apple.

 

TPAM is a fruit.

Edited August 30, 2013 by Questioner

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope. Just ask any lion, I am a walking hunk of meat.

 

TPAM is gonna fire up the barbie this weekend and grill up some steaks.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

fuck yeah back yard BBQ with some T bone streaks or rib eye fillets steaks 

 

TPAM is getting hungry from the though of cooking steak 

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

False, I don't eat steak. So that means I am getting hungry from it

 

TPAM is has a girlfriend or boyfriend

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

false this on is forever alone  

 

tpam is quite bored 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Yes.

 

TPAM thinks there should be only one Vaas.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

More Vass' = more insanity

 

 

TPAM has an Origins account?

[Jackleberry 1,923]

Er, no, nevermind. xD

 

TPAM hates the person I chose for Villain Day!

Edited August 31, 2013 by King Joffrey

[Swebro 29]

Don't know who you chose

 

 

 

TPAM knows the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything... Who is best pony?